Yaoi Huntress Earth Posted June 29, 2009 Share Posted June 29, 2009 Thought with all the bad news going on, I thought something funny would be in order. (Feel free to add some.) If various religions (and their branches) were ice cream... Jehova's Witness: There's only 14,000 buckets of it and everyone has to compete and spread the word of the ice cream to have some. Calvinsts: It determines who will get to eat it ahead of time. Catholism: Has a sweet taste, but you start feeling sick to your stomach shortly afterward. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Moderator buffettphan Posted June 29, 2009 Super Moderator Share Posted June 29, 2009 I guess this applies to all the denominations to one degree or another.... Butter Pecan because they're all NUTS! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueGiant Posted June 30, 2009 Share Posted June 30, 2009 Buddhism: All the flavors and all the fixin's...one with everything. Westburro Baptist: God hates ice cream. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Moderator buffettphan Posted June 30, 2009 Super Moderator Share Posted June 30, 2009 Westburro Baptist: God hates ice cream. Oh, that's goooooood, BlueGiant! Goes to show you that god (if he really existed) is one sick bastard. NOBODY in their right mind hates ice cream! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Freedomtarian Posted June 30, 2009 Share Posted June 30, 2009 Branches of Conservative Christianity- If the ice cream tasted good, then don't eat it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ouroboros Posted June 30, 2009 Share Posted June 30, 2009 Unitarian - All ice creams are good. Islam - Ice cream akbhar. Judaism - It must be kosher, and can't be eaten on the Sabbath. Atheism - the bucket is empty. There is no ice cream. Agnostic - we don't know if there's any ice cream or not. It could any flavor, so I won't eat any. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest end3 Posted June 30, 2009 Share Posted June 30, 2009 Would Neopolitan be like the Trinity? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShackledNoMore Posted July 1, 2009 Share Posted July 1, 2009 Jim Jones cultists: Grape flavored and laced with cyanide! Zen Buddhism: The student asked the master, "What is Buddha?" The master replied, "Three scoops of ice cream." Seventh Day Adventist: No Sundae, thank you very much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
agnosticator Posted July 1, 2009 Share Posted July 1, 2009 Catholism: Has a sweet taste, but you start feeling sick to your stomach shortly afterward. Wait a minute. I thought that was the new testament-not catholics...."and I put the little book in my mouth, and it was sweet as honey, but became bitter in my belly." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Moderator florduh Posted July 1, 2009 Super Moderator Share Posted July 1, 2009 This thread points out what a great sense of humor abides here. I wonder if that is a factor in being unable to stick with Christianity (a rather unfunny religion). Oh, and don't forget to pick the cherries from your sundae. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yaoi Huntress Earth Posted July 3, 2009 Author Share Posted July 3, 2009 Another version of Catholic ice cream could be: You must go to a priest and tell them that you ate some after injesting it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Moderator florduh Posted July 3, 2009 Super Moderator Share Posted July 3, 2009 Some demand full immersion, but I prefer sprinkles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaggieMae Posted July 4, 2009 Share Posted July 4, 2009 Some demand full immersion, but I prefer sprinkles. haha!! Oh, that took me a moment, but I really enjoyed it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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