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Food goes in, shit comes out.

For most people its through the rear end but for some special people it comes out the same hole it went in.

Such is the subject in your example.

Explain that!

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that will encourage that person 2 not wanna rape

 

Who is person 2? And who is person 1? Why are there two persons?

 

 

Why is light? Why is there evil? Why is rape not procescuted when its female on male? Why are there still monkeys? Why were they a british band in the 1960's? Why'd they go back to being hairy loud mouths...nevermind.

I've actually read about five instances, or more, of women prosecuted for raping males, some adults and some under age.

 

I saw an article, I think in Russian so it may not be easily searchable, about some crazy Russian gal in the middle of the country who kidnapped some poor guy, chained him to a radiator and force fed him viagra. IIRC, she kept him in this condition for several weeks.

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She was either dumb or ugly. She could get paid a lot of money to do the same thing to willing clients otherwise LOL

 

Standard alcohol induced disclaimer...

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You realise that comes with a price.

Look at my profile. I'll be asking you to repay your debt or burn in the hell fires of my methane injected farts!

GLORY!

 

Jeff??? Is that you?????

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You mean Brother Jeff?

Nah.

His my half brother twice removed from the Abrahamic line of the first Noah of the apocalypse.

GLORY!

See what I mean

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Hey noob, are you Vigile?

 

Because I'm getting all these flashes of Einstein and time dilation and virtual particles and stuff since you're both from the same place...yet not... LOL

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You mean Brother Jeff?

Nah.

His my half brother twice removed from the Abrahamic line of the first Noah of the apocalypse.

GLORY!

See what I mean

 

Got it! I think.... :scratch:

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Hey noob, are you Vigile?

 

Because I'm getting all these flashes of Einstein and time dilation and virtual particles and stuff since you're both from the same place...yet not... LOL

 

Nope. Vigile is much cuter and smarter than I!!!! He's also a better cook! :)

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But you both live in the same place. I don't understand???? :P

 

I'm sure you're both cute and smart too and I bet you can cook :D

 

 

 

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But you both live in the same place. I don't understand???? :P

 

I'm sure you're both cute and smart too and I bet you can cook :D

 

 

 

 

Well, we live in the same place. Hell - we even sleep in the same bed - but we aren't the same person. Very easy to understand. :)

 

 

 

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yeah, but my IQ goes up every night because I'm plugged into a genius :D

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Vigle's wife is the cute one...see the pics threads.

 

 

Apparently noob has some nice feet.

 

 

 

Now to the troll.....so you're getting laid now, but you are a christian who beleives in hell. Well I have to say we'll see you there. Sex before marriage with multiple girls....shame you fornicator.

 

And just out of curiousity, how many of them know you plowed prostitues before you fertilized their feilds?

 

 

BTW it's for not four and to not two. Learn to type with proper grammer.

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I'm sure you're both cute and smart too and I bet you can cook :D

I do all right! :)

 

 

 

Apparently noob has some nice feet.

Why thank you, stryper! :blush:

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Hey noob, are you Vigile?

 

Because I'm getting all these flashes of Einstein and time dilation and virtual particles and stuff since you're both from the same place...yet not... LOL

 

Nope. Vigile is much cuter and smarter than I!!!! He's also a better cook! :)

 

You flatter me, but I fear you are wrong on all counts here. :D

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Vigle's wife is the cute one...see the pics threads.

 

She'll be happy to hear that, I'll have to let her read your comments. :)

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I never said that I was a christian, I just said I believe in God

 

 

based on things you have said in this thread, there seems to be only a semantic difference between use.

 

Everything you have said is pn par with what I would expect a christian to say. You have presented little that convinces me there is more semantics sepereating your belief in god and christianity.

 

 

Beasides that doesn't change the fact that the good book says to stay away from loose women, which you by your own admission haven't, and therefore we'll see ya in hell.

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YAK - again, where do you get these wild notions? Have you invented a god, a hell, and universal rules from only your imagination or did you hear these ideas somewhere else? It appears you took Christian theology and twisted it into your own personal delusion.

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YAK - again, where do you get these wild notions? Have you invented a god, a hell, and universal rules from only your imagination or did you hear these ideas somewhere else? It appears you took Christian theology and twisted it into your own personal delusion.

I get my wild notions from the Spook of Kryasst, the Magic Sky Woman/Spook/Bird who is also somehow magically Him. I don't know where YAK gets his, unless it's from his talking worm, maybe...

 

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Glory!

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YAK - again, where do you get these wild notions? Have you invented a god, a hell, and universal rules from only your imagination or did you hear these ideas somewhere else? It appears you took Christian theology and twisted it into your own personal delusion.

 

He's probably a genius. Joe Smith did it and not only got a whole posse of sycophants to fill the offering plate, but also got himself a submissive harem.

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I get my wild notions from the Spook of Kryasst, the Magic Sky Woman/Spook/Bird who is also somehow magically Him.

See how that works, Yak? Brother Jeff's beliefs aren't unfounded - he has a good reason for his wild notions. What are yours? Is it really the worm Jeff mentioned?

 

 

Joe Smith did it and not only got a whole posse of sycophants

Yeah, he sho' liked his posse. Who doesn't?

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I saw an article, I think in Russian so it may not be easily searchable, about some crazy Russian gal in the middle of the country who kidnapped some poor guy, chained him to a radiator and force fed him viagra. IIRC, she kept him in this condition for several weeks.

 

"If an erection....four hours......consult a physician." Didn't want your liabilty showing.

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I saw an article, I think in Russian so it may not be easily searchable, about some crazy Russian gal in the middle of the country who kidnapped some poor guy, chained him to a radiator and force fed him viagra. IIRC, she kept him in this condition for several weeks.

 

"If an erection....four hours......consult a physician." Didn't want your liabilty showing.

 

 

Liability? For reporting a news story? I'm confused.

 

 

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I saw an article, I think in Russian so it may not be easily searchable, about some crazy Russian gal in the middle of the country who kidnapped some poor guy, chained him to a radiator and force fed him viagra. IIRC, she kept him in this condition for several weeks.

 

"If an erection....four hours......consult a physician." Didn't want your liabilty showing.

 

 

Liability? For reporting a news story? I'm confused.

 

There is always a warning with ED meds for priapism.....I guess the rapist wouldn't care much about a painful three week erection....

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There is always a warning with ED meds for priapism.....I guess the rapist wouldn't care much about a painful three week erection....

 

Ah. I was being too literal. It's because it's just after 6:10AM where I am, and I needed my fix... gmorning.gif

 

:D

 

 

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