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They're all annoying. I used to be one, but I've forgotten what it feels like to be one. It's better that way. When you're so soaked with religious fervor that you can't view reality for what it really is, it's almost like wasting your life. Why the fuck anyone does or would give up their life for religion is beyond me. Fuck em'.

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Mind if I bring this back up?   1. The pseudo intellectual douchebags who think they are so smart by being illogical. When they ignore the laws of logic and reason, they'll claim that those are ma

'Prayer Warriors', one of the shittiest titles for someone who thinks they are heroic for doing absolutely nothing.

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Bump to add another one; the legalistic ones who see God as a judge/cop in the sky. I guess a lot of them do to an extent, but some love to use annoying legal analogies to get their point across. Any arguement you make against them they see as a criminal trying to deny their guilt. And they so condescending about it. You can't say "hey you're being a dick", because they're just using God's word. It must be God we have a problem with, but since we're obviously never going to get an answer to God directly, we can't really know either way.

 

Though to be fair, if God really is like that, then yes I do have a problem with him. Sending people to eternal torment for such arbitrary bullshit that everyone does. Most of it doesn't even hurt anyone, let alone deserve such a horrific punishment. But of course, any attempt to argue their bullshit will result in more fear and guilt tactics.

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I just finished watching the Passion of Christ.

 

 

 

I LOVE JESUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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yes, muslims also love jesus, but they love mohammad more

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I just finished watching the Passion of Christ.

 

 

 

I LOVE JESUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

You have earned "The Most Annoying Type Of Christian Award" for the day. The type who is into Masochistic Jesus Porn:

 

Soft but bloody Porn, Rated "R" for Righteous!.

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I just finished watching the Passion of Christ.

 

I LOVE JESUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

I just read Harry Potter. Much better story. And both are fictitious, but one has more applicable life lessons.

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Jay is annoying, and many fundys are, but there are a great many marginal Christians who are really OK. They mostly just act like normal people.

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the ones who tell you that they wouldn't let a drowning man drown - that's why they're trying to share the lord's word with you, to save you from drowning. it's very arrogant to think that their word is capable of saving anyone.

 

ALSO ~

 

the ones who claim that god gave them the strength to get through some trial or another or god saved the child from the fire when actually, it might have been a firefighter or next door neighbor who selflessly did so. I hate it when people take credit away from themselves or others and give it their freakin' god. I once told a woman (whom I liked and admired very much) that god had nothing to do with her overcoming a fairly large obstacle in her life; that she had strength enough all by herself to overcome it and she should be proud. I meant it in the most complimentary way, but she got really mad at me and from that point on, any conversation she had in my hearing was subtly demeaning of me and my beliefs and she never spoke directly to me again.

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Jay is annoying, and many fundys are, but there are a great many marginal Christians who are really OK. They mostly just act like normal people.

 

 

I act like most normal people - until I watch the Passion of Christ. Then I turn into a Jesus Freak.. :)

 

But I am ok now. I am back on the ground... ready to face the lions here....

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yes, muslims also love jesus, but they love mohammad more

 

 

That is where they go wrong. Jesus was a far, far, FAR better person than Mohammed.

 

Face it man, Mohammed only cared about his little dick. The guy was a killer and child molester. How can you compare that scumbag loser with someone like Jesus Christ??

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Jay, take a little advice. Dial it down. You're at an 11 on the troll-o-meter. We need you at a 4 or so. You're getting obvious.

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Jay, take a little advice. Dial it down. You're at an 11 on the troll-o-meter. We need you at a 4 or so. You're getting obvious.

 

 

 

Good point. I have to remind myself that I have a number of uncommon opinions....

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Dead ones.

 

Because the person in that casket becomes a 10 times better xian during the eulogy, and then the "come to jesus: portion of the entertainment begins.

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Jay, take a little advice. Dial it down. You're at an 11 on the troll-o-meter. We need you at a 4 or so. You're getting obvious.

 

 

 

Good point. I have to remind myself that I have a number of uncommon opinions....

Nah your just annoying ass, after your passion of the christ spamming, I am not sure I will ever think of you as a decent human being.
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Jay was a hell of a lot more fun when there was a ghost of a chance that he was sincere.

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Jay, your computer privileges need to be revoked every time you watch that movie for a week.

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Jay, take a little advice. Dial it down. You're at an 11 on the troll-o-meter. We need you at a 4 or so. You're getting obvious.

 

 

 

Good point. I have to remind myself that I have a number of uncommon opinions....

Nah your just annoying ass, after your passion of the christ spamming, I am not sure I will ever think of you as a decent human being.

 

 

LOL I was just expressing my joy ! :)

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Jay, your computer privileges need to be revoked every time you watch that movie for a week.

