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...um...are you sure this person is a Christian? This sounds an awful lot like a very good argument to not be a Christian.

 

If this is serious it's further proof that Heaven only sounds like a good idea until you think about what kind of company you'll have there.

 

He's serious. My suspicion is that he suffers from a mental illness that has been masked by religion. But who knows, I haven't seen him in person for almost 20 years and it wasn't until a year ago that I got him on FB. We grew up in the same church, believing that angels and demons were lurking, seeing people "slain in the spirit", etc. I never confront him because he keeps his crazy shit off my wall, and I don't think he's right in the head. I feel bad for his kids.

 

How can this be serious and actually in support of religion or christianity? I read it as exactly the opposite of that??? Am I missing something here?

 

The way I see it is that he's talking to backslidden Christians because those would be the only ones who could be scared back to the fold with this nonsense. It is about the grace vs works doctrine that tells you you're a filthy sinner no matter what and your good works are not going to get you to heaven. Of course we don't care about heaven and his words cause the opposite effect to people like us.

 

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Pat Robertson said recently that gamers are conducting "virtual sin" whenever characters we play kill something... Get off youtube/gamer's places, senile Christianist. 

 

But it's okay for a soldier to simulate killing a terrorist in a drone training program :)

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My brother liked this pic. I find it disgusting

 

How many likes for this BRAVE boy who loves God even in his pain? Type a prayer for him now

 

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My brother liked this pic. I find it disgusting

 

How many likes for this BRAVE boy who loves God even in his pain? Type a prayer for him now

 

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Is this suppose to make people go all like..."oh look that little boy loves Jesus...you know the jesus who let this happen and then still wanted a photo op with this poor little man.

 

I don't know what is wrong with this kid. Looks like he went through an explosion. If that is the case blame the fucker that set the bom and praise the doctor who saved him because that all looks like one massive infection waiting to happen.

 

If someone did this to the kid find them and put them away. I don't advocate revenge in the form of justice like most of my countrymen do but if someone did this to a child on purpose they need to be taken out of normal society for safety and in the end we must be held accountable for our actions.

 

Hopefully someone teaches this kid jesus if he was actually real fucking hates him. No god that can create and destroy at will would say that he loves all the little children of the world then allow anything like this to happen ever. As an adult hey its up in the air but it is just more of an example of brainwashing propoganda and how that affects the youth in negative ways hidden as goodness or "light".

 

Hope you heal fast kid.

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I always got a giggle when I would see people post: "God only gives you what you can handle. God must think I'm a badass!" I've seen this posted by Christians and non-Christians.

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It is bogus fake, staged, a set-up. Part of some con. Possibly the brainstorm of some  sicko to make a statement     Possibly some atheist taking anther pot shot at Christians or some Christian using it for a convert hook.

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Wow.

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Part of some con. 

 

 

It's called Christianity and it has scammed millions of people.

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Update, my brother has removed that pic from his FB page. I never said anything to him about it but he took it down for some reason.

 

Edit to add - the FB page is called Jesus Daily. I did some searching to see if it's a joke or not but I can't tell.

 

Can anybody confirm or deny this?

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It is bogus fake, staged, a set-up. Part of some con. Possibly the brainstorm of some  sicko to make a statement     Possibly some atheist taking anther pot shot at Christians or some Christian using it for a convert hook.

 

Either way, fuck that Christian shit, eh?

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Not facebook, but an old post on a blog I used to frequent:

 

REMEMBER:
at 03/18/09 12:29AM
TRUST GOD! HE WILL PROVIDE! IF YOU WORK HARD!
 
Good thing they put that disclaimer in there!
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Someone posted this article, saying, "How tough is true love? Real tough!"
http://www.un-learning.org/sex-addict-wife/
(tagline: Sex addict wife and pushover husband are two imperfect people trying to live for the glory of God")


PRAISE THE LARD! They're so noble for not divorcing! 


How noble of him to be a doormat (for Christ), and how precious is the love of Christ for blessing her with a hyperactive sex-drive. Maybe he forgot to wire her to be attracted to her own husband? Silly Jesus.

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Heyyyy, it's my inaugural post! I have been enjoying ex-c.net for months now, and specifically enjoying this thread for a few weeks. Somehow it's been a way for me to unwind after many stressful days. Thank you to everyone for sharing! Here's a recent post from a FB friend: 

 

"After many months of thinking, I have decided to get rid of most of you. Not because I don't enjoy reading about your family or seeing your adorable pictures, but Facebook is a breeding ground for unhealthy comparisons. Facebook shows perfection and strays from reality. And that's not a good thing for many of us, including me. It is something I have always struggled with, but much more now that Facebook is around. After the sermon at Red Rocks this morning about inadequacy which stems from comparisons, (and it was absolutely amazing by the way!!!!!) I have decided that I will get rid of things in my life that encourage me to compare myself to others. Please, please don't take it personally if I de-friend you. I am only keeping my family and my very, very close friends and will be saying bye-bye to the rest or you. I feel like personal contact via phone or in person is a better way to spend my time with friends than through typing and scrolling through pictures. Because the occasional photo posted on Facebook paints a picture of your family that is not always representative of who you are, it probably makes you look, well, perfect in some way. And if I never see you outside of Facebook, that's where the comparisons may begin." [Emphasis mine]

 

Does this strike anyone else as bizarre? I am all for not having a bloated friend list, but her motivation seems kind of weird. Is this a case of healthy boundaries or an unhealthy catering to her insecurities? When I want to delete friends, I don't announce it with multiple paragraphs based on a sermon I heard. Does that make me a jerk?

