Vixentrox Posted June 9, 2009 Share Posted June 9, 2009 So Chrisitans, can you tell us how effective these are against witches? http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/31107319/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skeptic Posted June 9, 2009 Share Posted June 9, 2009 That article didn't make much sense to me. I don't get what those particular ingredients mixed in that particular way would do. I guess you could throw the bottle at the witch, or you could throw the urine on the witch. Everyone knows that the urine of True Believers makes witches melt LOL. Of course, now, in the 21st century, we know that doesn't do jack shit besides fuck your day up pretty bad. Getting urine thrown on you = instant bad day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ouroboros Posted June 9, 2009 Share Posted June 9, 2009 So Chrisitans, can you tell us how effective these are against witches? Have you seen any witches around lately? Well, there you go. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OpheliaGinger Posted June 9, 2009 Share Posted June 9, 2009 Wouldn't an anti-witchcraft spell be...witchcraft? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ouroboros Posted June 9, 2009 Share Posted June 9, 2009 Wouldn't an anti-witchcraft spell be...witchcraft? Sounds like a fly in the ointment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vixentrox Posted June 9, 2009 Author Share Posted June 9, 2009 So Chrisitans, can you tell us how effective these are against witches? Have you seen any witches around lately? Well, there you go. Maybe the Africans should try these instead of burning people alive? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Legion Posted June 9, 2009 Share Posted June 9, 2009 Magic is "good" when you're playing on Team Christian. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vendredie Posted June 10, 2009 Share Posted June 10, 2009 I thought witch bottles were supposed to test for witches? Or was that witch cakes? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
woodsmoke Posted June 10, 2009 Share Posted June 10, 2009 It's probably both, and other, weirder methods, depending on where/when you live. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OpheliaGinger Posted June 14, 2009 Share Posted June 14, 2009 Poking a woman with a fake prick is a test for witches. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skeptic Posted June 14, 2009 Share Posted June 14, 2009 Poking a woman with a fake prick is a test for witches. Is there a way to interpret this statement that isn't perverted? Because I must confess that I can't think of one LOL. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
♦ Fuego ♦ Posted June 14, 2009 Share Posted June 14, 2009 There's more money in providing superstitious solutions to people's fear than either dispelling (pun intended) their fear or telling them God is able to protect them. "Sure I can tell you how to neutralize the powers of the devil! Er, how much you got? OK, then! First you need a bottle..." Rebecca Brown is an author that has a big following in churches, teaching all about how to defeat the power of the devil. Everything is Satanic, so buy her book or them devils are gonna git ya! She's one of the main promoters of the concept that covens of Satanists are everywhere sacrificing babies. She's a nut job, but making money off the gullible. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rebecca_Brown...ristian_author) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShackledNoMore Posted June 16, 2009 Share Posted June 16, 2009 ...a husband, believing his wife to be afflicted by witchcraft, was advised by a Spitalfields apothecary to "take a quart of your Wive's urine, the paring of her Nails, some of her Hair, and such like, and boyl them well in a Pipkin." Thank god for 17th century chamber pots! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vixentrox Posted June 16, 2009 Author Share Posted June 16, 2009 Sounds like a cover for those with a Golden Shower fetish though don't it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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