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You know eventually there wil be a porno made with this thing.

 

It will be marketed to people who are bored of watching girls getting fisted, and shoving bowling pins up their coochies.

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I wonder if that vagina's flow has healing powers....maybe I need to investigate, being that I've been on a quest for this very thing: to find a giant vagina with healing powers! I've gotten to see many giant vaginas, but none this spectacular, and there was no healing after I was done, uh, drinking :SUCK:

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Talk about getting caught between a rock and a hard place!

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A lot of the native american history stuff I used to read often talked about rock formations resembling sex organs. People left offerings around them in hopes of increasing fertility, or specifying hopes for a baby's sex....

 

Makes more sense in a way. Give a tangible offering to something virile you can see and touch, vs sending thought wishes to an invisible "I'm TOLD he's there" deity.

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that what they mean by 'rock hard'?

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that what they mean by 'rock hard'?

 

Actualy Guys,

Where we live in Australia, we are a 5 minute walk from a cliff face over looking a Beach.

That section of Cliff face is associated with Aboriginal Legend from the Dream time.

 

The symbol marking this point is a Phallic rock standing straight up about 15 feet with 2 large Boulders at its base.

 

When I get some time will take a photo and post a link here later this week end.

 

Many of the local couples have been seen there sitting on the boulders at the base, doing the Wild thang!

 

That aside the Good Lord knew what he was doing when he created Woman as a companion for man.

From every curve of her body to her finer features and softer skin, is there a finer sight in all creation than a nubile young Woman in her Prime?

 

Glory be to God in the Highest!

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That aside the Good Lord knew what he was doing when he created Woman as a companion for man.

From every curve of her body to her finer features and softer skin, is there a finer sight in all creation than a nubile young Woman in her Prime?

 

Glory be to God in the Highest!

 

Easy there, Razor. You're on thin ice - almost lusting in your heart! :phew:

 

But I gotta agree with you in sentiment - women evolved pretty damn luscious! Aroooo! :wicked:

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Easy there, Razor. You're on thin ice - almost lusting in your heart! :phew:

 

But I gotta agree with you in sentiment - women evolved pretty damn luscious! Aroooo! :wicked:

 

Well I know that I am no longer subject to the Law since the completed work of the Cross.

I am in no way bound by any Law in the Sight of God, to be condemed by it.

 

In me perhaps you are begining to see true freedom in Christ, you never thought existed ?

 

I live under Grace remember, not the Law.

 

Peace

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Well I know that I am no longer subject to the Law since the completed work of the Cross.

I am in no way bound by any Law in the Sight of God, to be condemed by it.

 

In me perhaps you are begining to see true freedom in Christ, you never thought existed ?

 

I live under Grace remember, not the Law.

 

Peace

Then why the big rage against homosexuals and speeders and all sorts of 'sins'?

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Aaaaah! So that's how the mountains reproduce!!! That's all the small rocks you can find laying around all over the place.

 

I guess those pictures are of Adam-rock and Eve-ravine.

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Well I know that I am no longer subject to the Law since the completed work of the Cross.

I am in no way bound by any Law in the Sight of God, to be condemed by it.

 

In me perhaps you are begining to see true freedom in Christ, you never thought existed ?

 

I live under Grace remember, not the Law.

 

Peace

So...it's cool for you to molest little boys, kill little girls and rape grandmothers?

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Well I know that I am no longer subject to the Law since the completed work of the Cross.

I am in no way bound by any Law in the Sight of God, to be condemed by it.

 

In me perhaps you are begining to see true freedom in Christ, you never thought existed ?

 

I live under Grace remember, not the Law.

 

Peace

Ok... so your an Heretic...

 

Remember, Jesus himself told you that to look at a woman with lust in your mind was to commit adultary. Jesus also said that we STILL have to keep all of the commandments, including the "thou shalt not commit adultary" one.

 

 

Boy, are you gonna be in trouble if you end up facing the Big G... he's gonna fry your ass so quick you're gonna think he set off a nuke in your rectum.

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Ok... so your an Heretic...

 

Remember, Jesus himself told you that to look at a woman with lust in your mind was to commit adultary. Jesus also said that we STILL have to keep all of the commandments, including the "thou shalt not commit adultary" one.

