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Merry Christmas. It's all about Real People.

 

 

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We Non-theists should make our own December holiday!

 

Let's call it Atheivus! (a small stealing from Festivus)

 

What can we do?

 

Okay not in any order------

 

- Night of giving (back). Of time, talents or whatever. A night to help others in need etc...

- Night of contradictions - A reading a discussion on bible and other religious contradictions.

- Night of thanks and life appreciation. (done over snacks, and drinks!)

 

Others?

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Merry Buffetmas!

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You can't rip off Festivus without including the Feats of Strength though!

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"now that you are here with me we have great strength of feet"

 

Sorry couldn't resist. :loser:

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You can't rip off Festivus without including the Feats of Strength though!

 

How about "Feats of Reason!" :grin:

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You can't rip off Festivus without including the Feats of Strength though!

 

 

or Feats of Reasonable Strength.

 

Like instead of throwing a 2ton rock around, we shotput bibles?

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We Non-theists should make our own December holiday!

 

There is a non-theist day, called Human Light Day. Humanists came up with it.

http://www.secularseasons.org/december/human_light.html

 

http://humanlight.org/

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Merry Buffetmas!

 

 

Speaking of Buffett, this is my favorite Merry Buffettmas song...

 

 

 

 

 

Edited to add lyrics:

 

Santa's stressed out as the holiday season draws near

He's been doing the same job now going on two thousand years

He's got pains in his brain and chimney scars cover his buns

He hates to admit it, but Xmas is more work than fun

 

He needs a vacation from bad decorations and snow

Mr. Claus has escape plans, a secret that only he knows

Beaches and palm trees appear night and day in his dreams

A break from his wife, his half-frozen life

The elves and that damn reindeer team

 

Ho, ho, ho and a bottle of rhum

Santa's run off to the Caribbean

He thinks about boat drinks and fun in the sun

Ho, ho, ho and a bottle of rhum

 

Plastic creations and crass exploitations aren't good

He wants to go back to simple toys made out of wood

Just for the weekend he'd like to be Peter Pan

Get out of his long johns and dance with a sword

Dance with a sword in the sand

 

Ho, ho, ho and a bottle of rhum

Santa's run off to the Caribbean

Marimbas, calimbas, he's playing steel drums

Ho, ho, ho and a bottle of rhum

 

Ho, ho, ho and a bottle of rhum

Santa's run off to the Caribbean

A week in the tropics and he'll be alright

Sporting a tan as he rides out of sight

 

Merry Christmas to all and to all good night

 

 

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Merry Christmas. It's all about Real People.

 

 

 

I don't like Christmas. But... I did enjoy this song! Merry Buffetmas!

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