marmot Posted July 10, 2012 Share Posted July 10, 2012 Another Reddit gem to spice things up in here: ...And just to top off her good christian girl image, her profile picture has her wearing only a bra. Go figure. I thought the same thing! Gotta love the self picture with the bra on... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sarahlee Posted July 10, 2012 Share Posted July 10, 2012 I saw this as a reply to a Magic Mike Picture: "happily married Christian wife": No thanks. I really don't care about watching male stripers. As a happily married Christian wife, I don't believe wives should go or should want to go see this movie. I don't believe we should need to watch porn to help our sex life with our spouses. God can tell you exactly how to satisfy your spouse, since He created you and yours. Just ask Him, He wants you to have a satisfying sex life, of course in the bounds of marriage. Just sayin'. Response from another woman: @ Clara, re: your statement "God can tell you exactly how to satisfy your spouse..." A: that's just creepy, I've never heard of anyone asking god how to pleasure their spouse. B: I don't think anyone is going to see this movie for their spouses benefit lol! C: You're a major downer. Gawd is a sexpert! Who knew?! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcdaddy Posted July 10, 2012 Share Posted July 10, 2012 God: "lick his taint a little, and jiggle his balls. He'll never tell you that, but I KNOW. Thus sayeth the Lard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jblueep Posted July 10, 2012 Share Posted July 10, 2012 God: "lick his taint a little, and jiggle his balls. He'll never tell you that, but I KNOW. Thus sayeth the Lard. ummm...i question part of your word of knowledge Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcdaddy Posted July 10, 2012 Share Posted July 10, 2012 God: "lick his taint a little, and jiggle his balls. He'll never tell you that, but I KNOW. Thus sayeth the Lard. ummm...i question part of your word of knowledge Take it in faith, wee child. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Akheia Posted July 10, 2012 Share Posted July 10, 2012 I saw this as a reply to a Magic Mike Picture: "happily married Christian wife": No thanks. I really don't care about watching male stripers. As a happily married Christian wife, I don't believe wives should go or should want to go see this movie. I don't believe we should need to watch porn to help our sex life with our spouses. God can tell you exactly how to satisfy your spouse, since He created you and yours. Just ask Him, He wants you to have a satisfying sex life, of course in the bounds of marriage. Just sayin'. I see that and can't help but wonder what her *husband* thinks of their marriage. The more repressed the wife, the more often it seems like the husband's got his own arrangements to handle all those requests she thinks are ickie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcdaddy Posted July 10, 2012 Share Posted July 10, 2012 I saw this as a reply to a Magic Mike Picture: "happily married Christian wife": No thanks. I really don't care about watching male stripers. As a happily married Christian wife, I don't believe wives should go or should want to go see this movie. I don't believe we should need to watch porn to help our sex life with our spouses. God can tell you exactly how to satisfy your spouse, since He created you and yours. Just ask Him, He wants you to have a satisfying sex life, of course in the bounds of marriage. Just sayin'. I see that and can't help but wonder what her *husband* thinks of their marriage. The more repressed the wife, the more often it seems like the husband's got his own arrangements to handle all those requests she thinks are ickie. Read: concubine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ConureDelSol Posted July 11, 2012 Share Posted July 11, 2012 Another post from my young Aunt: ♥ Smile because Jesus loves you and he always will no matter what you do. That's the reason why he died on the cross for you. If he didn't love you, you wouldn't be here right now. None of this is a lie so don't ever let anyone tell you otherwise because they don't know what they are talking about. Some people are just born with an uncaring heart. Don't let them say that you're not worth any thing because they don't know any better. They just don't want to learn anything better than that. You can't always help everyone because some don't want to be helped and just want to find the answer the hard way. You can't always find an answer to every problem life throws at you but always be ready for surprises. Whenever you feel alone always pray to God because he's always there for you and wants to be your friend. Open up to him through the good and the bad. Don't just for the bad because he doesn't want to feel like an advice giver. Treat him like your best friend. You know when you receive a note from a friend how you want to just read it immediately? Well the Bible is just like a note. Actually it is a note from God. He wants you to read it. You can reply back by doing exactly what is says and showing other people Jesus's love through your actions. ♥ Have I mentioned she's autistic? The church seems to prey on those with mental disorders like her... