midniterider Posted March 17, 2014 Share Posted March 17, 2014 after reading this : sharing picture in facebook will defeat satan But isnt there some other argument that says Satan knows the bible just like people do? If that's so then he wouldn't be afraid of someone else reading it. Hell, he read it himself, apparently. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xliar Posted March 18, 2014 Share Posted March 18, 2014 Sounds like the devil is a great big pussy. Headaches, collapsing, fleeing, he even faints? I thought that sombitch had some balls,,juevos mucho! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
francesco Posted March 18, 2014 Share Posted March 18, 2014 the reality of heaven is in proportion to the number of likes in facebook 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cousin Ricky Posted March 18, 2014 Share Posted March 18, 2014 Yep, that's my idea of the ultimate happiness. Deliriously sucking up to an infinite narcissist for all eternity. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cousin Ricky Posted March 18, 2014 Share Posted March 18, 2014 Odd that almost all of the people in heaven are white, yet most Christians are not. (Back when most Christians were white, the world population was a lot smaller.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scitsofreaky Posted March 19, 2014 Share Posted March 19, 2014 Odd that almost all of the people in heaven are white, yet most Christians are not. (Back when most Christians were white, the world population was a lot smaller.) Of course they are white. Didn't you know that when you get into heaven you get a new, perfect body. Anyone not white is just the help. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
francesco Posted March 19, 2014 Share Posted March 19, 2014 Odd that almost all of the people in heaven are white, yet most Christians are not. (Back when most Christians were white, the world population was a lot smaller.) well, jesus is potrayed as white caucasian while he was a middle eastern man if jesus was alive today and live in the USA, he would be groped by TSA everytime he fly lol 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cousin Ricky Posted March 21, 2014 Share Posted March 21, 2014 the reality of heaven is in proportion to the number of likes in facebook “LIKE IF EVOLUTION REALLY TAKES PLACE!” “LIKE IF OBJECTS OF DIFFERING MASS FALL AT THE SAME RATE!” “LIKE IF DROPPING SODIUM INTO AN AQUARIUM MAKES A COOL EXPLOSION!” “LIKE IF THE EARTH IS 4.5 BILLION YEARS OLD!” “LIKE IF SCIENTISTS JUST OBTAINED EVIDENCE THAT GRAVITY IS A QUANTUM MECHANICAL PHENOMENON!” Sounds really weird when applied to real world phenomena. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
francesco Posted March 23, 2014 Share Posted March 23, 2014 (talking about traditional hymn vs contemporary christian music)Me: I don't like ccmX: me too, that's why I go to church that song traditional hymn and still using pipe organ. I believe god doesn't change so do church and its musicMe (outside) : oh I seeMe (inside): .......... , yes because people in bible had church building and were using pipe organ instead of trumpet, psaltery and harp 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FreedomFighter Posted March 23, 2014 Share Posted March 23, 2014 Today's offering when I logged on to Facebook this morning to check my news feed: "Ah God is so good! I was chatting away to Him whilst getting ready and kind of forgot that I was in a rush. Left my flat 5 mins late and still made it on the bus to be there on time. Amazing." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Moderator TheRedneckProfessor Posted March 23, 2014 Super Moderator Share Posted March 23, 2014 Today's offering when I logged on to Facebook this morning to check my news feed: "Ah God is so good! I was chatting away to Him whilst getting ready and kind of forgot that I was in a rush. Left my flat 5 mins late and still made it on the bus to be there on time. Amazing." Damn! That's the miracle god chose over feeding just one starving Ethiopian child? An awesome god indeed! 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
francesco Posted March 24, 2014 Share Posted March 24, 2014 my japanese fundie fb friend status: http://grace-church.or.jp/evolution/ This is a link to the website of one Evangelical Protestant Church in Sapporo, Japan. This website shows fallacies of the theory of evolution through valid supporting evidences. Unfortunately, many Japanese were brainwashed by the theory of evolution through their school education. However, the theory of evolution is nothing more than a hypothesis. I hope this piece of information on the truth will of human's origin contribute to get their eyes awaken. because church website written by unqualified priest is the truth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gobbler Posted March 24, 2014 Share Posted March 24, 2014 This gem today: There's an old saying that "one of God's greatest gifts is unanswered prayers." So.. (name deleted), next time..if you don't get what you want, Just remember that what you wanted may not have been what you really needed. Groan....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pantophobia Posted March 24, 2014 Share Posted March 24, 2014 This gem today: There's an old saying that "one of God's greatest gifts is unanswered prayers." So.. (name deleted), next time..if you don't get what you want, Just remember that what you wanted may not have been what you really needed. Groan....... We were all so selfish for praying for comfort of spirit, love, help, and reassurance in our darkest times. We should have known that wasn't what we REALLY needed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chikirin Posted March 24, 2014 Share Posted March 24, 2014 They went in to pay and the little old lady behind the counter was listening to a sermon on the radio and had her bible open. She should have been busy working not reading her bible. She should do that on her own time. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Moderator TheRedneckProfessor Posted March 24, 2014 Super Moderator Share Posted March 24, 2014 This gem today: There's an old saying that "one of God's greatest gifts is unanswered prayers." So.. (name deleted), next time..if you don't get what you want, Just remember that what you wanted may not have been what you really needed. Groan....... Yeah, I guess I didn't need Uncle Don to be healed of cancer. How selfish of me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Annier Posted March 25, 2014 Share Posted March 25, 2014 And the starving babies in third world countries don't really need food. