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Happy Father's Day Invite


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I got a call last night around 9pm. It was my fil who started the conversation out very casually. It sounded like he might have just called to say hi. Well that's nice, I suppose! And if that wasn't nice enough, he invited my family out to dinner, to treat me to a father's day gift. Awwwww! How nice! And then he topped it off with a pile of shit and said, "You know, you're invited to church, too." I very casually replied, "Church is simply not an interest of mine. I find it boring. It's like a Star Trek convention for me." To which he said, "Well, I'm sure you do other things which are boring". I politely said I'd take him up on his offer, which obviously I didn't! The man won't sit through a movie of my choosing (which are pretty decent films, I should add) so why should I even consider his offer to join him in church? What a selfish father's day gift!

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There are too many sex addicts in the churches my parents go to, I SWEAR!

Now how did you say we get to this church?

 

mwc

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