Super Moderator buffettphan Posted December 9, 2010 Super Moderator Share Posted December 9, 2010 Merry Christmas. It's all about Real People. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NoGods Posted December 9, 2010 Share Posted December 9, 2010 We Non-theists should make our own December holiday! Let's call it Atheivus! (a small stealing from Festivus) What can we do? Okay not in any order------ - Night of giving (back). Of time, talents or whatever. A night to help others in need etc... - Night of contradictions - A reading a discussion on bible and other religious contradictions. - Night of thanks and life appreciation. (done over snacks, and drinks!) Others? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Moderator florduh Posted December 9, 2010 Super Moderator Share Posted December 9, 2010 Merry Buffetmas! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CelticWhisper Posted December 9, 2010 Share Posted December 9, 2010 You can't rip off Festivus without including the Feats of Strength though! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stryper Posted December 9, 2010 Share Posted December 9, 2010 "now that you are here with me we have great strength of feet" Sorry couldn't resist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NoGods Posted December 9, 2010 Share Posted December 9, 2010 You can't rip off Festivus without including the Feats of Strength though! How about "Feats of Reason!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stryper Posted December 9, 2010 Share Posted December 9, 2010 You can't rip off Festivus without including the Feats of Strength though! or Feats of Reasonable Strength. Like instead of throwing a 2ton rock around, we shotput bibles? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mriana Posted December 9, 2010 Share Posted December 9, 2010 We Non-theists should make our own December holiday! There is a non-theist day, called Human Light Day. Humanists came up with it. http://www.secularseasons.org/december/human_light.html http://humanlight.org/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Moderator buffettphan Posted December 9, 2010 Author Super Moderator Share Posted December 9, 2010 Merry Buffetmas! Speaking of Buffett, this is my favorite Merry Buffettmas song... Edited to add lyrics: Santa's stressed out as the holiday season draws near He's been doing the same job now going on two thousand years He's got pains in his brain and chimney scars cover his buns He hates to admit it, but Xmas is more work than fun He needs a vacation from bad decorations and snow Mr. Claus has escape plans, a secret that only he knows Beaches and palm trees appear night and day in his dreams A break from his wife, his half-frozen life The elves and that damn reindeer team Ho, ho, ho and a bottle of rhum Santa's run off to the Caribbean He thinks about boat drinks and fun in the sun Ho, ho, ho and a bottle of rhum Plastic creations and crass exploitations aren't good He wants to go back to simple toys made out of wood Just for the weekend he'd like to be Peter Pan Get out of his long johns and dance with a sword Dance with a sword in the sand Ho, ho, ho and a bottle of rhum Santa's run off to the Caribbean Marimbas, calimbas, he's playing steel drums Ho, ho, ho and a bottle of rhum Ho, ho, ho and a bottle of rhum Santa's run off to the Caribbean A week in the tropics and he'll be alright Sporting a tan as he rides out of sight Merry Christmas to all and to all good night Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
noob Posted December 19, 2010 Share Posted December 19, 2010 Merry Christmas. It's all about Real People. I don't like Christmas. But... I did enjoy this song! Merry Buffetmas! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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