chosendarkness Posted August 9, 2011 Share Posted August 9, 2011 I took those end of days things seriously so figured I'd do what any young healthy male would do if faced with oblivion...SHAG SENSELESSLY! After a while my dick got sore so I figured these prophesies are a load of bull but are useful in getting laid. Figured some horny guy started them to get into a chicks pants. Now I just ignore them. How did you use prophesies to get laid? Are there really Christian women who'll agree to screw because Jesus is about to come back? Doesn't make sense to me. You're not Australian. You meet a chick and you say, "hey, did you hear that the world might end tomorrow?" "Really?" "yeah, so I reckon its party time!" "alright"!" Pretty easy really. Australians must be pretty open to the idea of the world ending. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlphaToOmega Posted August 9, 2011 Share Posted August 9, 2011 Australians must be pretty open to the idea of the world ending. Nah. Just any excuse to have a party and a root. LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phanta Posted August 15, 2011 Share Posted August 15, 2011 think really carfully about this above. you should know the "rapture bullshit" has no set date and this is very convinent for them becuase they can belive it is allways gonna happen but never does. Totally keeps people ever-vigilant and obedient. Ugh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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