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TheOutsider Posted April 1, 2015 Share Posted April 1, 2015 1) Presumably an egg. 2) Because my parents decided having a kid wasn't a bad idea. 3) Because of biological processes that I'd rather not try to stop. 4) Because of biological processes that I can't stop. 5) My body will decay, beyond that I have no reason to believe anything. 6) Because it's an intellectually honest position. Though I wouldn't consider it following, there isn't really anything to follow. Oh, wait. That was meant for a strawman wasn't it? Never mind... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lilith666 Posted April 2, 2015 Share Posted April 2, 2015 GoldenWolf: God's answers are Yes, No or Wait? God seems strangely similar to an 8-ball. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
violetbutterfly Posted April 2, 2015 Share Posted April 2, 2015 First this thread made me want to vomit, now I'm just angry and disgusted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FreeThinkerNZ Posted April 2, 2015 Share Posted April 2, 2015 I'm sorry, but all I can think about when I see this is how hawt it looks when a BJ is given from the kneeling position. At least we can spell. The truth is, they don't know either! We are all agnostics, only some of us admit it. They are the ones who are claiming to know everything. *Irony meter breaks* 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thackerie Posted April 2, 2015 Share Posted April 2, 2015 Just long enough to drown every living thing on Earth except one dirty old man, his incestuous family, and a few lucky animals, right? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yunea Posted April 2, 2015 Share Posted April 2, 2015 Something about these two in particular is making me nauseous... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Guest Furball Posted April 2, 2015 Share Posted April 2, 2015 why isn't the holy spirit a raven or a unicorn? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rerics Posted April 2, 2015 Share Posted April 2, 2015 Atheists claim to know everything? They only believe in what they can physically see? Liberal religion believes in "anything goes" and "no right no wrong"? If you're not Christian, the devil is your friend? There are more strawmen in these memes than at a Wizard of Oz convention. (sorry for the old joke) 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Furball Posted April 2, 2015 Share Posted April 2, 2015 I used to pray crap like this all the time and nothing happened....i wonder why.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Furball Posted April 2, 2015 Share Posted April 2, 2015 so that explains it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Furball Posted April 2, 2015 Share Posted April 2, 2015 which of the two leads you??????? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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rerics Posted April 2, 2015 Share Posted April 2, 2015 Try not to puke after reading this nugget of dog shit wisdom. "If you never thank god for every smile, then you have no right to blame him for every tear"?? Does that mean under the correct circumstances, it's OK to blame God? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Furball Posted April 2, 2015 Share Posted April 2, 2015 can you really trust somebody who shoots lightning bolts???!?? ????? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Furball Posted April 2, 2015 Share Posted April 2, 2015 I knew he was hiding in outer space somewhere! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Furball Posted April 2, 2015 Share Posted April 2, 2015 no thanks fiction pusher Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Furball Posted April 2, 2015 Share Posted April 2, 2015 oh thank the devil, what a relief Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Furball Posted April 2, 2015 Share Posted April 2, 2015 Name: Mary Tribe: Newest member of the x-men Abilities: shoots lasers from her hands/gets pregnant without having sex Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Furball Posted April 2, 2015 Share Posted April 2, 2015 Let's hope it shits on their heads. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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