owen652 Posted July 17, 2012 Share Posted July 17, 2012 Found on pinterest this morning. pretty sure my sunday's are AWESOME. That can't be real. http://objectiveministries.org/kidz/ PS. Scroll down to the very bottom to see how you could win a free BIBLE! ahh...... i see it's connected to Landover baptist church, that explains everything. the thought of clueless christian parents printing out Lambuel origami puppets for their kiddies is fucking hysterical actually. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stryper Posted July 17, 2012 Share Posted July 17, 2012 A fundy friend of mine on facebook was so confused because the site said it was a satire but it sound so real. I had to explain Poe's law to her. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sarahlee Posted July 18, 2012 Share Posted July 18, 2012 Not on Facebook, but my brother handed me a list today of bible verses that mormonism contradicts. He wanted me to add things to it so he could use it against some of his friend's friends and try to....convert them? I don't know. I don't see why he wants to take down mormonism so much or why he can look critically at what other people preach but not what he preaches. Sounds like someone needs to take the OTF. OTF? He brought it up again tonight when my grandma took us out to dinner. He's obsessed. I need to sit this kid down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackpudd1n Posted July 18, 2012 Share Posted July 18, 2012 My facebook newsfeed doesn't get clogged up with fundy bullshit very often. But holy fuck, tonight, I found this on it: You know what I love the most about this, though? Comments are disabled. Yeah, you hit us atheists real hard with a pic that we can't comment on. By the way, it wasn't a christian that put it up. It was a chick I knew as a kid, who converted to Islam despite coming from a secular family and married a muslim. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Valk0010 Posted July 18, 2012 Share Posted July 18, 2012 Not on Facebook, but my brother handed me a list today of bible verses that mormonism contradicts. He wanted me to add things to it so he could use it against some of his friend's friends and try to....convert them? I don't know. I don't see why he wants to take down mormonism so much or why he can look critically at what other people preach but not what he preaches. Sounds like someone needs to take the OTF. OTF? He brought it up again tonight when my grandma took us out to dinner. He's obsessed. I need to sit this kid down. outsider test of faith Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrailBlazer Posted July 18, 2012 Share Posted July 18, 2012 "FWD::ATTENTION: I refuse to let the validity of my faith be determined by a lack of reposting statuses or pictures! I am not ashamed to say I love Jesus. Just because I don't share a post, chain letter, or picture doesn't mean I'm ashamed of Jesus or He's ashamed of me. It just means I don't feel the need to plaster my devotion in every which way as if that's the only way to prove I love Jesus! That is all. ***REPOST IF YOUR FAITH ISN'T DEPENDENT ON A REPOST***" Ironic. Though, I wish more of my fb friends would make this their last blessed repost... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lunaticheathen Posted July 18, 2012 Share Posted July 18, 2012 "FWD::ATTENTION: I refuse to let the validity of my faith be determined by a lack of reposting statuses or pictures! I am not ashamed to say I love Jesus. Just because I don't share a post, chain letter, or picture doesn't mean I'm ashamed of Jesus or He's ashamed of me. It just means I don't feel the need to plaster my devotion in every which way as if that's the only way to prove I love Jesus! That is all. ***REPOST IF YOUR FAITH ISN'T DEPENDENT ON A REPOST***" Ironic. Though, I wish more of my fb friends would make this their last blessed repost... This is actually my sentiment on everything people repost about on fb. Cancer, gay rights, pagan rights, everything. I don't need to whore out my beliefs to every cute picture that pops up on my feed to prove I give a fuck. What a strange culture fb is. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
antix Posted July 18, 2012 Share Posted July 18, 2012 I stole this off someone on this board and posted it on facebook http://www.irreligion.org/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/2008-12-01-prayer-vs-hard-work.png Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
antix Posted July 18, 2012 Share Posted July 18, 2012 Typical facebook posts: Pray for cancer, cancer sucks etc Went to Wong's China Garden and had general Tso's Chicken. At the doo drop inn having a beer etc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
owen652 Posted July 19, 2012 Share Posted July 19, 2012 Typical facebook posts: Pray for cancer, cancer sucks etc Went to Wong's China Garden and had general Tso's Chicken. At the doo drop inn having a beer etc also: 'I'm going to bed now.' uh.. ok Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
