sarahgrace Posted November 2, 2009 Share Posted November 2, 2009 www.christianchirp.com Apparently the guy that started this got suspended from Twitter for ONE WEEK for "supporting Rush Limbaugh" (or, as the notice said, for reply spamming). So he went out and started his own version of twitter. For christians only. How ridiculous is this?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OpheliaGinger Posted November 2, 2009 Share Posted November 2, 2009 Looks like it already made a joke of itself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sarahgrace Posted November 2, 2009 Author Share Posted November 2, 2009 Well, the founder has been pretty actively censoring from what I can tell, so we'll see how long it is before the hilarity all gets deleted. But having Jesus, Satan, and Richard Dawkins all sign up was pretty awesome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skepticaldude541 Posted November 3, 2009 Share Posted November 3, 2009 lol! Now it can join Christian myspace, Christian Facebook, Christian trading card games, toys exclusively for Christian children, and really crappy Christian video games. (Along with this priceless site!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Moderator buffettphan Posted November 3, 2009 Super Moderator Share Posted November 3, 2009 lol! Now it can join Christian myspace, Christian Facebook, Christian trading card games, toys exclusively for Christian children, and really crappy Christian video games. (Along with this priceless site!) Let's not forget conservapedia.com which includes this little tidbit in its article about atheism: "The history of the atheist community and various studies regarding the atheist community point to moral depravity being a causal factor for atheism." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Moderator buffettphan Posted November 3, 2009 Super Moderator Share Posted November 3, 2009 (Along with this priceless site!) That website, especially the Q&A section, has me rolling on the floor....... Q. ...Recently, we've been experimenting with how my wife can use her vibrator to stimulate me which I've loved and she loves how it makes me feel.. The absolute wildest thing was on Valentines. My wife had bought us some chocolate body cream which we ended up putting on one of her vibrators. Both of us licked the chocolate off of it. Then she got on top of me while I licked and sucked the chocolate covered vibrator and we had a powerful climax. She told me that she has never known me to have this powerful of a climax. I must say those two cyberskin vibrator that I got her for her birthday back in January have been the most repeatedly commented about gifts that I've ever given. Do other Christian couples enjoy playing with their vibrators like we have just discovered? A. Dear John, We are glad that you and your wife are enjoying your freedom in Christ, keep it up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hereticzero Posted November 3, 2009 Share Posted November 3, 2009 What passes for Christian porn these days? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sarahgrace Posted November 3, 2009 Author Share Posted November 3, 2009 That christian sex toy site is AWESOME. In a hilarious way. Wow. I must say, I have to give them points for allowing sex to be fun! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Moderator florduh Posted November 3, 2009 Super Moderator Share Posted November 3, 2009 What passes for Christian porn these days? IDK but you'll find it here: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vomit Comet Posted November 3, 2009 Share Posted November 3, 2009 Let's not forget conservapedia.com which includes this little tidbit in its article about atheism: "The history of the atheist community and various studies regarding the atheist community point to moral depravity being a causal factor for atheism." It makes Pravda look like the American Historical Review. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
par4dcourse Posted November 3, 2009 Share Posted November 3, 2009 Sample tweets: @christian1: I love Jebus! @christian2: Me too! @christian3: Me too!...... @christian5000: Me too! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vomit Comet Posted November 3, 2009 Share Posted November 3, 2009 Oh god, that's barf-worthy! I bet youth pastors are going to start pushing this on their flock. "Dudes, it's like, the Christian version of Twitter!" And even the kids who see it for the sorry joke that it is will be pressured into signing up. And it'll be nothing but "praise the lord!!!!!!!!!" "Amen!!!!!!!!1!!!!!" over and over and over again. Either that or some 'deep' psuedo-bohemian ruminations on how their undiagnosed manic depression relates to their Walk, which will be monitored nervously by the censors. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sarahgrace Posted November 3, 2009 Author Share Posted November 3, 2009 Apparently the founder is also a multi-level-marketing douchebag who enjoys spreading his bad economics through this medium as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
belladonna Posted November 3, 2009 Share Posted November 3, 2009 lol! Now it can join Christian myspace, Christian Facebook, Christian trading card games, toys exclusively for Christian children, and really crappy Christian video games. (Along with this priceless site!) I about died when I clicked on that sight...what a fucking (no pun intended) riot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
qec Posted November 4, 2009 Share Posted November 4, 2009 (Along with this priceless site!) Zomg.....Wtf. That is hilarious! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
qec Posted November 4, 2009 Share Posted November 4, 2009 www.christianchirp.com Apparently the guy that started this got suspended from Twitter for ONE WEEK for "supporting Rush Limbaugh" (or, as the notice said, for reply spamming). So he went out and started his own version of twitter. For christians only. How ridiculous is this?! This doesn't surprise me at all really; Christians always do this sort of thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Auracle Posted November 4, 2009 Share Posted November 4, 2009 lol! Now it can join Christian myspace, Christian Facebook, Christian trading card games, toys exclusively for Christian children, and really crappy Christian video games. (Along with this priceless site!) Let's not forget conservapedia.com which includes this little tidbit in its article about atheism: "The history of the atheist community and various studies regarding the atheist community point to moral depravity being a causal factor for atheism." But...but...shouldn't that make everyone an atheist then, since we're supposedly all depraved (at least if you're a Calvinist)? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
♦ nivek ♦ Posted November 5, 2009 Share Posted November 5, 2009 OK sarahhhhhhhhhaaaaaa.... YOU OWE ME A KEYBOARD! LCD will clean off.. An of course *I* thought your link said "christian CHIMPS" to begin with, THEN it got better.. BUWhHAhahahHAHAHAHhahHAHAHhaHAHAHAHAHA! kL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sarahgrace Posted November 5, 2009 Author Share Posted November 5, 2009 LOL, Nivek! Sorry about the keyboard. I'll get the gang over at ChristianChimps to pray for jeebus to provide you a new one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Hocking Posted November 9, 2009 Share Posted November 9, 2009 For your Christian sex experience? For your Toyota sex experience? For your roast duck in pineapple sex experience? Oh!! For your Nirvana sex experience----gottcha. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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