methodex Posted July 23, 2011 Share Posted July 23, 2011 So I was on my route today, and in the neighborhood where I was delivering, the Jehovah's Witnesses were also there walking up and down the streets doing what they do. I have a parcel that needs a signature, so I get out of the truck, walk up the driveway and ring the doorbell. I wait for like 20 seconds and then knock loudly. After a few more seconds, a woman peeks through the curtains and opens the door. "I thought you were gonna be the goddamned jehovah's witnesses. I saw them around here this morning.". I smile and say, "No ma'am, but after you sign for this, we can talk about jesus. What's on your heart sister?". She laughs and we chit chat for a bit about how annoying we think they are. Then I turn around to walk back to the truck and a clean cut JW wearing a shirt, tie, and contrived smile, about 21 years old, is striding up to her door. I don't think he heard us talking. I turn around and give the lady an eye roll, and she gives me one back. Then she slams the door pretty much in his face. I say to the kid, "I don't think she wants to talk to you.". He says, "Hello sir. Sure is a hot day isn't it?" Stupid smile never left his face. It was like he was a computer, programmed to make only certain remarks without regard to what the person he was talking to had to say. He went up and knocked on her door anyway. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
decafaholic Posted July 24, 2011 Share Posted July 24, 2011 that's funny! Thanks for sharing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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