Isak The Newt Posted October 9, 2005 Share Posted October 9, 2005 If Adam and Eve sinned by eating the apple from the tree. And were booted out of the Garden of Eden becuase of it... Then Jesus dies to forgive our sins... Why aren't we back in Eden? Where is Eden nywaysz? Middle of Antartica? Heh... Guess it is just one of those things... Right? lol yaaay more stuff to critize on, woot woot!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reach Posted October 9, 2005 Share Posted October 9, 2005 It wasn't a very good plan, was it? Why not send Jesus to the very Garden of Eden, at the moment of sinful transgression of the law, so he could fix the problem immediately, once for all? But the merciful Christian God thought that a lifetime of suffering would serve us better? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isak The Newt Posted October 9, 2005 Author Share Posted October 9, 2005 Yep! The so called omni-everything God pwns us all and wants us to suffer... Not very kind of him is it? lol edit "He" should of been "It". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MQTA Posted October 9, 2005 Share Posted October 9, 2005 If Adam and Eve sinned by eating the apple from the tree.And were booted out of the Garden of Eden becuase of it... Then Jesus dies to forgive our sins... Why aren't we back in Eden? Where is Eden nywaysz? Middle of Antartica? Heh... Guess it is just one of those things... Right? lol yaaay more stuff to critize on, woot woot!! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> What I want to know is, where is the flaming sword and cherubims to guard the way? Gen 3: 24So he drove out the man; and he placed at the east of the garden of Eden Cherubims, and a flaming sword which turned every way, to keep the way of the tree of life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amethyst Posted October 9, 2005 Share Posted October 9, 2005 I thought Eden was supposed to be somewhere in the Middle East, since the rest of the Bible takes place there. Garden of Eden at Wikipedia Yep, it's supposed to be near Mesopotamia. There are some other locations like Ethiopia, Java, the Seychelles and Bristol, Floriday. I can't see Florida as Eden since America hadn't been discovered yet. But I can see it as coffee! Or even a programming language. It's a sign! The geeks shall inherit the earth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MQTA Posted October 9, 2005 Share Posted October 9, 2005 Oh, yeah, it's at the mouth of the Tigress and Euphredes rivers. It must be buried under miles of sand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Checkmate Posted October 9, 2005 Share Posted October 9, 2005 Everything was washed away in The Flood, of course. How fucking convenient. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MQTA Posted October 9, 2005 Share Posted October 9, 2005 Everything was washed away in The Flood, of course. How fucking convenient. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> OH, yeah, the flood! So it is buried under the sand in Bagdad. There must be one hot spot then. I guess the cheribums were drowned then too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ouroboros Posted October 9, 2005 Share Posted October 9, 2005 Everything was washed away in The Flood, of course. How fucking convenient. So the Cherubins drowned too! Maybe it was those angels that had sex with the women, and made the giants??? ---edit--- And the tower of Babel was built on top of the ruins of eden. And Harry Potter flew in on a unicorn and saved the tree of life with a magic spell. Then Buffy came in and killed all the religious zombies that wanted to eat your brain. ... I better get decaf... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MQTA Posted October 9, 2005 Share Posted October 9, 2005 Everything about it is convenient. Stealing from the Sumerians was even more convenient. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ouroboros Posted October 9, 2005 Share Posted October 9, 2005 Everything about it is convenient. Stealing from the Sumerians was even more convenient. The Sumerians had the A&E story? (or a version of it) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MQTA Posted October 9, 2005 Share Posted October 9, 2005 The Sumerians had the A&E story? (or a version of it) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Yeah, they explain Genesis real well. Genesis is actually the Reader's Digest version. The Sumerian explaination makes a lot more sense. Shows what/how/who the serpent was, and when they were kicked out, who really clothed them, and why He was talking in Plural of Us and We. http://www.halexandria.org is the main site Chronicles of Earth is the top of the GoE A&E chain Then Genesis is the full explanation. And tons of other links and topics. I spent many hours a day for many days reading through and I don't think I read it all. It's quite absorbing and "Ah Ha"ish It makes sense. Explains why we jump in evolution from homo erectus to homo sapien sapien. Explains what the manna probably was (white gold dust). Read at least the Genesis page, it's phenomenal Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HadouKen24 Posted October 9, 2005 Share Posted October 9, 2005 I ran into that site a while ago. Great site if you're in the mood for a mind trip. Which I usually am. The hardnosed skeptic in my hates the site, but the tarot-reading Chaote in me totally loves it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MQTA Posted October 9, 2005 Share Posted October 9, 2005 I ran into that site a while ago. Great site if you're in the mood for a mind trip. Which I usually am. The hardnosed skeptic in my hates the site, but the tarot-reading Chaote in me totally loves it. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> It's the most feasible thing I have read so far. Explains a lot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ouroboros Posted October 9, 2005 Share Posted October 9, 2005 Thanks. I'll read it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Java Posted October 10, 2005 Share Posted October 10, 2005 HOLY CRAP! I'M THE GARDEN OF EDEN AND I DIDN'T EVEN REALIZE IT!! So does that mean the cherubims are really Habanero-tans? Where is Eden nywaysz? Middle of Antartica? What, like Terminus from that game? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amethyst Posted October 10, 2005 Share Posted October 10, 2005 So it is buried under the sand in Bagdad. There must be one hot spot then. I guess the cheribums were drowned then too. Hey! Maybe Saddam knows where it is! (Just kidding.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EdwardAbbey Posted October 10, 2005 Share Posted October 10, 2005 If Adam and Eve sinned by eating the apple from the tree.And were booted out of the Garden of Eden becuase of it... Then Jesus dies to forgive our sins... Why aren't we back in Eden? Where is Eden nywaysz? Middle of Antartica? Heh... Guess it is just one of those things... Right? lol yaaay more stuff to critize on, woot woot!! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> because it is all a big fuckin fairy tale, that's why. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isak The Newt Posted October 10, 2005 Author Share Posted October 10, 2005 ANOTHER QUESTION!!!! (the trinity??) was the virgin mary impreginated by the holyspirit, or god? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isak The Newt Posted October 10, 2005 Author Share Posted October 10, 2005 And another.... trinity question... When Jesus talks to god, isnt he techinically talking to himself?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isak The Newt Posted October 10, 2005 Author Share Posted October 10, 2005 If the holy spirit is all around us, why can't it heal the wounded, or help dieing animals, or help those who are dieing? or do anything at all? If gawd had made the holy tablets in which the mormon religion was founded on, from a guy who was illiterate and when asked to read the tablets agian and recite the bible word for word agian he panic'd and came out with a new testiment? Why do we have so many stupid questions? I DONT KNOW!!! aarg!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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