Eris Posted October 13, 2009 Share Posted October 13, 2009 I'm pretty sure some of us have seen and thought of some quips to go along with the signs on churches like 'Come inside! Free trip to salvation!' but what were some of your best? For the example I gave above, the real sign likes like this; 'Win a Trip to Salvation! Free details inside!' My Reply; No purchases necessary, just leave your humanity at the door! 'CH-RCH. Its missing U' My reply; But I'm not missing church. Urgh, I'm not the funny but I'm pretty sure some of you are. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkeygirl Posted October 13, 2009 Share Posted October 13, 2009 "Eternity has 2 choices which one will you choose. " I drove past that every day for the last few months. They finally changed it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FiddlingAround Posted October 14, 2009 Share Posted October 14, 2009 I saw a good one recently: God is as good as his word. Well, truth in advertising. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OpheliaGinger Posted October 14, 2009 Share Posted October 14, 2009 I hardly read church signs because I would rather keep my eyes on the road, so I have not found anything substantial that I remember. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Posted October 14, 2009 Share Posted October 14, 2009 There's one that I pass all the time on my way home. I always think of a response when I see it, but now of course I can't remember any examples. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tabula Rasa Posted October 14, 2009 Share Posted October 14, 2009 One I've seen on the sign of my old church is:If you're living like there is no God, you better be right! Do you know God? My answer? Yes I know God, and I know he's not an asshole.(Which they're basically saying he is , that if you don't believe in him you're going to suffer in hell.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
qec Posted October 14, 2009 Share Posted October 14, 2009 "When you are down, God is up." Saw that on a Baptist Church sign a couple years back. Goddamn, so manipulative... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SairB Posted October 14, 2009 Share Posted October 14, 2009 I can remember one particular sign we passed fairly often, that said "Pray Station". I just thought it was lame at the time, but it now occurs to me that it could have been subtly but effectively altered to read "Prey Station"... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skepticaldude541 Posted October 14, 2009 Share Posted October 14, 2009 "When you are down, God is up." At least they admit Yahweh gets a hard on from human suffering. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freddy Posted October 14, 2009 Share Posted October 14, 2009 "When you are down, God is up." At least they admit Yahweh gets a hard on from human suffering. Even when I half assed considered myself a Christian, if someone in front of me was driving slow and they had a sticker or one of those fish on their bumper, I'd think "how about you a Jesus push the gas or get out of the way and let the rest of us get on with our lives." Freddy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
par4dcourse Posted October 14, 2009 Share Posted October 14, 2009 I hate the classic "Jesus is the Answer". But I didn't ask a question! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deva Posted October 14, 2009 Share Posted October 14, 2009 About a mile from my house "Looking for a King James Bible Only Church"? I always think as I pass it Hell No. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
euphgeek Posted October 14, 2009 Share Posted October 14, 2009 A few miles out of town on the highway, there's a billboard that says "JESUS IS REAL," except the "IS" and the "REAL" are so close together that they almost look like one word. And they're on a separate line from "JESUS." My response is, "I thought his last name was Christ?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Net Eng Posted October 14, 2009 Share Posted October 14, 2009 "Going the wrong way ? God allows U-turns" This one really got to me and I am seriously considering going here to ask more.... See! I said that with a straight face !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arctic Posted October 15, 2009 Share Posted October 15, 2009 "Turn Or Burn" a church in my hometown Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
qec Posted October 15, 2009 Share Posted October 15, 2009 "Turn Or Burn" a church in my hometown Damn. Well, at least they're honest about it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Franko47 Posted October 15, 2009 Share Posted October 15, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skepticaldude541 Posted October 15, 2009 Share Posted October 15, 2009 God - Just a little bit better than an Internet search engine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OpheliaGinger Posted October 15, 2009 Share Posted October 15, 2009 I just saw this on the way home, "The Redeemer Lives." My thought, "Yeah, as a zombie." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skepticaldude541 Posted October 15, 2009 Share Posted October 15, 2009 Posted in the "Amusing Images" thread but I couldn't help but put it here too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beowulf Posted October 15, 2009 Share Posted October 15, 2009 I spotted this one on my way home from a kayaking trip in Union County, SC. Oh, the connotations... BTW, this is a real sign, and not just one of those generators. Here it is from another angle... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest anon hiding from lynchers Posted October 15, 2009 Share Posted October 15, 2009 "We're too blessed to be depressed." Christians are never sad! (Right.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loren Posted October 15, 2009 Share Posted October 15, 2009 Around here, every Spring, a number of church reader boards will say, "Vac. Bible School." I always want to add a couple letters to make them say, "Vacuous Bible School." For many years, there was a very old wood sign fronting the highway which said, "The Wages Of Sin Is Death!" I always wanted to make an addition to nail underneath it so it would say: The Wages Of Sin Is Death! (The Eugene Chamber of Commerce welcomes you!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taphophilia Posted October 16, 2009 Share Posted October 16, 2009 About a mile from my house "Looking for a King James Bible Only Church"? I always think as I pass it Hell No. Whenever I see this on a church sign, I think it should say, "Looking For Uneducated Morons?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ephymeris Posted October 16, 2009 Share Posted October 16, 2009 OMG Skeptical, that thread is hilarious. Almost made me like the priest of that catholic church...almost! Also, on a baptist church down the street from my house "Accept God's friend request." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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