Kaiser01 Posted August 8, 2012 Share Posted August 8, 2012 And last, but not least... the winner of my posts for today due to mis-information, and quoting leviticus to boot.... You mean like how you gave liberty to the Cannanites, Amalikites, Philistines, American Indians, African Americans (they're cursed did'nt you know?), Egyptians and latter the Jews under your opresive religion? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaiser01 Posted August 8, 2012 Share Posted August 8, 2012 O yes, the Palestinians, dont for get them, they have freedom too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stryper Posted August 8, 2012 Share Posted August 8, 2012 And this gem... :banghead: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Thought2Much Posted August 8, 2012 Share Posted August 8, 2012 And this gem... I know that other people here at Ex-C have asked this question, and I know that I've even asked it here myself, but it bears repeating: Why the fuck is God always "testing" Christians, anyway? What the fuck is the point of that? What kind of sick, twisted "father" "tests" his children the way that God supposedly does? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thought2Much Posted August 8, 2012 Share Posted August 8, 2012 Charles Spurgeon apparently never met the people at my former church. The ones that could quote the Bible the most were also the ones that had the most completely fucked up personal lives. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcdaddy Posted August 8, 2012 Share Posted August 8, 2012 OCD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
★ Citsonga ★ Posted August 8, 2012 Share Posted August 8, 2012 And this gem... I know that other people here at Ex-C have asked this question, and I know that I've even asked it here myself, but it bears repeating: Why the fuck is God always "testing" Christians, anyway? What the fuck is the point of that? What kind of sick, twisted "father" "tests" his children the way that God supposedly does? Beyond that, what "teacher" never communicates with his/her students, but just expects the students to imagine a message in their heads or try to extract one from an anceint erroneous book of myths? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chikirin Posted August 8, 2012 Share Posted August 8, 2012 Why the fuck is God always "testing" Christians, anyway? What the fuck is the point of that? What kind of sick, twisted "father" "tests" his children the way that God supposedly does? Exactly. Life's hard enough with thieves, murderers, disease, natural disasters, etc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FeelHappy Posted August 8, 2012 Share Posted August 8, 2012 I remember being so proud when I got my widemargin canbridge goatskin bible and could start taking notes in the margin and highlight it like crazy.....sad part was paying that much attention to the actual text and not just doing a casual reading was more than my faith could handle....damn the bible for making me an atheist. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
★ Citsonga ★ Posted August 8, 2012 Share Posted August 8, 2012 I remember being so proud when I got my widemargin canbridge goatskin bible and could start taking notes in the margin and highlight it like crazy.....sad part was paying that much attention to the actual text and not just doing a casual reading was more than my faith could handle....damn the bible for making me an atheist. I had an NIV Study Bible that started falling apart from extensive use. Though I didn't mark it up as much as the exaggerated one in the picture, I did have notes and markings in it. I read the whole thing multiple times, did parallel/comparitive studies, and memorized right around 900 verses (including 3 whole epistles and a handful of other complete chapters). My in-depth Bible studies also eventually led me to the realization that it's a big, fat lie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thackerie Posted August 8, 2012 Share Posted August 8, 2012 Two-for-one special on my fb today The second poster is obviously an unsatisfied customer. If she/he was getting any "satisfaction" from Jesus, she/he wouldn't have to beg for it. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaiser01 Posted August 8, 2012 Share Posted August 8, 2012 "I wished thing's were like they were when i was young because our nation was the greatest nation in the world. And we didn't have to here anything about Gay right's because we knew it was wrong. And there was not even a gay right's. Our nation has made a mockery of our nation and to our for father's who built this great nation. Now it is nothing but a big joke. Because when we have to here about gay right's instead of the starving children in our own nation and to all the unemployed people that don't even have money to pay their house payments. But we here more about gay right's instead important thing's there is something wrong. So vote for Mitt Romney and hope that we can get our nation back to where it should be." This was a response i got from a guy when i said something about Ronald Reagan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Akheia Posted August 8, 2012 Share Posted August 8, 2012 Charles Spurgeon apparently never met the people at my former church. The ones that could quote the Bible the most were also the ones that had the most completely fucked up personal lives. I can personally attest to that. Even as I was drifting totally out of the faith, I loved my very very well-marked study Bible. (Purple in mine was for verses that made Mormons look dumb. For some reason I was totally fascinated with Mormonism--not from a "wow I should convert to this" way, but in a "wow I can't look away from that train wreck" way.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaiser01 Posted August 8, 2012 Share Posted August 8, 2012 Charles Spurgeon apparently never met the people at my former church. The ones that could quote the Bible the most were also the ones that had the most completely fucked up personal lives. I can personally attest to that. Even as I was drifting totally out of the faith, I loved my very very well-marked study Bible. (Purple in mine was for verses that made Mormons look dumb. For some reason I was totally fascinated with Mormonism--not from a "wow I should convert to this" way, but in a "wow I can't look away from that train wreck" way.) i was pretty obsessed with Mormonism for some reason, in fact i read part of the book of mormon as a Christian. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
midniterider Posted August 9, 2012 Share Posted August 9, 2012 I wonder if this guy has ever had an impossible prayer answered... People like this assume that you will just say, "Oh wow, god must be powerful...." They dont consider the people like me thinking up shit like "I shall pray hard that I can piss in each color of the rainbow simultaneously." Or how about praying that all christians grow tails by next Tuesday. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silentknight Posted August 9, 2012 Share Posted August 9, 2012 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GardenerGal Posted August 9, 2012 Share Posted August 9, 2012 I also marked my Bible up because Beth Moore did too! And then I'd write in the margins next to love verses "I am loved with an everlasting love!" "Thank you Jesus for taking away my sins!" "Thank you for making me whole!" Bbbbbbarfffffffffffff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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mcdaddy Posted August 9, 2012 Share Posted August 9, 2012 I also marked my Bible up because Beth Moore did too! And then I'd write in the margins next to love verses "I am loved with an everlasting love!" "Thank you Jesus for taking away my sins!" "Thank you for making me whole!" Bbbbbbarfffffffffffff Thats so sweet. Im sure your bf jesus loved it! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GardenerGal Posted August 9, 2012 Share Posted August 9, 2012 I also marked my Bible up because Beth Moore did too! And then I'd write in the margins next to love verses "I am loved with an everlasting love!" "Thank you Jesus for taking away my sins!" "Thank you for making me whole!" Bbbbbbarfffffffffffff Thats so sweet. Im sure your bf jesus loved it! He loves colored markers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inqui Posted August 10, 2012 Share Posted August 10, 2012 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thackerie Posted August 10, 2012 Share Posted August 10, 2012 I also marked my Bible up because Beth Moore did too! And then I'd write in the margins next to love verses "I am loved with an everlasting love!" "Thank you Jesus for taking away my sins!" "Thank you for making me whole!" Bbbbbbarfffffffffffff Thats so sweet. Im sure your bf jesus loved it! He loves colored markers! I heard he inhales. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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silentknight Posted August 10, 2012 Share Posted August 10, 2012 I want to say "Faith know's where to stick it" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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