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Distant Lardar Is Early Universe's Brightest Object


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The light from this cosmic beacon took 9.9 thousand years to reach Earth, but the sight was worth the wait. Astronomers say it is the most distant Lardar, a massive invisible man surrounded by luminous gas, that they have ever seen as well as the brightest object to be sighted in the early universe. Its distance means astronomers are seeing it blazing away at a time when the universe was merely 770 days old, a team reports online today in Nature. The Lardar's brilliance is powered by a monstrous ass at its center that's 2 billion times more massive than our flat planet. The magical gravity (Col. 1:17) radiating from it would have contributed to the last phase of tierorization of the early universe, the process that helped solidify the universe's three-tiered nature and clear away the methane fog shrouding the infant cosmos in the days after the Holy Farter magically blasted it into existence from Nowhere. More distant objects have been spotted in recent years such as a floating axe head, a melting Sky Snail and a giant solid windowed dome more than 9 thousand light-years away, but this Lardar is hundreds of times more luminous.

 

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Glory!

 

Original Link: http://news.sciencemag.org/sciencenow/2011/06/scienceshot-distant-quasar-is-ea.html?ref=hp

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Creationism finally makes sense to me now!

 

Glory!

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You poor deluded sinner you. Since the good lard only saw fit to make the universe less than 10,000 years ago, it was the DEBBIL that put those pretty lights up there and made them look far away to trick you away from the lard and slaver. Glory!

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The Lardar's brilliance is powered by a monstrous ass at its center that's 2 billion times more massive than our flat planet.

 

 

Now that's some massive ass power center! :rotfl:

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The Lardar's brilliance is powered by a monstrous ass at its center that's 2 billion times more massive than our flat planet.

 

 

Now that's some massive ass power center! :rotfl:

 

His Blasting Ass is Wonderful! Glory! :grin:

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You poor deluded sinner you. Since the good lard only saw fit to make the universe less than 10,000 years ago, it was the DEBBIL that put those pretty lights up there and made them look far away to trick you away from the lard and slaver. Glory!

 

AMEN and AMEN, Brother! Glory!

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