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"We Can't Have Homosexuals Redefine the Word Marriage!" This from the people who have redefined the word "Relationship" to mean 'Talking to yourself."

If you feel the need to say "I am not ashamed" of your faith you probably are ashamed or sense that you should be.

In honor of all our facebook fundy friends.    

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Dafuq? Hopefully that Facebook snapshot is fake. I don't want to think that anyone could be that stupid.

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My friends comment on this:

"The police man will need therapy, so his shrink will need to work overtime, thus generating a hefty bonus right in time for Christmas. It's a miracle!"

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SATAN → Hahahahaha

JESUS → Why Are You Laughing

SATAN → You Said These Are Your Children

JESUS → Who… ?

SATAN → The One Reading

JESUS → Yes They Are Mine

SATAN → Your Child Can’t Even Type AMEN

JESUS → See My Child Will Type(y) AMEN Right

SATAN → Okay Mine Will Ignore And Scroll

 

Right. More Christian blackmail. Also, the typical binary thinking: What if I don’t belong to either camp?

 

My cousin who reposted this is in his early 20s. Hopefully, he still has time to learn that he doesn’t have to jump every time someone posts something on Facebook.

 

P.S. He did it wrong. He typed “Amen” with an initial cap, not “AMEN” in True Christian™ ALL CAPS. Should I point this out to him?

 

 

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SATAN → Hahahahaha

JESUS → Why Are You Laughing

SATAN → You Said These Are Your Children

JESUS → Who… ?

SATAN → The One Reading

JESUS → Yes They Are Mine

SATAN → Your Child Can’t Even Type AMEN

JESUS → See My Child Will Type(y) AMEN Right

SATAN → Okay Mine Will Ignore And Scroll

 

Right. More Christian blackmail. Also, the typical binary thinking: What if I don’t belong to either camp?

 

My cousin who reposted this is in his early 20s. Hopefully, he still has time to learn that he doesn’t have to jump every time someone posts something on Facebook.

 

P.S. He did it wrong. He typed “Amen” with an initial cap, not “AMEN” in True Christian™ ALL CAPS. Should I point this out to him?

 

 

 

 

What's up with fundies and their abuse of capslock? Was there an eleventh commandment that said "THOU SHALT ALWAYS USE CAPS ON TEH INTERNETS!111"?

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Har!

 

Thx JaclynGlenn.

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Har!

 

Thx JaclynGlenn.

Aren't these people suppose to be "born again" with a new nature that is bent towards purity and wholeness? Then why are they still struggling with porn and vices since they have been given new natures? 

 

Oh yeah....it's all fake, never mind.

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SATAN → Hahahahaha

JESUS → Why Are You Laughing

SATAN → You Said These Are Your Children

JESUS → Who… ?

SATAN → The One Reading

JESUS → Yes They Are Mine

SATAN → Your Child Can’t Even Type AMEN

JESUS → See My Child Will Type(y) AMEN Right

SATAN → Okay Mine Will Ignore And Scroll

 

Right. More Christian blackmail. Also, the typical binary thinking: What if I don’t belong to either camp?

 

My cousin who reposted this is in his early 20s. Hopefully, he still has time to learn that he doesn’t have to jump every time someone posts something on Facebook.

 

P.S. He did it wrong. He typed “Amen” with an initial cap, not “AMEN” in True Christian™ ALL CAPS. Should I point this out to him?

 

 

 

 

Yuck. Guilt-trip clickbait. Hated it even when I was still trying to be a Christian, especially when my faith was wavering.

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Har!

 

Thx JaclynGlenn.

 

OMFG they made a MOVIE out of this shit??? 

 

I remember reading Every Man's Battle...Every Young Man's Battle...ugh.

 

Man those were terrible years. Three years of denying my own natural impulses to reproduce, the guilt of going "oh wow, she's hot...NO BAD BOBBY", bouncing the eyes, resisting having a good fap, feeling guilt over sexual dreams, being told that all of this was "sinful"...until marriage of course, then it's HOT FUCKING SEX BABY - let LOOSE! God wants you to have a pork! Lots of porking because God needs more babies to fill his fundie churches!

 

Jeeeezuz I'm glad to be out of that shit.

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I don't reply to people who post stuff like this. I just post stuff that disproves the stuff they post, preferably in an even better meme format.

 

“If Chelsea Clinton came from a Rodham, why are there still Rodhams?”

 

It’s essentially the same question.

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"he gave you life, you cant give him 10% of your income? Wow just read your bible"

Some idiot on Youtube who thinks people who can't afford the tithe are Hellbound.

 



That has got to be the dumbest shit I've ever had the displeasure of watching.
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He's given the sex part quite a bit of thought. The mechanical voice is impressive too ????

Such weak shit

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I love the hell-bound celebrity videos, they're great! How fortunate these people are, to meet world famous icons, albeit it in the flames of Hell. 

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I love the hell-bound celebrity videos, they're great! How fortunate these people are, to meet world famous icons, albeit it in the flames of Hell. 

 

And it's not only fornicators, sodomites and drunkards, no, people who play soccer and practice martial arts are hellbound as well!

 

Here's another hilarious comment I found, directed at a muslim on YT:

"Your religion is full of ruthless murderers that abuse women a children. You have the audacity to say other people are going to hell? Your going to hell so are your children and all the other brain washed members of your evil religion. To hell with you to hell with your people and to hell with your religion. Your sickening"

 

And here's a little follow up to the previous one about porn addiction:

 

 

Listen to what one of the dudes says at 3:00-3:11. Wtf? How does a lame nude scene (and as far as I can recall, quite blurry and innocent at that) compare to hardcore pornography? These guys are beyond prudes.

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Here's another great YT-comment:
"You have apparently had some very supernatural experiences. Have you ever thought to check out Jesus? I have met Him in person and can attest that He is the true Son of God. He is presently waging war against Satan, that lying, cheating bastard. I have been kicking Satan's ass for many years, as I serve Jesus. An Archangel called me and I signed up to join God's Army. That's what we're doing, destroying the evil works of the Devil. I encourage you to check this out. Thanks for your story! God bless."

 

and this:

"in fact science prove the Bible to be quiet accurate and true. I'm not lying. Before science talked about only 4 dimensions, but can now prove that there is more. the iceage when the ice covered most of the world, is simply because there was a flood. it can be proven scientifically. And foremost there will never become water out of a glowing hot big bang, and don't tell me there was one bacteria creating 1000s different species,all with the same functions of a heart. My own research has proven the Bible right, using science biggrin.png And I have tried so many different things, Buddhism, Islam, New Age, Satanism, Atheism. Trying all these I've noticed, that the only true God and creator of heaven and earth must be Yahwe. Why else would so many people only care about mocking that name. Why isn't Muslims being treated like crazy when they preach. Why is everything else accepted so well for most people in this world but Christianity. Why does Hollywood and entertainment industry + media and false science book put in so much effort to destroy Christianity? and mock it. The Holy Bible already tells us answers to scientific questions long time before the Scientists discovered them. The fact is that science ultimately lead to something higher, something they never nomatter how hard they try will ever grasp, regardless of the biggest inventions mankind will ever see. And that thing can't be reached with machinery because it's divine. My study has prooven the Bible to be more accurate than the best science books! Because science actually only ultimately point to one direction.We see it over and over again. science would have reached the ultimate understanding once they accepted the other scientifically prooven dimension s. but of proudest arrogance and self-pity, they still serve people with what a person with both scientific and divine understanding knows is a lie."

 

all from this hilarious video:

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