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the jesus statue in Ohio was struck by lighting and burned. did insurance pay? was it an act of god? i know...you guys probably covered this back in june. i didnt know. i actually cover the heywood banks tune in my act in bars and stuff. anyway....thought it was a nice example of irony. anyone ever tried to compile a list of weather related destruction involving church propertry.

 

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gq01UYiMyHg

 

http://apexnewsnetwork.com/22872/big-butter-jesus-burns-king-of-kings-statue-destroyed-by-fire-video/

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Lightning struck a church in Georgia recently and caused it to be destroyed in a fire: http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xfvcvd_pastor-says-lightning-destroyed-church-in-overnight-fire_news

 

Don't know about a list, but lightning striking and causing churches to burn seems to be a pretty regular occurrence.

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Over here in Idaho, lightning struck a golden Nephi (?) statue on top of a Mormon Temple... gave me a chuckle. I'm surprised those things don't get hit more often!

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ahahahah!!! This is too funny! Its almost like the universe is saying "Enough already!!!!"

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The "million l.e.d." extravaganza and 8 room live nativity scene at Charlotte Motor Speedway was destroyed by severe thunderstorms Monday night, the night it opened. Like nature flicked an annoying bug off it's shoulder.GONZ9729CustomImage1539775.gif

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I took one look at that monstrosity in Ohio, and Dubbed it Cream Cheezus.

 

Odd how religious statues here in the Us are getting the scorch by lightening.

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Odd how religious statues here in the Us are getting the scorch by lightening.

 

Maybe because God gets pissed off at how tacky they are? I mean, shit, anybody who's ever seen any of the cathedrals of Europe knows that God's got some pretty fine taste!

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Over here in Idaho, lightning struck a golden Nephi (?) statue on top of a Mormon Temple... gave me a chuckle. I'm surprised those things don't get hit more often!

 

The one here in Boise? Or are you talking about this? http://www.ktvb.com/news/local/64248292.html (picture of half-roasted angel included! :HaHa:)

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"I said...no...more...idols!!!"

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Big butter Jesus was reportedly seen by his followers rising 3 days later with a glorious new margarine body.

 

Authorities have not confirmed nor denied the reports but one official, off the record, is reported as saying "I can't believe it's not butter!"

 

mwc

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Big butter Jesus was reportedly seen by his followers rising 3 days later with a glorious new margarine body.

 

Authorities have not confirmed nor denied the reports but one official, off the record, is reported as saying "I can't believe it's not butter!"

 

mwc

 

lmao_99.gifwoohoo.gif You made my day, brother.

 

 

 

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Over here in Idaho, lightning struck a golden Nephi (?) statue on top of a Mormon Temple... gave me a chuckle. I'm surprised those things don't get hit more often!

 

The one here in Boise? Or are you talking about this? http://www.ktvb.com/...l/64248292.html (picture of half-roasted angel included! :HaHa:)

 

Haha, yes!! I couldn't find the news story anywhere! That still makes me burst out laughing. I wish the one here in Boise would get hit though!

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