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gotta love that 'clean' christian humor

 

 

 

 

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Oh thank god, those christians are so scary (in reference to the "them")

 

 

 

 

 

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Kid: Jesus why is their a giant fucking bird up here with us?

 

 

 

 

 

 

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I knew he was hiding in outer space somewhere!

 

 

 

 

 

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What a stupid picture!!! Why?

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"No rational argument will have a rational effect on a man who does not want to adopt a rational attitude".

 

Karl Popper

 

Posted by an Evangelical relative who I care about very much.  Outside of the obvious irony of this statement from the Atheist point of view, I can't help but wonder if he/she knows that Karl Popper is generally accepted to be an Atheist/Agnostic.  

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"No rational argument will have a rational effect on a man who does not want to adopt a rational attitude".

 

Karl Popper

 

Posted by an Evangelical relative who I care about very much.  Outside of the obvious irony of this statement from the Atheist point of view, I can't help but wonder if he/she knows that Karl Popper is generally accepted to be an Atheist/Agnostic.  

My fundy relatives post stuff like that too, blissfully unaware of the irony.

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"No means of measure can define his limitless love".

 

Tossing unbelievers into hell?  I think there's a limit there that even I can measure.

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Know that your relationship with the Lord must always have top priority over everything else. The Lord said, “You shall have no other gods before Me” (Exodus 20:3), and He means it.

 

Well from what I know, I ain't no god :P

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Leviticus 25:17 - Thou shalt fear thy God, for I am the LORD your God.

Matthew 10:28 - And fear not them which kill the body, but are not able to kill the soul (people): but rather fear him which is able to destroy both soul and body in Hell (God).

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Someone just posted this into my city's FB page: 

 

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Ugh. Let the Easter posts begin.

I should offset them with pagany ones.

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"No means of measure can define his limitless love".

 

Tossing unbelievers into hell?  I think there's a limit there that even I can measure.

 

Ah, but he really, really loves those people! He gave them a choice and they chose to reject him and roast for eternity!

 

 

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Funny how Christians picked a fertility goddess's holiday to celebrate their lord and saviors supposedly violent and bloody execution while condemning sexuality of any kind... Wait... Isn't that irony?

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SHARE if you ACCEPT Him,

SHARE if you LOVE Him,

SHARE if Jesus is your FRIEND

SHARE if you ADORE Him

SHARE if He is our SAVIOR

Write "Amen" if He Mean EVERYTHING in your life

 

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It wasn't posted on FB, but its FB related.

 

My mum recently bought this book:

 

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Help.

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Are you sure you put these in the right thread? They look more like mocking Christianity than stuff fundies would post.

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This little gem appeared on my facebook feed today. I'm tempted to make a separate topic and have the more informed members have at it, but that's probably not necessary.

 

http://gods411.blogspot.co.uk/2013/04/how-jesus-dies-for-you.html?m=1

 

Note the mention of the Shroud of Turin, which as far as I'm aware was proven to be fake.

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