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www.christianchirp.com

 

Apparently the guy that started this got suspended from Twitter for ONE WEEK for "supporting Rush Limbaugh" (or, as the notice said, for reply spamming). So he went out and started his own version of twitter. For christians only.

 

How ridiculous is this?!

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Looks like it already made a joke of itself.

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Well, the founder has been pretty actively censoring from what I can tell, so we'll see how long it is before the hilarity all gets deleted. But having Jesus, Satan, and Richard Dawkins all sign up was pretty awesome.

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Let's not forget conservapedia.com which includes this little tidbit in its article about atheism:

 

 

"The history of the atheist community and various studies regarding the atheist community point to moral depravity being a causal factor for atheism."

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(Along with this priceless site!)

 

That website, especially the Q&A section, has me rolling on the floor.......

 

 

 

 

 

 

Q. ...Recently, we've been experimenting with how my wife can use her vibrator to stimulate me which I've loved and she loves how it makes me feel.. The absolute wildest thing was on Valentines. My wife had bought us some chocolate body cream which we ended up putting on one of her vibrators. Both of us licked the chocolate off of it. Then she got on top of me while I licked and sucked the chocolate covered vibrator and we had a powerful climax. She told me that she has never known me to have this powerful of a climax. I must say those two cyberskin vibrator that I got her for her birthday back in January have been the most repeatedly commented about gifts that I've ever given.

 

Do other Christian couples enjoy playing with their vibrators like we have just discovered?

 

 

 

A. Dear John,

 

We are glad that you and your wife are enjoying your freedom in Christ, keep it up FrogsToadBigGrin.gif

 

 

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What passes for Christian porn these days?

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That christian sex toy site is AWESOME. In a hilarious way. Wow. I must say, I have to give them points for allowing sex to be fun!

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What passes for Christian porn these days?

IDK but you'll find it here:

 

 

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Let's not forget conservapedia.com which includes this little tidbit in its article about atheism:

 

 

"The history of the atheist community and various studies regarding the atheist community point to moral depravity being a causal factor for atheism."

 

It makes Pravda look like the American Historical Review.

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Sample tweets:

 

@christian1: I love Jebus!

 

@christian2: Me too!

 

@christian3: Me too!......

 

@christian5000: Me too!

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Oh god, that's barf-worthy! :twitch:

 

I bet youth pastors are going to start pushing this on their flock. "Dudes, it's like, the Christian version of Twitter!" And even the kids who see it for the sorry joke that it is will be pressured into signing up.

 

And it'll be nothing but "praise the lord!!!!!!!!!" "Amen!!!!!!!!1!!!!!" over and over and over again. Either that or some 'deep' psuedo-bohemian ruminations on how their undiagnosed manic depression relates to their Walk, which will be monitored nervously by the censors.

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Apparently the founder is also a multi-level-marketing douchebag who enjoys spreading his bad economics through this medium as well.

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I about died when I clicked on that sight...what a fucking (no pun intended) riot. :twitch:

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www.christianchirp.com

 

Apparently the guy that started this got suspended from Twitter for ONE WEEK for "supporting Rush Limbaugh" (or, as the notice said, for reply spamming). So he went out and started his own version of twitter. For christians only.

 

How ridiculous is this?!

 

This doesn't surprise me at all really; Christians always do this sort of thing.

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Let's not forget conservapedia.com which includes this little tidbit in its article about atheism:

 

 

"The history of the atheist community and various studies regarding the atheist community point to moral depravity being a causal factor for atheism."

 

But...but...shouldn't that make everyone an atheist then, since we're supposedly all depraved (at least if you're a Calvinist)? ;)

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OK sarahhhhhhhhhaaaaaa....

 

YOU OWE ME A KEYBOARD!

 

LCD will clean off..

 

An of course *I* thought your link said "christian CHIMPS" to begin with, THEN it got better.. ;)

 

BUWhHAhahahHAHAHAHhahHAHAHhaHAHAHAHAHA!

 

kL

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LOL, Nivek! Sorry about the keyboard. ;) I'll get the gang over at ChristianChimps to pray for jeebus to provide you a new one. :lmao:

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For your Christian sex experience?

 

 

 

For your Toyota sex experience?

 

For your roast duck in pineapple sex experience?

 

Oh!! For your Nirvana sex experience----gottcha.

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