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Thanks for nothing!

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God over porn? Ha, shit, that war was lost before it was ever conceived. Also "real men" don't need to psychologically enslave another human for "love". Now that I'm thinking about it, everything about that image pisses me off... Except @godoverporn, that's just silly.

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The US Postal Service has a "dead letter office" for handling non-deliverable crap like this.

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God over porn? Ha, shit, that war was lost before it was ever conceived. Also "real men" don't need to psychologically enslave another human for "love". Now that I'm thinking about it, everything about that image pisses me off... Except @godoverporn, that's just silly.

 

It kind of looks like he's trying to snap her neck.

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God over porn? Ha, shit, that war was lost before it was ever conceived. Also "real men" don't need to psychologically enslave another human for "love". Now that I'm thinking about it, everything about that image pisses me off... Except @godoverporn, that's just silly.

 

It kind of looks like he's trying to snap her neck.

 

I was thinking that as well.

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And after he has unprotected sex with her and she panics and has an abortion and they find porn on his PC after all ... Then he can get "counseling" and start his ministry of hope telling his story of failure forgiveness and redemption.

While still watching porn secretly and feeling guilty poor bastard. And the girl gets a bad name out of it somehow.

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All the while getting rich off his hypocrisy. Ain't that Canaanite zombie Jew whoreson just great?

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http://www.faithit.com/3-common-traits-of-youth-who-dont-leave-the-church/

 

1. They rely on emotional fervor to fuel their desire for devotion to their religion.

2. They have been heavily indoctrinated.

3. Their parents shoved it down their throats in addition to the clergy at church.

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And after he has unprotected sex with her and she panics and has an abortion and they find porn on his PC after all ... Then he can get "counseling" and start his ministry of hope telling his story of failure forgiveness and redemption.

While still watching porn secretly and feeling guilty poor bastard. And the girl gets a bad name out of it somehow.

 

Well, obviously. If she agreed to marry him at the first sign of sexual arrousal in either of them and thereafter submitted and did her "wifely duty" without fail, that righteous man would not be led astray into porn. Obviously, it's all the fault of that damned Jezebel.

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It's that time of the day again folks. Time to put a little jesus in your diet.

 

 

 

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"Speaking of surrender, while you're down there..."

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God over porn? Ha, shit, that war was lost before it was ever conceived. Also "real men" don't need to psychologically enslave another human for "love". Now that I'm thinking about it, everything about that image pisses me off... Except @godoverporn, that's just silly.

 

It kind of looks like he's trying to snap her neck.

 

or he is telling her to get in the kitchen and make him a sandwich or else jesus will snap her neck for him

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