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Letter From A Friend (jesus)


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Why does JC need a ghost writer? Why doesn’t he just write his love letter on your bedroom wall like he did for Belshazzar? :shrug:

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I'd get a restraining order if I were you.

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If rainbows and sunshine and stuff means Jesus loves you, what does cancer and malaria mean?

 

It means that he couldn't resist temptation and actually touched you. You were just too cute for your own good.

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Rapture-porn, anyone?

 

That just put a weird image in my head. Naked men and women being fucked by invisible genitalia of their choice, and upon climax it rains cum.

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I spilled moonlight onto your face-trickling down your cheeks as so many tears have.

 

:eek:

 

RETURN TO SENDER

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Yeah...it sounds like Jesus is running some weird kind of rape porn ring with his Dad. Why *does* so much of the writings of people like this sound like erotica? Rapture-porn, anyone?

 

I guess it's the next logical step after "torch songs for Jesus."

 

"Yoooouuuuuuu liiiiight up myyy liiiiiiiiife...."

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jeez!. that does sound kinda creepy. Doesn't he know that angels doing the dirty with human women was one of the reasons why his dad chosse to flood the world. Look at Genesis 6:1-8 & Jude verse 6.

 

Which means that Jehovah should throw himself out of heaven since this was how Jesus came to be

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