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This may have been posted already, but I just got this one:

 

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NO! They can't have success kid. THEY CAN NOT.

 

Fucking christians.

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Success kid was lost when Virgin co-opted him:

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capitalism is a meme killer

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That.. just... pisses me off.... soooo... much.. *rage*

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That.. just... pisses me off.... soooo... much.. *rage*

 

Yeah, that one really pisses me off too... because biblegod is just soooooo non-violent. WendyDoh.gif

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This may have been posted already, but I just got this one:

 

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There is just something inherently wrong with christians using internet memes.

 

It makes me feel dirty.

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So, schools are more powerful than God? Wow!

 

But yeah, it's quite ridiculous. I took my Bible to my public school and prayed frequently there. I never disrupted class with it, and I was never prohibited from doing it. Morons are the ones who claim that religion has been banned from school.

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That.. just... pisses me off.... soooo... much.. *rage*

 

 

Not allowed in schools in china either, but china produces world class students

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I just couldn't pass up sharing this one a fundy posted today:

 

"Reality is not needed to be accepted as we see but as God says it is!!"

 

 

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I just couldn't pass up sharing this one a fundy posted today:

 

"Reality is not needed to be accepted as we see but as God says it is!!"

 

"Disregard your senses and instincts and trust Mr. Invisible."

 

The passive voice makes that plain awkward to read.

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I just couldn't pass up sharing this one a fundy posted today:

 

"Reality is not needed to be accepted as we see but as God says it is!!"

 

Evidence is poo remember? You haft to remember evidence is of the devil, dinosaurs are the product of Satan and his need to deceive us.

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The fb comments on this are so hateful, it just makes me want to vomit. Christian luuuuuuvvvv, for sure. I especially like the "skull smashing" guy.

 

I know...I'm late reading this....but now I wanna go out and buy boxes and boxes of oreos! Come to think of it...I ALWAYS want to do that. Gosh those cookies are addicting!

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Apes haven't been arseholes as much as humans have been. Ergo, I'd rather descend from an ape than be made in the image of a psychopathic deity.

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I'm guessing the person who made that thinks that evolution means humans evolved from apes... I wish Christians would learn about evolution from original sources instead of apologist websites who have misunderstood it. Grrr.

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The hi-jacking of the "success kid" meme is so Christian. They are always late to what is going on in popular culture. :) This is partly why most xtian music sounds like a mixture of dull as dishwater 80s ballards and 90s Britpop.

 

I can only imagine what they will make of 21st century hip-hop.. " uh-yeah, stand up my soldiers of god,,,uh yeah, let's make it hot in this church, uh yeah,,,shorty got a bjootilicious bible...uh yeah." Please spare us all!

 

The "believe you were created in the image.." picture above is so wrong it makes my teeth itch.

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Ironically, this particular representation of Jesus looks very much like a monkey.

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Apes haven't been arseholes as much as humans have been. Ergo, I'd rather descend from an ape than be made in the image of a psychopathic deity.

 

I don't know... chimps can be pretty nasty. The young ones form gangs and have wars with rival gangs in which they kill each other. I know we're not descended from chimps, but that nastiness seems to be something that other apes are capable of. Of course, that doesn't make the Judeo-Christian god any less nasty...

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Apes haven't been arseholes as much as humans have been. Ergo, I'd rather descend from an ape than be made in the image of a psychopathic deity.

 

I don't know... chimps can be pretty nasty. The young ones form gangs and have wars with rival gangs in which they kill each other. I know we're not descended from chimps, but that nastiness seems to be something that other apes are capable of. Of course, that doesn't make the Judeo-Christian god any less nasty...

 

Even so, the christian god is still the bigger arsehole. Fuck that deity. Can't believe I ever wasted even a moment on something that doesn't even exist.

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BWHWHWHAAA

 

I wish someone would post something like this on my wall, i really do.

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family member just posted this:

 

‎"Also rejoice in our sufferings, because suffering produces perseverance, perseverance, character, and character, hope!" Romans 5:3

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