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaiser01 Posted July 11, 2012 Share Posted July 11, 2012 Another Reddit gem to spice things up in here: i really want to comment on that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marmot Posted July 11, 2012 Share Posted July 11, 2012 Another post from my young Aunt: ♥ Smile because Jesus loves you and he always will no matter what you do. That's the reason why he died on the cross for you. If he didn't love you, you wouldn't be here right now. None of this is a lie so don't ever let anyone tell you otherwise because they don't know what they are talking about. Some people are just born with an uncaring heart. Don't let them say that you're not worth any thing because they don't know any better. They just don't want to learn anything better than that. You can't always help everyone because some don't want to be helped and just want to find the answer the hard way. You can't always find an answer to every problem life throws at you but always be ready for surprises. Whenever you feel alone always pray to God because he's always there for you and wants to be your friend. Open up to him through the good and the bad. Don't just for the bad because he doesn't want to feel like an advice giver. Treat him like your best friend. You know when you receive a note from a friend how you want to just read it immediately? Well the Bible is just like a note. Actually it is a note from God. He wants you to read it. You can reply back by doing exactly what is says and showing other people Jesus's love through your actions. ♥ Have I mentioned she's autistic? The church seems to prey on those with mental disorders like her... I'm sure they prey on people who are unstable mentally but I heard about this study that actually found autistic people to be less likely overall to believe in a deity. http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/31/autism-god-study-disorder-deity_n_1558771.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sarahlee Posted July 11, 2012 Share Posted July 11, 2012 God: "lick his taint a little, and jiggle his balls. He'll never tell you that, but I KNOW. Thus sayeth the Lard. Verse 2: So when the Isrealites performed the acts that God commanded, He found them to be lustful and full of wickedness. As a punishment for their evil deeds, he made them roam the desert for 40 more years. Da Lawd giveth, and da Lawd taketh away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderator TrueFreedom Posted July 11, 2012 Moderator Share Posted July 11, 2012 Uh....yah--way to boss The Boss around... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inqui Posted July 11, 2012 Share Posted July 11, 2012 Another Reddit gem to spice things up in here: Holy facking shat he's indoctrinated GOOOOOOD I'm going to call lazy as shit on this girl. Citing religion as a reason to not bother with science class sounds pretty clever to me. Wish I'd thought of that. Anyway, I know this isn't on Facebook but I opened up today's copy of the local regional paper, and found this letter to the editor: The God Particle. How can it be that $10 billion can be spent smashing particles together (during a recession I might add) and have the gall to call it the God particle? What is wrong with these people trying so hard to find out how our universe came into being when our current world is falling apart at the seams? Please know that the real God particle is available "free" of charge, to anybody, simply by asking. I had a chuckle at the last sentence and looked at the person's name and location. Turns out my (rather passionate) uncle wrote it. I will admit that he has a point about spending $10bn on the project when it can honestly be better spent elsewhere, but for a start I suspect he doesn't realise the name he's so angry about is just a nickname. It's not hard to see why the editor chose this insightful little piece to publish though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaiser01 Posted July 11, 2012 Share Posted July 11, 2012 "I am trying here to prevent anyone from saying the really foolish thing that people often say about Him: 'I'm ready to accept Jesus as a great moral teacher, but I don't accept His claim to be God.' That is the one thing we must not say. A man who was merely a man and said the sort of things Jesus said would not be a great moral teacher. He would either be a lunatic-on level with a man who says he is a poached egg-or else he would be the devil of hell. You must make your choice. Either this man was, and is, the Son of God: or else a madman or something worse. You can shut Him up for a fool, you can spit at Him and kill Him as a demon; or you can fall at His feet and call Him Lord and God. But let us not come with any patronizing nonsense about His being a great human teacher. He has not left that open to us. He did not intend to." -C.S. Lewis. #Liveoutloud4Him!! So my only two options is i must consider him a liar or a madman? I think ill take the fourth option. