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Jesus said... Jesus said.. Jesus said... that's all I hear, preamble to lots. Jesus said this, Jesus said that, Jesus said Jesus said Jesus said

 

Jesus didn't say ANYTHING. The unknown author of the presumed Gospel wrote extrapolations of the Greek translation of the Hebrew OT writings to create a character that would have presumable said what's attributed as being said.

 

As if the entire world only has one book and accepts it all the same way as written.

 

All you have to do is believe 2000 year old fantasies and you've got it main. Jesus said

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If you say it out loud, Jesus Said, Jesus Said, Jesus Said, sounds like they're really a Jesus Head, Jesus Head, Jesus Head

 

All the males are insanely antihomosexual, but they LOVE Jesus with all their heart and soul.

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I am even more interested in finding out the factors behind this thread.

 

What triggered you, MQTA?

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Oh man, you gonna make me look for it? I knew I shoulda copied the link. But it was more than just one.. just the last one hit me.

 

.... an hour later... can't find it.

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I think if ya say it three times really fast, it comes out more like

 

"Cheese-us head"

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I think if ya say it three times really fast, it comes out more like

 

"Cheese-us head"

You're close, Mythra. :scratch:

 

Take a look under my avatar where it says, "Any Gods?" :woohoo:

 

:HaHa:

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