LookingForTruth Posted October 26, 2010 Share Posted October 26, 2010 In my religion class we are reading Judges this week and I came across a Bible verse that I can now claim to be my favorite. The verse is from Judges 16 talking about Samson and Delilah...blah blah blah. Anyway, it is chapter 16 verse 7 and I quote " Samson answered her, If anyone ties me with seven fresh thongs that have not been dried, I'll become as weak as any other man." I know that "thongs" actually means "bowstrings", but in my fantasy we will leave it to mean female thongs and fresh to mean just removed from said females. Anyway, just thought I would share this little bit of "perversion" that I came across that was inspired by god in his "true" book of fiction. And yes I am perverted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thackerie Posted October 26, 2010 Share Posted October 26, 2010 Here's a whole collection of bible verses that someone with your refined tastes might enjoy: http://www.nobeliefs.com/DarkBible/darkbible4.htm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Moderator buffettphan Posted October 26, 2010 Super Moderator Share Posted October 26, 2010 http://www.nobeliefs.../darkbible4.htm Thanks for the link, Thackerie. It's nice to have such a collection so readily available in one convenient website. Somehow I missed that one in my travels along the interwebz... Damn, those crazy christians are right -- their buybull really does provide them with all the needed Basic Instructions Before Leaving Earth -- including holy, sanctified pr0n. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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