Boy, are you gonna be in trouble if you end up facing the Big G... he's gonna fry your ass so quick you're gonna think he set off a nuke in your rectum.

 

Now you shall Grow in Wisdom,

 

In whom do I put my faith you may ask?

 

You cannot seperate the man Jesus from his work, he came to complete the work of the Cross.

 

I know about the baby Jesus in the manger, I know about the Jesus who taught men to be perfect under the LAW!

Did it ever occur to any of you that Jesus was also displaying for all with eyes to see at the time, that he would be the only Flesh and Blood human being to up hold the Law in every facet, every minute of every day of his life.

 

After full filling the Law ( the only flesh being ever to do so) he then full filled all phropesy concerning himself , he showed total obedience to God unto death, even unto Death on a Cross.

 

My faith is in him who Justified the Ungodly on the Cross at Calvary.

 

For some of us it is a startling fact of Scripture that our right standing with God is because of his Sons performance not ours, his obedience not ours.

I can assure you my right standing with God will never change, because of that.

 

In regards to murder and rape and molestation, if you do things like that and get arrested by the Authorities then I guess you must be a very stupid heartless person.

 

You chose that dark path to walk, you did not walk by the spirit of Jesus, you will pay the price of Human Law for that.

 

Peace

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Human law....if you get caught. But your saying it's ok by god. I mean, you make mistakes right?

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At least with God's love, there's hope for me, the homo -- right along with those other sinners like the murderers and granny-rapists.

 

Praise be!

 

Shakadaka-doo-doo!

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Now you shall Grow in Wisdom,

 

In whom do I put my faith you may ask?

 

You cannot seperate the man Jesus from his work, he came to complete the work of the Cross.

 

I know about the baby Jesus in the manger, I know about the Jesus who taught men to be perfect under the LAW!

Did it ever occur to any of you that Jesus was also displaying for all with eyes to see at the time, that he would be the only Flesh and Blood human being to up hold the Law in every facet, every minute of every day of his life.

 

After full filling the Law ( the only flesh being ever to do so) he then full filled all phropesy concerning himself , he showed total obedience to God unto death, even unto Death on a Cross.

 

My faith is in him who Justified the Ungodly on the Cross at Calvary.

 

For some of us it is a startling fact of Scripture that our right standing with God is because of his Sons performance not ours, his obedience not ours.

I can assure you my right standing with God will never change, because of that.

So... the fact that Jesus said we still had to abide by Gods law, and the fact that if we don't abide by Gods law we'd get our asses flash-fried for eternity is something that no longer applies because of YOUR interpretation of the scriptures...?

 

Soz, but it's YOUR performance that counts... YOUR obedience that is the deciding factor, and so far, you're not doing well.

Your performance is poor, your obedience is non-existent, your standing with God is on a par with ours...

 

Now, go and check what Heretic means, and what the punishment (stipulated by God and Jesus, so you can't escape it) for such a sin is...

 

 

 

By the way... when did Jesus rebuild the Great Temple? If he fulfilled all the prophecies of the Messiah, then he rebuilt the temple... (that was a major one he had to fulfill)

Since the Great Temple was never rebuilt, and since the prophecy states that the Messiah would do this BEFORE he died, I guess Jesus didn't fulfill all the prophecies about himself...

Oh, and the prophecies about the Messiah? All state that he would be just a man...

 

Being a Man/God automatically disqualifies Jesus.

 

 

Means the Jews are right to say Jesus was NOT the Messiah.

In regards to murder and rape and molestation, if you do things like that and get arrested by the Authorities then I guess you must be a very stupid heartless person.

 

You chose that dark path to walk, you did not walk by the spirit of Jesus, you will pay the price of Human Law for that.

 

Peace

And we all know that walking with the spirit of Jesus stops people from doing that kind of thing...

 

 

 

Have you ever tried living in reality?

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I was kind of doubting the picture..

 

Until I noticed...

 

 

Circumcised!

 

 

Proof positive!

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I was kind of doubting the picture..

 

Until I noticed...

Circumcised!

 

 

Proof positive!

Oh. So you're saying the rock is Jewish? Mount Sinai maybe?

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No, man. That is the dick of GOD. ROCK HARD.

 

And, I was made in his image.... :58:

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No, man.  That is the dick of GOD.  ROCK HARD.

 

And, I was made in his image.... :58:

 

:mellow:

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