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Posted on Instagram, the other day. This shit is getting ridiculousOJZsp0d.jpg

 

 

The average heroin user:

 

http://www.npr.org/blogs/health/2014/05/28/316673753/todays-heroin-addict-is-young-white-and-suburban

 

"Hi there. Can I talk to you about Jesus? Also, I need to borrow a spoon."

What better way to see visions and hear voices?

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^ Hold up. So Christians are Satan?

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This is ironic, coming from a Fundie. What the fuck this has to do with a swing, I have no idea. Odd that it also comes from C.S. Lewis' "The Great Divorce."

 

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This is ironic, coming from a Fundie. What the fuck this has to do with a swing, I have no idea. Odd that it also comes from C.S. Lewis' "The Great Divorce."

 

I think the swing imagery is actually quite obvious. The quote is about being like a child. Who are most associated with playgrounds? Is it not children?

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I don't like kids, so that didn't occur to me, but it makes sense.

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Posted on Instagram, the other day. This shit is getting ridiculousOJZsp0d.jpg

 

The average heroin user:

 

http://www.npr.org/blogs/health/2014/05/28/316673753/todays-heroin-addict-is-young-white-and-suburban

 

"Hi there. Can I talk to you about Jesus? Also, I need to borrow a spoon."

What better way to see visions and hear voices?
Lmao agreed. I'm just imagining an entire congregation shooting up heroin at Church now...
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so what does this pic look like when the heroin junkie hooks up with his local prostitute?

Artist should really have thought this theme through a little better

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my fundie friend: Satan is at work on my teeth. I suffered a serious toothache last night due to the cavity. My teeth trobbed pretty much last night. Please pray for me, thank you. No Satan can resisit the eternal power of Lord Jesus Christ revealed in the Cross.

 

(so dentist is a shaman?) :yao:

 

my response:  rather than blaming everything on devil, why not start to be responsible? you failed take care of your oral hygiene and now accept the consequences of pain and go to the dentist and have a proper treatment even it will cost you. Pain killer just masking the issue, the tooth decay will continue

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