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Those Annoying Church Signs


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You know those annoying church signs you see when you're driving (or walking) down the road. The ones with the cute little catchphrases? The ones that are meant to get you all emotional and mushy inside?

 

What if, instead of a furry little phrase the sign read:

 

Pursue, kill, and completely destroy them, as I have commanded you," says the LORD. "Let the battle cry be heard in the land, a shout of great destruction". (Jeremiah 50:21-22 NLT)

 

 

Would those same Christians get that warm fuzzy feeling all over?

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You mean like this :grin:

 

churchsign.jpg

 

 

Made with http://www.churchsigngenerator.com/

From the abridged bible - not enough room!

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The church sign generator site is awesome. :D

 

Did this one awhile back:

 

AoG_sign.jpg

 

I wish churches would be that honest.

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Every summer, one of the most common reader board signs I see is:

 

VAC BIBLE SCHOOL.

 

I always want to pick the lock and add two U's, an O and an S so it would read;

 

VACuous BIBLE SCHOOL.

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