 

 

I mostly watch only TBN and PBS. And TBN keeps showing that movie like once a month or so. And every time I watch the movie, I get this spiritual charge. I just feel like jumping up and down and praising God.

 

 

But I understand that lions here do not share that joy. I will try to tone it down.

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the ones who tell you that they wouldn't let a drowning man drown - that's why they're trying to share the lord's word with you, to save you from drowning. it's very arrogant to think that their word is capable of saving anyone.

 

ALSO ~

 

the ones who claim that god gave them the strength to get through some trial or another or god saved the child from the fire when actually, it might have been a firefighter or next door neighbor who selflessly did so. I hate it when people take credit away from themselves or others and give it their freakin' god. I once told a woman (whom I liked and admired very much) that god had nothing to do with her overcoming a fairly large obstacle in her life; that she had strength enough all by herself to overcome it and she should be proud. I meant it in the most complimentary way, but she got really mad at me and from that point on, any conversation she had in my hearing was subtly demeaning of me and my beliefs and she never spoke directly to me again.

 

If god is responsible for all these miraculous things that people do like the firefighter putting out the fire or the surgeon saving someone's life, then doesnt it follow that god must just be manipulating EVERYBODY. So do I really have a choice in being an apostate? Nope! I am an apostate because it is gods' will! woohoo for me!

 

I can just see a surgeon doing brain surgery and all of a sudden he gets this wild thought to just take out his buck knife and poke around the patients head for a minute... but just before he does it god intervenes, makes him drop the knife and continue doing the surgery. Praise Jesus! The patient is healed!

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Jay is annoying, and many fundys are, but there are a great many marginal Christians who are really OK. They mostly just act like normal people.

 

Luke warm xians....Warmed by the book of Luke.... Good for them...haha

 

I used to be on simmer for Jesus...then my gas got shut off. :-)

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For me it's the ones that insist that their specific interpretation of the Bible is CORRECT, and all others are WRONG, despite not having a shred of evidence to back up their claim that they are a special snowflake that can somewhow gleam the correct intererpretation from ancient texts, while all others cannot.

 

I also hate the ones that have the gall to actually tell other christians if that they aren't 'True Christians' because they don't follow such and such or have different views on such and such. If someone wants to identify as a christian, who the hell are you to say 'no you can't, because you don't believe what i do!' I also hate hte idea of a 'True Christian' to begin with, as if there ever was such a thing... (the only ever True Christian would have been jesus. derp.)

 

I also hate the ones that REFUSE to face the fact that the bible has contradictions. Especially contradictions that contradict obvious science, as well as ones that contradict with numbers. No, 3 will never equal 2. Math doesn't work that way.

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Usually they were never Wiccans and have never associated with actual pagans. They usually just embellish on some emo time in their teens where they played with a Ouji Board and lit a black candle while reading too much Ann Rice. That's what they think paganism is.

 

The moment they confront an actual Wiccan, they get their asses handed to them, and then they get very indignant and pull the "Persecuted Christian" card.

 

Thiiiis. This is what I think about the "ex-Wiccans" that still drive me so fucking crazy. They say the most insane shit, which, in some lights, is funny.

 

"I listened to nothing but hard metal."

"I read dark books, EVEN HARRY POTTER!!"

"I even channeled spirits, my curtains moved!"

"My Little Ponies are heathen idols. (I am not making this up, bitch TOLD ME THIS.)"

"I watched The Craft at a sleepover and tried that "light as a feather, stiff as a board" game!!!! I WAS A WIIIITCH!"

 

Yes, hard to not Scotsman them, though it would be more appropriate to shake them till their teeth fall out and scream YOU WERE A FUCKING TEENAGER, NOT A WICCAN, YOU LINT BRAINED BINT!!!

 

*ahem* But, yes. Annoying.

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Ok, this just made my rage meter explode. http://thenewcivilrightsmovement.com/anti-gay-pastor-parents-must-squash-like-a-cockroach-the-gay-out-of-kids/politics/2012/05/01/38837

 

Not only do the stupid strict gender roles touted by these moldy old men insult EVERY thinking human, not just those in the LGBTQ community (next group would be women, really, this shit is used to abuse women so often), but the suggestion that you "crack that wrist when it starts to go limp", that you should hit a small child into the proper way of being that gender, and by default, straight...hell, that you hit any child for behaving in a "not normal" way, makes me want to hunt him down, cut his head off, and bathe in this blood.

 

Child abuse is NEVER FUCKING OK, and pastors that urge parents to "beat them straight" deserve to have a bat to the face. This is some of the worst behavior humans display far too often, and it makes me ill to see some fucktard try to justify it.

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