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BendyLine Posted March 25, 2014 Share Posted March 25, 2014 And the starving babies in third world countries don't really need food. But see, we're supposed to be taking care of that in God's place. So God's fuck ups are really our fault, you see. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SquareOne Posted March 25, 2014 Share Posted March 25, 2014 They went in to pay and the little old lady behind the counter was listening to a sermon on the radio and had her bible open. She should have been busy working not reading her bible. She should do that on her own time. Nothing wrong with enjoying a bit of fiction to let the time go by. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scitsofreaky Posted March 25, 2014 Share Posted March 25, 2014 This gem today: There's an old saying that "one of God's greatest gifts is unanswered prayers." So.. (name deleted), next time..if you don't get what you want, Just remember that what you wanted may not have been what you really needed. Groan....... WTF? Seriously, what in the holy fuck? How do people not see this for the bullshit it is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
midniterider Posted March 25, 2014 Share Posted March 25, 2014 FB is alive and obsessing about this today: http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2014/mar/24/atheist-noah-director-brags-film-least-biblical-bi/ Concerned Christian FB poster says, "I need to hear from my Christian Brothers & Sisters. What are your thoughts on this? I don't feel right supporting this movie... And we already bought the tickets for the entire family to see it on Friday! Thinking we need to get a refund and not go. What are your thoughts?" One reply was a wall of text about God's greater glory and the movie could still be winning souls, even though the movie did not appear to kiss god's ass every 5 seconds. I'll spare you the cut and paste from FB. It's just interesting what some Christians worry about. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
francesco Posted March 26, 2014 Share Posted March 26, 2014 FB is alive and obsessing about this today: http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2014/mar/24/atheist-noah-director-brags-film-least-biblical-bi/ Concerned Christian FB poster says, "I need to hear from my Christian Brothers & Sisters. What are your thoughts on this? I don't feel right supporting this movie... And we already bought the tickets for the entire family to see it on Friday! Thinking we need to get a refund and not go. What are your thoughts?" One reply was a wall of text about God's greater glory and the movie could still be winning souls, even though the movie did not appear to kiss god's ass every 5 seconds. I'll spare you the cut and paste from FB. It's just interesting what some Christians worry about. Just enjoy it as another end-of-the-world movie if the only reason to watch a movie is based on how religious it is, tons of good movies would be missed I hate the 1998 godzilla movie at first, but it was a decent film, all I did was to consider it as a monster film I wonder what kind of tv program or movie they watch? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
midniterider Posted March 26, 2014 Share Posted March 26, 2014 FB is alive and obsessing about this today: http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2014/mar/24/atheist-noah-director-brags-film-least-biblical-bi/ Concerned Christian FB poster says, "I need to hear from my Christian Brothers & Sisters. What are your thoughts on this? I don't feel right supporting this movie... And we already bought the tickets for the entire family to see it on Friday! Thinking we need to get a refund and not go. What are your thoughts?" One reply was a wall of text about God's greater glory and the movie could still be winning souls, even though the movie did not appear to kiss god's ass every 5 seconds. I'll spare you the cut and paste from FB. It's just interesting what some Christians worry about. Just enjoy it as another end-of-the-world movie if the only reason to watch a movie is based on how religious it is, tons of good movies would be missed I hate the 1998 godzilla movie at first, but it was a decent film, all I did was to consider it as a monster film I wonder what kind of tv program or movie they watch? I doubt there is as much concern given to the non-biblical movies that Xians watch. :-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ContraBardus Posted March 26, 2014 Share Posted March 26, 2014 FB is alive and obsessing about this today: http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2014/mar/24/atheist-noah-director-brags-film-least-biblical-bi/ Concerned Christian FB poster says, "I need to hear from my Christian Brothers & Sisters. What are your thoughts on this? I don't feel right supporting this movie... And we already bought the tickets for the entire family to see it on Friday! Thinking we need to get a refund and not go. What are your thoughts?" One reply was a wall of text about God's greater glory and the movie could still be winning souls, even though the movie did not appear to kiss god's ass every 5 seconds. I'll spare you the cut and paste from FB. It's just interesting what some Christians worry about. I hate the 1998 godzilla movie at first, but it was a decent film, all I did was to consider it as a monster film Blasphemy! Heretic! >_< Burn him! No! Stone him! No! Burn and Stone him! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
francesco Posted March 26, 2014 Share Posted March 26, 2014 I hate the 1998 godzilla movie at first, but it was a decent film, all I did was to consider it as a monster film Blasphemy! Heretic! >_< Burn him! No! Stone him! No! Burn and Stone him! well, that's not my fault the fact is american has turned godzilla into a mere big animal rather than an immortal beast Toho, the name trademark owner, officially name it zilla because tristar remake had taken the "God" out of "Godzilla" just like fundie christian has taken christ out of christian Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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