BuddhistCommunist Posted October 21, 2005 Share Posted October 21, 2005 Once upon a time there was this young boy named billy. One day little Billy decided to climb a tree, well little billy fell out of the tree and lost his tooth. That night he put it under his pillow and waited. He caught his mom putting money under his pillow and didn't now what to think, so his mom said "billy I hate to tell ya, but the tooth faries fake". Little Bill ran down the stairs later that year and saw his father putting presents under the tree. Billy not knowing what to think stared at his father in disbelief, so his father said "billy I hate to tell ya, but Santa ain't real". One day, Billy's grandmother died and he was sad. He asked his parents " why didn't god save her." "well billy we hate to tell you" Billy looks horrified. Just thought I'd share that Fuck Christians!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MQTA Posted October 21, 2005 Share Posted October 21, 2005 But, God IS treated like Santa Claus, just the other way around. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mythra Posted October 21, 2005 Share Posted October 21, 2005 good one, buddha man. That's kinda what we're doing here on this site, isn't it? We're telling all the other kids that Santa isn't real. But they're afraid to believe us, for fear that they won't find any presents under the tree. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Antlerman Posted October 21, 2005 Share Posted October 21, 2005 If you're bad, Santa puts a lump of coal in your stocking. If you're bad God turns your flesh into a lump of coal and burns you alive for all eternity. Now I would think finding out God isn't real would make Billy very, very happy indeed! Don't you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MQTA Posted October 21, 2005 Share Posted October 21, 2005 either way, you can make barbeque Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeccasStillSeeking Posted October 21, 2005 Share Posted October 21, 2005 good one, buddha man. That's kinda what we're doing here on this site, isn't it? We're telling all the other kids that Santa isn't real. But they're afraid to believe us, for fear that they won't find any presents under the tree. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Thing is--there have never BEEN any "presents under the tree" from THAT Santa. In terms of material evidence (granted, with the aid and abetment of sneaky parents everywhere)...doesn't it strike you that Santa has several up on Yahweh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuddhistCommunist Posted October 24, 2005 Author Share Posted October 24, 2005 Thing is--there have never BEEN any "presents under the tree" from THAT Santa. In terms of material evidence (granted, with the aid and abetment of sneaky parents everywhere)...doesn't it strike you that Santa has several up on Yahweh? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Very true, There is more evidence of Santa, the Greek Gods, aliens, Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, Atlantis, Elvis still being alive and even Vampires than there is about Yahweh. By the way Becca, I love your Gandhi Quote, I've been using it against the christian hordes lately. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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