antix Posted July 19, 2012 Share Posted July 19, 2012 Typical facebook posts: Pray for cancer, cancer sucks etc Went to Wong's China Garden and had general Tso's Chicken. At the doo drop inn having a beer etc also: 'I'm going to bed now.' uh.. ok that is so true Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackpudd1n Posted July 19, 2012 Share Posted July 19, 2012 Typical facebook posts: Pray for cancer, cancer sucks etc Went to Wong's China Garden and had general Tso's Chicken. At the doo drop inn having a beer etc also: 'I'm going to bed now.' uh.. ok that is so true You boys forgot the "I have a headache" crowd. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sarahlee Posted July 19, 2012 Share Posted July 19, 2012 Typical facebook posts: Pray for cancer, cancer sucks etc Went to Wong's China Garden and had general Tso's Chicken. At the doo drop inn having a beer etc also: 'I'm going to bed now.' uh.. ok that is so true You boys forgot the "I have a headache" crowd. Or the "can you believe it's raining in July?!" crowd 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
owen652 Posted July 19, 2012 Share Posted July 19, 2012 Typical facebook posts: Pray for cancer, cancer sucks etc Went to Wong's China Garden and had general Tso's Chicken. At the doo drop inn having a beer etc also: 'I'm going to bed now.' uh.. ok that is so true You boys forgot the "I have a headache" crowd. Or the "can you believe it's raining in July?!" crowd ...look, here's a photo of my sandwich for your enjoyment 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inqui Posted July 19, 2012 Share Posted July 19, 2012 [q ...look, here's a photo of my sandwich for your enjoyment I've got a friend like that. She takes a picture of every meal she makes and dusts it up with a pretty frame and everything. Social media bringing out the best and most enlightened of humanity. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
antix Posted July 19, 2012 Share Posted July 19, 2012 This morning is really bad: Someone posted some shit about being a friend and repost if you truly beliebve this. I hate those requests. And some other friend (51 yrs old) has a new boy friend and is posting all these lovey dovey things. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paine Posted July 19, 2012 Share Posted July 19, 2012 DAMN YOU GARDENER GAL. I am going to hum that train wreck sheep video shit for weeks...because OF COURSE I HAAAAD to watch the ENTIRE PATHETIC video. The lady in the red shirt needs a good boning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
midniterider Posted July 19, 2012 Share Posted July 19, 2012 Typical facebook posts: Pray for cancer, cancer sucks etc Went to Wong's China Garden and had general Tso's Chicken. At the doo drop inn having a beer etc also: 'I'm going to bed now.' uh.. ok that is so true You boys forgot the "I have a headache" crowd. Or the "can you believe it's raining in July?!" crowd ...look, here's a photo of my sandwich for your enjoyment Yes, I've seen the plate of food posts. I think you had to be there. Why not post pictures of their colonoscopy instead? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stryper Posted July 19, 2012 Share Posted July 19, 2012 Yes, I've seen the plate of food posts. I think you had to be there. Why not post pictures of their colonoscopy instead? I am so doing that when the time comes. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackpudd1n Posted July 19, 2012 Share Posted July 19, 2012 Typical facebook posts: Pray for cancer, cancer sucks etc Went to Wong's China Garden and had general Tso's Chicken. At the doo drop inn having a beer etc also: 'I'm going to bed now.' uh.. ok that is so true You boys forgot the "I have a headache" crowd. Or the "can you believe it's raining in July?!" crowd ...look, here's a photo of my sandwich for your enjoyment Yes, I've seen the plate of food posts. I think you had to be there. Why not post pictures of their colonoscopy instead? What about the "I look so bad in this photo" posts. Seriously, can you get any more obvious?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hazelline Posted July 20, 2012 Share Posted July 20, 2012 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
★ Citsonga ★ Posted July 20, 2012 Share Posted July 20, 2012 "Very advanced witnessing techniques are needed" implies that they are relying solely on human argumentation. So much for the empowerment of the Holy Spirit! Of course, most of the atheists I know are not sad, bitter people. Those who are bitter are generally so because of the bigotry and condescending attitudes of some religious people. After all, it can be irritating to be talked down to by ignorant, superstitious people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sarahlee Posted July 20, 2012 Share Posted July 20, 2012 I think the best part is when the flyer tells the child reading it to ignore the Holy Spirit (or whatever) when it tells them to evangelize. Isn't ignoring God disobeying God? Which will send you to hell. All roads lead to Hell, apparently. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcdaddy Posted July 20, 2012 Share Posted July 20, 2012 Don't evangelize??? It's bc they realize the power and weight and truth of our arguments. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sarahlee Posted July 20, 2012 Share Posted July 20, 2012 Believe the crotchety old goats! haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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