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Poor Ellen Fapper.

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If those comments are legit, telling her he's going to be thinking of her during playtime would be quite creepy to a lot of women, not just Christians.

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Believing in this lie gives people false hope; there are many people and things on earth than can "break" us.  Better to face up to risks and approach them rationally.

 

And, it's ironic that they chose an image of a child for this because believing someone more powerful than us will protect us is the developmental stage we are meant to pass through as children and grow out of by adulthood.

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Please god nooo....

 

 

 

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If God had the cure to cancer then God would not share.

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my junior in university just wrote this in his facebook:

 

he posted video of isis beheaded 20+ christians on the beach

and he added comment: jesus is better than life Wendybanghead.gif

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Posted on Instagram, the other day. This shit is getting ridiculous

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The first rule of Christian fight club is you can fuck off.

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Please god nooo....

 

 

 

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If God had the cure to cancer then God would not share.

 

 

 

And Christians clearly don't have the cure for death. They die at the exact same rate as nonchristians.

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Please god nooo....

 

 

 

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If God had the cure to cancer then God would not share.

 

 

 

And Christians clearly don't have the cure for death. They die at the exact same rate as nonchristians.

 

 

Actually, if you believe them, they die at an even greater rate than others. After all, they are persecuted and martyred all the time.

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Caption: "To whoever thinks Christianity is clung to because it provides a sense of comfort: do you seriously think 'comfort' is worth believing in hell as it is shown in the Bible, or disallowing one's favorite sin even in the privacy of your mind and heart? Being held to a standard we cannot hope to match is not comforting, even though it is Christ who, thankfully, matches that standard on our behalf. Genuine Christianity should be held not because of comfort or even tradition or upbringing, but because it is, simply put, revealed to be true."

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^^^^^^

 

.....because God loves you.

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Posted on Instagram, the other day. This shit is getting ridiculous

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The average heroin user:

 

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"Hi there. Can I talk to you about Jesus? Also, I need to borrow a spoon."

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"I think the most comfortable place to be is where God wants you."

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