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Michael Shermer At Creation Museum


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I can't believe she anthropomorphizes bacteria as "good" or "bad." :huh:

 

 

*WARNING*

 

This is painful to watch!!!

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So morality is applied to humans and bacteria... but not God or animals...

 

And yes... lady, you are talking about evolution. :Doh:

 

(btw, my head hurts! I heard those arguments a long time ago, and used them myself as a Christian. I think what is worst of seeing something like this is the self-reflection of how stupid I was.)

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Bad bacteria! Bad!!

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E-Coli, get in that corner. Right now! I told you, you'd get punished. Stay there for five minutes.

 

Wait...

 

Oh, I get it now...

 

 

The inherited sin is actually bacteria. Sin is carried in bacteria, just like the Force is connected to the Midi-Chlorians. Basically, God gets you at your first sneeze, cough, or diarrhea. Jesus is just like Dayquil, it helps you fight the evil bacteria.

 

I wonder, is virus also evil?

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Jesus is just like Dayquil, it helps you fight the evil bacteria.

 

:lmao:

 

Bow before the evil Lemur!!!!

 

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:drink::funny:
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HaHaHa....I think I might use that as my new avatar!!

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