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Today is Ash Wednesday in the RCC which means Catholic's must fast (no meat, and the sum of two small meals must be less than the total of a normal-sized meal). Consequently, I made sure to eat meat in every meal today. (Kinda odd because I normally only eat meat twice or thrice per week).

 

Just wanted to post that...

 

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Today is Ash Wednesday in the RCC which means Catholic's must fast (no meat, and the sum of two small meals must be less than the total of a normal-sized meal). Consequently, I made sure to eat meat in every meal today. (Kinda odd because I normally only eat meat twice or thrice per week).

 

Just wanted to post that...

 

:)

 

I remember the no meat part. But I don't think I ever heard about the "sum of two small meals" thingy.

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Mmm...artery clogging...

 

Seriously, I couldn't live without meat. It's yum.

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Isn't that what Jesus gave to Mary Magdalene that made it such a Good Friday?

 

That's just crude.

 

Jesus meat is served on a stick. They sell it at the state fair. Jesus jerky is also popular (there are a lot of rednecks here).

 

"Jesus on a stick! Get your Jesus Jerky! Taste a little bit of Heaven in every bite!"

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Isn't that what Jesus gave to Mary Magdalene that made it such a Good Friday?

 

You guys are just so silly today! Didn’t you read Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ’s childhood Pal? Biff did Maggie, and then described it to Jesus.

 

But florduh, you might be on to something with the jesus meat.

 

http://oranchak.com/?p=351

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Isn't that what Jesus gave to Mary Magdalene that made it such a Good Friday?

 

That's just crude.

That's what she said.

 

mwc

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You could always eat a wafer and pretend it's Jesus meat.

 

Sometimes I get unusual thoughts. Sorry.

florduh, now whenever I read your posts I read them in my head the exact way Dr House would speak it...you both have a dry sense of humour that is eerily the same...?

Sure your not really him? :lmao:

 

:HaHa:

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You could always eat a wafer and pretend it's Jesus meat.

 

Sometimes I get unusual thoughts. Sorry.

 

No need to apologize. Your unusual thoughts are usually quite amusing. :)

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You could always eat a wafer and pretend it's Jesus meat.

 

Sometimes I get unusual thoughts. Sorry.

florduh, now whenever I read your posts I read them in my head the exact way Dr House would speak it...you both have a dry sense of humour that is eerily the same...?

Sure your not really him? :lmao:

 

:HaHa:

 

Me too! But this is a good thing. Hugh Laurie is both funny and good-looking.

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Hmm. Today is the first Friday of Lent, so there is supposed to be no meat today, too.

 

I had planned to violate the rule, but just realized that I happened not to eat any meat at all today completely by accident. I had grapefruit, yogurt, an egg, and an english muffin for lunch, and fish and chips for supper.

 

Must have been my Catholic subconsciousness.

 

Oh well, there are many more Fridays left in the season!

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I just realized I didn't eat meat today, either. I was too busy eating cheese. (I found excellent cheese on sale at an organic foods store). Of course, I haven't had dinner yet, so maybe I will eat meat before the day's out.

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Hmm. Today is the first Friday of Lent, so there is supposed to be no meat today, too.

 

I had planned to violate the rule, but just realized that I happened not to eat any meat at all today completely by accident. I had grapefruit, yogurt, an egg, and an english muffin for lunch, and fish and chips for supper.

 

Must have been my Catholic subconsciousness.

 

Oh well, there are many more Fridays left in the season!

We actually had fish tonight and I and my family were never Catholic. We just had fish because we like fish and were in the mood for it. ^^;;
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I didn't even know it was ash Wednesday when it was "ash Wednesday". I'm too concerned with things that effect me, not arbitrary crap that someone made up. :P

 

But...but...it follows Free Pancake Day at IHOP...

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