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How To Deal With Religious Protestors


PaulQ

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You know what I'm talking about. The ones who stand there holding their signs with some message about their god and how we're screwing things up in some form or another. This past weekend, I saw a group of them holding up signs about abortion. It was time to implement my simple 2 step program:

 

1) I pointed at them.

2) I laughed at them hysterically.

 

Within the next 10 minutes, they were gone.

 

So remember: 1) Point, 2) Laugh. It takes the wind right out of their sails.

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I'll be sure to try it at the next church meeting. ;)

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*laughs* "That tickles Cthulhu's funny bone."

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I'll be sure to try it at the next church meeting. ;)

 

Do tell us, whatever may they be protesting at these church meetings? The 10% tithing a little hard to swallow during these tough economic times? ;)

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I'll be sure to try it at the next church meeting. ;)

 

Do tell us, whatever may they be protesting at these church meetings? The 10% tithing a little hard to swallow during these tough economic times? ;)

 

Nothing in particular really, I'm the revolutionary. My church is the spiritual movie type..

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Guest ephymeris

It's easy (and quite enjoyable!) to point and laugh at the adult sign holders...I try to show restraint for the exploited, kid sign holders. It's bad enough they have fundy parents that make them hold signs and force mind-bending moral codes and dogma on them.

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