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It looks like a woman in a burqa, so it must be a Muslim woman, i.e. it's not a miracle by God, but by Allah! :HaHa:

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This curious phenomenon has me stumped. Someone needs to get to the root of it.

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It's Michael Jackson in a burqa, obviously.

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This curious phenomenon has me stumped. Someone needs to get to the root of it.

 

I hate to go against the grain, but it strikes me as mere pulp fiction.

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I'm just waiting for a turd to show up on ebay because someone thought it looked like the virgin.

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I'd need the original photo of the Virgin Mary to compare it to.

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I'd need the original photo of the Virgin Mary to compare it to.

 

 

 

Heh. Good one.

 

 

Actually, it could be Magdalene. Or Martha. Or Joan of Arc. Why does Mary get all the cameo appearances ?

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Why does Mary get all the cameo appearances ?

 

Hey, if the Holy Spirit has the hots for her, she must be one fine-lookin lady! Just like magazines put the hottest models on the cover to sell more issues, God likes to put His #1 bitch on stuff to sell more

 

. . . um, bridges. And cheese sandwiches, and freeway underpasses. And of course stumps in churchyards. Cause those haven't been moving all that well in this economy.

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Hey, if the Holy Spirit has the hots for her, she must be one fine-lookin lady! Just like magazines put the hottest models on the cover to sell more issues, God likes to put His #1 bitch on stuff to sell more

 

. . . um, bridges. And cheese sandwiches, and freeway underpasses. And of course stumps in churchyards. Cause those haven't been moving all that well in this economy.

 

He puts Jesus on cooler stuff, like Cheetos.

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This curious phenomenon has me stumped. Someone needs to get to the root of it.

 

I hate to go against the grain, but it strikes me as mere pulp fiction.

 

I knew someone wood say that.

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Got wood?

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This is significant, because Jesus was nailed to a tree, and now Michael Jackson and the Virgin Mary are both permanently attached to trees, which is sort of like being nailed to a tree, and everyone knows that the Holy Spirit nailed the Virgin Mary, so obviously the question is, Who Nailed Michael Jackson?

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Miracles...they do exist. Allah must be laughing like crazy that these worshippers got it wrong and it really is someone in a Burka. Please be less ambiguous whoever is up there and quit making us poor humans look like fools.

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quit making us poor humans look like fools.

 

I don't think divine intervention has anything to do with that.

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Actually, it looks exactly like a Muslim woman who's had acid thrown on her face by an insanely bitter and jealous husband.

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