Jds22 Posted June 17, 2011 Share Posted June 17, 2011 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JYV0M6Y41Go&feature=player_embedded 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Moderator florduh Posted June 17, 2011 Super Moderator Share Posted June 17, 2011 Therefore, all True Christians no longer have congenital defects or inherited medical issues - or possibly even the same eye color anymore. And here I thought it was all about renewal of the "spirit" while all along it was the DNA. How could I have been so stupid? Must have been the new DNA I received when I was born again. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LivingLife Posted June 17, 2011 Share Posted June 17, 2011 Glory! god gives get out of jail cards, changed DNA? WTF? Looks like teh lard failed to achieve that with moi? Fucking idiots! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrummerScott Posted June 17, 2011 Share Posted June 17, 2011 Those top two comments sum up exactly what I was thinking Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eugene39 Posted June 17, 2011 Share Posted June 17, 2011 And here I thought it was all about renewal of the "spirit" while all along it was the DNA. How could I have been so stupid? Must have been the new DNA I received when I was born again. Did your DNA switch back when you left Christianity? That was a plethora of idiots in that building!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sybaris Posted June 17, 2011 Share Posted June 17, 2011 There are not enough adjectives that amplify the stupidity in that clip. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lostman42 Posted June 17, 2011 Share Posted June 17, 2011 God must have done a pretty half assed job changing my DNA. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Babylonian Dream Posted June 18, 2011 Share Posted June 18, 2011 When I became christian, why didn't God change my genes so that I wouldnt be gay? Apparently God likes homosexuality too much to get rid of it. hehe. The stupidity matches its source. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eugene39 Posted June 18, 2011 Share Posted June 18, 2011 When I became christian, why didn't God change my genes so that I wouldnt be gay? Apparently God likes homosexuality too much to get rid of it. hehe. Don't know if you saw this or not, but this lawmaker makes a very good point. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OpheliaGinger Posted June 18, 2011 Share Posted June 18, 2011 I would loved to have heard someone in the audience to shout out, "It's called sample mix up." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deva Posted June 18, 2011 Share Posted June 18, 2011 Christians seem to have this strange idea that once you accept a belief then you are a completely different person forever afterward. Just don't get it.. What the hell is a "genuine born again experience" anyway? Isn't it just accepting a set of concepts or beliefs? The video is nonsensical. They all talk about not joining the church but becoming a christian. That is ridiculous too. How can that be so and yet the church is the "bride of Christ" in the Bible. Its a weird kind of deception. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Babylonian Dream Posted June 20, 2011 Share Posted June 20, 2011 The whole "born again" stuff is merely psychological. It was meant metaphorically to be the time when you turn over a new leaf and start your life off in a new direction. The direction of following Christ. At least that's what a pastor taught me a while back. It was the best explanation I got. I forgot what denom he was from. Most of Christianity, if not almost all of it, is nonsensical. Love but hate. Show compassion and forgiveness, but see the world in black and white. Have only one God, but have 3 gods. Jesus is God, but is God's son. etc... Eugene39, yeah, if they thought that in the first video, it'd make a little more sense. I've seen that said before by the way, "how many gay people must God create to show that he wants them around". I thought it funny, and true if there was a creator. He or she or it or they obviously want us around if whoever keeps creating more and more of us. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YellowJacket Posted June 20, 2011 Share Posted June 20, 2011 I would loved to have heard someone in the audience to shout out, "It's called sample mix up." ^this. oh nooooooo, honey. it was the lard who changeth that swab, not a simple lab paperwork error like the rest of the world experiences daily. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlphaToOmega Posted June 20, 2011 Share Posted June 20, 2011 Its true. You get the dumbass gene by joining. It allows you to ignore facts, defend the indefensible with a tirade of illogic. When you give it up, the gene slowly disappears and you wonder what the hell you were thinking. Seen it happen. So it must be true. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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