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Why I Am No Longer A Xian


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Priceless!

 

:lmao:

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Nice!

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I love it! The killing part really cracked me up and I needed the laugh today, thanks!

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You may be able to market that intercom button and get paid early.

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You hit that straight head-on. :3:

 

I pinned the topic because I think it gives a very clear description of what's wrong with Christianity.

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Did you write that? Damned impressive my man.

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Rod loves you. How could you abandon him? You despicable Rod-less reprobate. You are definitely going to Nell.

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I used to work for Rod too. My superiors would insist I recruit more employees. It was a tough job, and I actually never did recruit one. I look back now and am so Roddamn thankful I never did!

 

At my new job, everyday is payday!

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Clever, and how true!

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Clever, and how true!

Hi Cycel. Welcome to ExC. Please tell us your story in the testimonies section.

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LOl!

I think this Rod bloke sounds like an arsehole. Someone should report him to Wageline, the bastard. Hopefully, his workers will all join a union. Maybe we could organise a strike?

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It was great, but won't convince many Christians, if any unfortunately. But damn, that was great!

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OMG (oh wait...can we use that here???) that was AWESOME!!

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Very funny! The part about the intercom was my favorite. Ain't that the truth?

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I used to work for Rod too. My superiors would insist I recruit more employees. It was a tough job, and I actually never did recruit one. I look back now and am so Roddamn thankful I never did!

 

At my new job, everyday is payday!

i love your reply and the parable is awesome!

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Awesome parable, I was like oh my rod!!wicked.gif

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The biggest mistake xians make is our reasons for deconverting. Since the babble is parable-ridden I thought maybe they would understand this, my personal story in parable.

My name's Numan.....

Then I saw the answer. There was no Rod. The various department bosses may have thought there was, and certainly had the workers convinced, but I couldn't make myself believe that a decent Rod would run a company like this.

 

Rod does exist but you just don't see it yet.

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Its Bizarre how many xtians are always talking and cant figure out why they never had a miracle. I stopped going to my womens church group shortly before I came here because they used to sit around and keep praying and complaining whats wrong and wheres the healing, wheres the promise of the prayer of agreement. But yet they continue to show up every week and complain then pray.

 

 

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The intercom does not work b/c it is not winders seven compatible :grin:

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This 'parable' is probably one of the funniest pieces of satire (if you can call it that) that I have ever read. Lol big props to the OP for writing this. I was bursting out laughing the other night..."Ron would find me and kill me on payday". :D

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I'm sorry, Rod. Not Ron as I said previously.

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