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Gravity Is Jesus!


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It amazes me sometimes how stupid God-hating scientists are. Want to know how the universe was created? It's right there in Genesis 1:1! Want to know what the shape of the earth is? It's FLAT, as is revealed in the Word of God from cover to cover! Want to know what the size and structure of the universe is? READ GENESIS!!

Stupid scientists haven't figured out what gravity is yet. That's easy. Gravity is JESUS!!

 

He is before all things, and in him all things hold together. - Colossians 1:17 NIV

 

Once again, the Bible has the answer!

 

Thank you, Jesus, for making those who claim to be wise look foolish. (1 Corinthians 1:20)

 

Glory!

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I actually heard my preacher say that very statement.

Unbelievable. :twitch::eek:

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I actually heard my preacher say that very statement.

Unbelievable. :twitch::eek:

 

 

I remember him talking about how Jesus binds us all together. His reference was that corinthians verse.

 

 

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If gravity is Jesus... then what the hell is a black hole?

 

Superjesus? :HaHa:

 

Just for you information: you made me guffaw. It's more awkward than a laugh, but there you go.

 

:I

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If gravity is Jesus... then what the hell is a black hole?

 

Superjesus? :HaHa:

 

Just for you information: you made me guffaw. It's more awkward than a laugh, but there you go.

 

:I

 

:grin:

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If gravity is Jesus... then what the hell is a black hole?

 

Superjesus? :HaHa:

A black hole is a glorious manifestation of the Holy Farter! He's sucking a bunch of shit in so He can fart it out again and magically form a whole new universe! Glory!

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Brother Jeff. Yes, as they say, God sucks!

 

Don't forget:

 

Evangelical Scientists Refute Gravity With New 'Intelligent Falling' Theory

 

 

http://www.theonion.com/articles/evangelical-scientists-refute-gravity-with-new-int,1778/

 

 

Praise the Lord. It's a wonder he don't let all those godless atheists float off into space. That'll teach them.

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