Legion Posted July 19, 2011 Share Posted July 19, 2011 Simple question... What would Jesus do? Rather a variant thereof... If based on a historical figure and transported to contemporary times, who would Jesus hang out with? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LivingLife Posted July 19, 2011 Share Posted July 19, 2011 Not too sure who he would hang out with but I am pretty darn sure it will not be with the woos. Based on his alleged stories, he would be mixing it with the downtrodden and outcasts of society. The woos would probably re crucify him as they are all but pious and religious as the scribes and pharisees of yore were. You might find that he would endorse gay marriage, still kick butt when it comes to divorced xian couples that are remarried. Seeing he had no qualms of hanging out with hookers back then, you may find him chatting up a tart in the street. Like the story goes, were he to enter a church in his name, he would likely throw many hissy fits. Or Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oddbird1963 Posted July 19, 2011 Share Posted July 19, 2011 I don't know who he'd choose to hang out with, but I'm sure he'd get lots of invitations to parties to do his water to wine trick. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LivingLife Posted July 19, 2011 Share Posted July 19, 2011 Now that we have refrigeration, I would alter the order, an endless supply of beer would do me fine. In fact he need only bless one faucet which I can then reroute via a cooler. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vigile Posted July 19, 2011 Share Posted July 19, 2011 I figure he will be hanging out with the fundy rabbis he ragged on. I take the guy to be a hypocrite given his judgmental nature despite being known for "thou shalt not judge." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LivingLife Posted July 19, 2011 Share Posted July 19, 2011 But he had the perfect disclaimer, he was/claimed to be gawd in the flesh so anything he said was ok. But seeing he is coming back eyez ablazing with swords and flying horses, will he get past NORAD? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Moderator florduh Posted July 19, 2011 Super Moderator Share Posted July 19, 2011 The cast of "Deadliest Catch." 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RankStranger Posted July 19, 2011 Share Posted July 19, 2011 Jesus would probably fit in best with the hippies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
agnosticator Posted July 19, 2011 Share Posted July 19, 2011 It sure as HELL wouldn't be the atheists, agnostics, moslems, hindus, or scientologists! Just the "Jews for Jesus". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lostman42 Posted July 22, 2011 Share Posted July 22, 2011 He'd hang out with me and I would teach him my ways. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Josefe Posted July 23, 2011 Share Posted July 23, 2011 He would hang out with Bill Clinto, duh!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Josefe Posted July 27, 2011 Share Posted July 27, 2011 He would hang out with Bill Clinto, duh!! Opps, Bill Clinton!!! Jesus would be kicking it in Jamaica with bill, smoking "fat spliff simoleons". Most of his day would consist of driving around baked in bill's hippy van listening to bob Marley; while screaming at fine Jamaican women ((((("Damn girl, I made you right!" ))))) Jesus would be with bill I tell you, happy. And Jesus will just laugh it up everytime bill takes a fat hit and says "I didn't inhale." Life would be so good for Jesus!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mwc Posted August 8, 2011 Share Posted August 8, 2011 Based on the stories? Any group of kiss-asses willing to give him money and rub perfume on his feet without worrying about where they'll get supplies for tomorrow. Why do I picture a Jonestown in my mind? mwc 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vigile Posted August 8, 2011 Share Posted August 8, 2011 Exactly MWC. As I said in a similar thread, Jesus was a dick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OpheliaGinger Posted August 8, 2011 Share Posted August 8, 2011 Dude, he was like so tots emo. He came to earth for the sole purpose to kill himself. How emo can you get?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xandermac Posted August 8, 2011 Share Posted August 8, 2011 Harry Potter since they are both fictional characters...Avada Kedavra! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlphaToOmega Posted August 8, 2011 Share Posted August 8, 2011 The internet forums and porn channels. Purely to study of course. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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