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Brother Jeff

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Oh the stupidity.

 

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Oh holy shit! Like... Wtf? Hahaha, I think the universe just imploded due to irony overload.

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Yeah, if even frogs can be good Christians, why can't you? Wait till you see the praying mantis, now THAT is what I call devotion.

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Can someone explain this shit to me?

 

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Always let God off the hook, so that he won't burn you for all eternity. (God is love.)

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Can someone explain this shit to me?

 

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Someone needs therapy
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The miscarriage/abortion meme and the mayonnaise cross are both mind-boggling.

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Again, the irony. 

 

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Killed me. Reminded me of this old sketch:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=uIVYTlc779Q

 

Too bad there's no good translation of it, but it's a bunch of evangelicals singing about how one should abstain from group wanking with Jesus, since you can never beat him at it.

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Our local SweetFrog has a sign that says that.

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Ain't coincidence a bitch

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The mayonnaise cross is upside down. I think the message is actually from Satan.

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...because Christ himself won't teach them anything, just like he's not real or something....

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