 

I guess I don't appear perfect enough to make her feel bad about herself, I suppose that's a good thing. unsure.png 

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So she says that "personal contact via phone or in person is a better way to spend my time with friends than through typing and scrolling through pictures," yet she's keeping her "very, very close friends" on Facebook where she can still type and scroll through pictures. Wendyshrug.gif

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That is completely bizarre, not to mention psychologically honked up! 

 

I have a gem this morning from a cousin's friend. Cousin posted one of her usual "Praise God for ALL that I HAVE!" thingies, and that kicked off a thread of "Yay, thank you, Jeezus!" responses. One of them posted this:
 

Jesus chris my saviour. Split my ocean burnt my bush. Crucified my only son. Amen

 

 

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Jesus and Chris split her ocean, burnt her bush and crucified her only son? Amen indeed. We need a list of "Propaganda or Porn" quotes.

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Welcome, godkiller! Please tell me how you killed god happydance.gif

Tell us a story in testimonies!

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That is completely bizarre, not to mention psychologically honked up! 

 

I have a gem this morning from a cousin's friend. Cousin posted one of her usual "Praise God for ALL that I HAVE!" thingies, and that kicked off a thread of "Yay, thank you, Jeezus!" responses. One of them posted this:

 

Jesus chris my saviour. Split my ocean burnt my bush. Crucified my only son. Amen

 

 

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Jesus and Chris split her ocean, burnt her bush and crucified her only son? Amen indeed. We need a list of "Propaganda or Porn" quotes.

 

Thanks for the first laugh of the day. Burnt my bush! Hahahaha!

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I thought only redheads had burning bushes?

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I thought only redheads had burning bushes?

 

No, it's a sign from God that someone needs to visit a gynecologist.

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I thought only redheads had burning bushes?

 

No, it's a sign from God that someone needs to visit a gynecologist.

 

 

Waxing: UR DOIN IT WRONG!

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This from my sister yesterday: I nearly shat myself laughing at the first two lines. She didn't even realise what she had said, haha!!

 

No matter what life 'dumps' ...
God is good & is on the Throne...
No matter what my stuff ups or failures...
God is good & is on the Throne...
No matter what questions I have ..
God is good & is on the Throne...
I'm in His hands. ..
And eventually I'll be in His arms face to face!
How amazing!...
the Creator of the universe has got my back ..& my heart ♡♥♡

 

God shits on us from above. Amen!

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No matter what life 'dumps' ...

God is good & is on the Throne...

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"Dammit"   < wipes perfectly good beer from my computer screen >  

 

She didn't even realise what she had said, haha!!

 

 

Just curious, are you going to tell her?

 

God shits on us from above. Amen!

 

 

Amen!  Thanks for posting this...I'll be laughing all night.   

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No matter what life 'dumps' ...

God is good & is on the Throne...

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"Dammit"   < wipes perfectly good beer from my computer screen >  

 

She didn't even realise what she had said, haha!!

 

 

Just curious, are you going to tell her?

 

God shits on us from above. Amen!

 

 

Amen!  Thanks for posting this...I'll be laughing all night.   

 

my wife pointed it out to her, but it's still there... omg

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This from my sister yesterday: I nearly shat myself laughing at the first two lines. She didn't even realise what she had said, haha!!

 

No matter what life 'dumps' ...

God is good & is on the Throne...

No matter what my stuff ups or failures...

God is good & is on the Throne...

No matter what questions I have ..

God is good & is on the Throne...

I'm in His hands. ..

And eventually I'll be in His arms face to face!

How amazing!...

the Creator of the universe has got my back ..& my heart ♡♥♡

 

God shits on us from above. Amen!

 

This made me laugh so hard! Thanks for posting it!!

 

My sister saw a church sign something like this: "God is your co-pilot, but Jesus should be your pilot." 

 

That's it--take your hands off the wheel of your life and let God steer...  and you will end up in a burning pile of smoking ruin. 

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My sister saw a church sign something like this: "God is your co-pilot, but Jesus should be your pilot." 

 

That's it--take your hands off the wheel of your life and let God steer...  and you will end up in a burning pile of smoking ruin. 

 

 

 

Jesus take the wheel!  Oh wait, Jesus doesn't know how to drive.

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