Jump to content
Goodbye Jesus

Things Fundies Say On Facebook


Brother Jeff

Recommended Posts

The Yellow Jackets?

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Wait, wait.... Coldplay

"And they were all yellow ""

  • Like 1
Link to comment
Share on other sites

Found this pic with the presenter saying it's something Mormon men are taught. But that looks like the back of a girl's head to me. Wendyshrug.gif

 

tsxJcJ8.jpg

 

 

Whatever you show me, I'll think I can touch?!?!

 

I thought the atheists were the ones supposedly with no moral framework.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

  • 2 weeks later...

Those last three  five are crazy furball. I have no idea what to say. What's the point? ohmy.png

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Those last three  five are crazy furball. I have no idea what to say. What's the point? :o

Agreed, some of the strangest stuff I've seen in this thread. Wow...

Link to comment
Share on other sites

 

I don't think I want Jesus to help me masturbate because that's creepy.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Oh god. When Christians try to be funny about something Jesus-related it usually goes up in flames. I like the Zac Efron meme.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

I've pretty much "unfollowed" every facebook bible thumping friend, but they don't know it. The last thing I remember getting a laugh out of was an article stating that said Donald trump was the lifeboat God was using to rescue American christians, so they shouldn't send it away.

 

Isn't it hilarious how some Christians will so easily latch onto him even though he clearly isn't Christian? He even thought that 2 Corinthians was pronounced "TWO Corinthians"! WendyDoh.gif

Link to comment
Share on other sites

I'd fuck somebody up if they did this to my kid.http://i.imgur.com/cus8uz1.gifv

WTF! What church is that? At least our Lutheran church just puts a handful of water on top of the baby's head and that's it... Idiotic, but at least not dangerous!

Link to comment
Share on other sites

^^Ok, but is that a fundie?

Link to comment
Share on other sites

14100343_886330091473651_198002690002974

 

A picture of a 5 year old Minnesota girl who was abducted and killed by a family friend over the weekend.   Where was this loving god while she was crying out for help.  Maybe he was too occupied with helping athletes in Rio.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

I'd fuck somebody up if they did this to my kid.

 

http://i.imgur.com/cus8uz1.gifv

 

What in the actual fuck?

Link to comment
Share on other sites

22db1148cd79db7e60c52020a7029cd8.jpg

Wine and holy bread then? Or how do you "have" some Jesus?

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Create an account or sign in to comment

You need to be a member in order to leave a comment

Create an account

Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!

Register a new account

Sign in

Already have an account? Sign in here.

Sign In Now
×
×
  • Create New...

Important Information

By using this site, you agree to our Guidelines.