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Faith does a lot of things to questions, none of them useful.

 

I also see that lady has a website. This is the tagline:

You are loved with an everlasting love. And underneath are the everlasting arms

Wot.

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I also see that lady has a website. This is the tagline:

You are loved with an everlasting love. And underneath are the everlasting arms

Wot.

 

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Jesus, save me from your followers!! LOL

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Considering how much damage evangelicals' "love" has done to people, I'd settle for them just ignoring everybody. I don't need that kind of "love".

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People who hold that philosophy are self destructive to the human race.

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"Yard work made possible by a healing God, and modern pharmaceuticals."

 

 

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Two-for-one special on my fb today jesus.gif

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Woooow, sexual frustration EVRYWHAR!

 

And last, but not least... the winner of my posts for today due to mis-information, and quoting leviticus to boot....

 

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Dear gods, the kind of historical rant I want to go on when I see this shit. Makes me fucking bugshit.

 

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This just makes me think of River in Firefly...

"Your bible is broken." :P

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Why is it important that what I do in this life 'matters' ?

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"Lord, in the name of Jesus, I claim healing, and TOTAL restoration in the Jesus..God see me thru right now! Give us Peace. AMEN! im claiming healing in the name of Jesus"

 

-one of my good friends; my heart just breaks knowing her pain. At the same time- WTF??

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Considering how much damage evangelicals' "love" has done to people, I'd settle for them just ignoring everybody. I don't need that kind of "love".

 

Yeah, for some reason, I'm made to think of stalkers and their "love".

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Has anyone seen this before? I've seen it three times posted on FB in the last few weeks. How did I get so many fundies in my FB friends list??

 

(ok I must be stupid I can't figure out how to add an image to a post even though i've done it before)..

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"Lord, in the name of Jesus, I claim healing, and TOTAL restoration in the Jesus..God see me thru right now! Give us Peace. AMEN! im claiming healing in the name of Jesus"

 

-one of my good friends; my heart just breaks knowing her pain. At the same time- WTF??

 

Why do fundies think they have to type out the prayer or say it where people can hear it? OH HEY LOOK SHE'S ALL SPIRITUAL AND STUFF. Didn't Jesus' ghostwriters make him say that she should pray in private, not in public?

 

I'm thinking of this total bugfuck nutcase I saw on christianpost.com who prayed in "tongues." No, seriously. Her comments were this creepy, bizarre mishmash of made-up Arabic-sounding words she thought looked like speaking in tongues. Evangelical name-it-and-claim-it theology really makes its adherents crazy.

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"Yard work made possible by a healing God, and modern pharmaceuticals."

 

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Not sure if this piece of crap has been discussed on this thread before.

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I want to respond because this is just so lunatic, but I'm not de-closeted yet and don't want to stir up shit unnecessarily.

 

Any ideas for responses that are benign but thought provoking?

 

Here's two responses Pos:

 

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A fundy posted this the other day. I think he's right in that the arrow is pointing away from the cross:

 

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Found this one today, kinda want to post this...

 

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This is blasphemy! This is madness!

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This is blasphemy! This is madness!

 

Isn't Pepsico owned by the Mormon church?

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Isn't Pepsico owned by the Mormon church?

It's not coming up on Wiki if they are. I'd imagine they're largely owned by shares, but that's me and I admittedly don't know a whole lot about business.

 

Wouldn't be the first time Christians jump the gun on something though.

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I remember hearing it was, but Snopes says not: http://www.snopes.com/cokelore/mormon.asp

 

I wonder how many fundies know that the whole "under God" thing was a very late addition to the Pledge during the Red Scare? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pledge_of_Allegiance#Addition_of_.22under_God.22

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This is blasphemy! This is madness!

 

It's not true: http://www.truthorfiction.com/rumors/p/pepsi.htm

 

It's a revamping of a slight misrepresentation of Dr. Pepper, but the truth about that one is here: http://www.truthorfiction.com/rumors/d/drpepper.htm

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I remember hearing it was, but Snopes says not: http://www.snopes.co...lore/mormon.asp

 

I wonder how many fundies know that the whole "under God" thing was a very late addition to the Pledge during the Red Scare? http://en.wikipedia.....22under_God.22

 

 

This is blasphemy! This is madness!

 

It's not true: http://www.truthorfi...ors/p/pepsi.htm

 

It's a revamping of a slight misrepresentation of Dr. Pepper, but the truth about that one is here: http://www.truthorfi.../d/drpepper.htm

 

Thanks. I guess I should have looked that up. I've believed it to be the case since before the interwebz...

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If I hadn't double-checked, I wouldn't have known at all. I was actually about to just write that I'd heard that and leave it at that. I guess I'm learning to just distrust everything I thought was true when I was fundie ;)

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My aunt is in OCD mode today with the posts:

 

Some video of a black preacher saying blacks need to leave the dem party

 

Another pic of a black guy holding a bumper sticker saying "the bro has to go"

 

Anti abortion posts.

 

 

When you are 25 and brainwashed that is one thing, but at age 65 you should be able to see what is really going on.

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