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WHERE is Heaven?


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WHERE is Heaven?  According to the ancient texts, it's in or above the clouds.  We now know what is above the clouds, so was it MOVED somewhere else?

 

 

I have done some light reading on this subject, from different sources. The belief that heaven is up above has evolved from either ancient sun worship and/or from the aliens decending from the sky to make and enslave us. Guess which of these two Tom Cruise believes? :wicked:

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Well, that's true.  And, I don't know how you guys escaped at all.  I was the product of evangelism.  People doin the fine work of the Lawd convinced me.  Gullible maroon that I am.  The kind of guy who gets sucked into selling Amway, and buys $1,000 vacuum cleaners.

 

Mythra, maybe there was some good in those foundational teachings...

you seem to have turned out to be a great guy.

 

Concerning Amway and vacuum cleaners:

 

Once a bank president was asked, how he got to be so successful?

He said, by making all the right decisions.

He was then asked, how did he come to make all the right decisions?

He answered, by making all the wrong ones first.

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Thanks Amanda.

 

And, hopefully you are right about learning from experience..

 

I'm getting too old to go riding on any more roller coasters.

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Gullible maroon that I am.  The kind of guy who gets sucked into selling Amway, and buys $1,000 vacuum cleaners.

Oh, another Amway victim! Me too... *sigh*

<<<looks around>>> icon9.gif

I worked my ass off for Amway, and the only thing that I sold was a filing cabinet and a handful of cleaning products. :vent:

 

<<<looks around again, then ducks out of thread>>> icon9.gif

 

 

Bye! :wave:

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