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderator TrueFreedom Posted July 11, 2012 Moderator Share Posted July 11, 2012 I'd probably have 20 per day if I wasn't blocking so many feeds... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Moderator buffettphan Posted July 11, 2012 Super Moderator Share Posted July 11, 2012 I'd probably have 20 per day if I wasn't blocking so many feeds... Hey Jeeezus, Can't you read MY doormat? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcdaddy Posted July 11, 2012 Share Posted July 11, 2012 I'd probably have 20 per day if I wasn't blocking so many feeds... Hey Jeeezus, Can't you read MY doormat? LULZ!!!! Damn J, I'm takin a shit. Come back later holmes! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lunaticheathen Posted July 11, 2012 Share Posted July 11, 2012 Why does Jesus have frosted middle-aged rockstar hair? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
midniterider Posted July 11, 2012 Share Posted July 11, 2012 FREEDOM IS SLAVERY Ignorance is Strength! War is Peace! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
midniterider Posted July 11, 2012 Share Posted July 11, 2012 God: "lick his taint a little, and jiggle his balls. He'll never tell you that, but I KNOW. Thus sayeth the Lard. It says in the book of Felatians that..... 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
antix Posted July 11, 2012 Share Posted July 11, 2012 I keep posting Bible verses about being a good steward with your money and not storing up treasures on earth, but my fundy nutcase aunt seems to ignore those. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marmot Posted July 12, 2012 Share Posted July 12, 2012 Here is a new one: batshit crazy Jewish fundamentalist with a very foul mouth. This is a long one! One of my favorite parts is where he gets so fed up that he says he is leaving, but not before "i'm going to claim victory". It sounds an awful lot like some of those Christian fundamentalists that "declare blessings" or whatever the hell else they declare. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaiser01 Posted July 12, 2012 Share Posted July 12, 2012 Here is a new one: batshit crazy Jewish fundamentalist with a very foul mouth. This is a long one! One of my favorite parts is where he gets so fed up that he says he is leaving, but not before "i'm going to claim victory". It sounds an awful lot like some of those Christian fundamentalists that "declare blessings" or whatever the hell else they declare. Never seen a Jewish fundamentalist before. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
merck Posted July 12, 2012 Share Posted July 12, 2012 I'd probably have 20 per day if I wasn't blocking so many feeds... Vampire Jesus has to be invited to come inside the house! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
owen652 Posted July 12, 2012 Share Posted July 12, 2012 Another Reddit gem to spice things up in here: Holy facking shat he's indoctrinated GOOOOOOD I'm going to call lazy as shit on this girl. Citing religion as a reason to not bother with science class sounds pretty clever to me. Wish I'd thought of that. Anyway, I know this isn't on Facebook but I opened up today's copy of the local regional paper, and found this letter to the editor: The God Particle. How can it be that $10 billion can be spent smashing particles together (during a recession I might add) and have the gall to call it the God particle? What is wrong with these people trying so hard to find out how our universe came into being when our current world is falling apart at the seams? Please know that the real God particle is available "free" of charge, to anybody, simply by asking. I had a chuckle at the last sentence and looked at the person's name and location. Turns out my (rather passionate) uncle wrote it. I will admit that he has a point about spending $10bn on the project when it can honestly be better spent elsewhere, but for a start I suspect he doesn't realise the name he's so angry about is just a nickname. It's not hard to see why the editor chose this insightful little piece to publish though. i wonder what he'll be saying in thirty years when technology born from this experiment results in incredible advances to humankind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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