mcdaddy Posted August 29, 2012 Share Posted August 29, 2012 Funny. If I love someone just the way they are, I don't try to change them or make them be someone they're not. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BendyLine Posted August 29, 2012 Share Posted August 29, 2012 "God loves you just the way you are except when he doesn't." Makes sense. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Japedo Posted August 29, 2012 Share Posted August 29, 2012 Exactly Mcdaddy, It completely escapes them just how absurd they sound. I got a chuckle out of it, thought I'd share! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Akheia Posted August 29, 2012 Share Posted August 29, 2012 Except Jesus was a liar. He said he'd come back before everybody hearing him, physically standing with him and hearing him, would die, and he didn't. He swore his followers would do all the miracles he did, and they don't. He said he'd answer all prayers made in his name, and, well, we see how that's worked so far. So their god wants us all to be failed apocalyptic crazies? So.. Harold Camping is a shining example of what their god wants? Hm. Well, okay, but I sure don't want to be that kind of person. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
owen652 Posted August 29, 2012 Share Posted August 29, 2012 ha, I used to love Max Lucado, thought everything he said was gold. Now he makes me sick to the stomach. Yuk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thought2Much Posted August 29, 2012 Share Posted August 29, 2012 I love you just as you are. And if you don't let me change you into what I want you to be, YOU WILL BURN IN HELL FOREVER!!!!!!! Because I love you so much. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thackerie Posted August 29, 2012 Share Posted August 29, 2012 Except Jesus was a liar. He said he'd come back before everybody hearing him, physically standing with him and hearing him, would die, and he didn't. He swore his followers would do all the miracles he did, and they don't. He said he'd answer all prayers made in his name, and, well, we see how that's worked so far. So their god wants us all to be failed apocalyptic crazies? So.. Harold Camping is a shining example of what their god wants? Hm. Well, okay, but I sure don't want to be that kind of person. He was also an under-achiever. If I were god on earth, I'd have put my super powers to good use during the short time I was here. Instead of dabbing spit and dirt into one blind beggar's eye, I would have wiped out blindness entirely. Instead of curing a leper or two, I would have wiped out leprosy in a second. I would have turned that hell-hole of a desert into a fertile region. I would have done real miracles that would not leave anyone questioning my existence. What a loser! Wouldn't want to be like him at all. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freeasabird Posted August 29, 2012 Share Posted August 29, 2012 When I first saw this I thought it was a joke and I was on the funny pics thread. I can't believe there are people that would actually post this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaiser01 Posted August 29, 2012 Share Posted August 29, 2012 ^^^^^ Sounds like something Kim Jong Un would say. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stryper Posted August 29, 2012 Share Posted August 29, 2012 I love you just as you are. And if you don't let me change you into what I want you to be, YOU WILL BURN IN HELL FOREVER!!!!!!! Because I love you so much. Exactly..... Emotional manipulation. I beat you because I love you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LifeCycle Posted August 29, 2012 Share Posted August 29, 2012 I love you just as you are. And if you don't let me change you into what I want you to be, YOU WILL BURN IN HELL FOREVER!!!!!!! Because I love you so much. Hahaha, love it... Kinda touches on my signature line. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lilith666 Posted August 29, 2012 Share Posted August 29, 2012 I used to think that was so profound and inspiring. Why did I not see the irony? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GardenerGal Posted August 29, 2012 Share Posted August 29, 2012 A Catholic friend shared this. I think we laughed for different reasons, but funny nonetheless! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GardenerGal Posted August 29, 2012 Share Posted August 29, 2012 I used to think that was so profound and inspiring. Why did I not see the irony? lol, same here! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wings Posted August 29, 2012 Share Posted August 29, 2012 A Catholic friend shared this. I think we laughed for different reasons, but funny nonetheless! Hahahaha.... GG, this pretty much made my day. So funny that I'm printing it off and hanging it on my wall. I don't know it's supposed to be sarcastic or not, but hilarious! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wings Posted August 29, 2012 Share Posted August 29, 2012 I love you just as you are. And if you don't let me change you into what I want you to be, YOU WILL BURN IN HELL FOREVER!!!!!!! Because I love you so much. If this isn't already a meme, it should be. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thought2Much Posted August 29, 2012 Share Posted August 29, 2012 I love you just as you are. And if you don't let me change you into what I want you to be, YOU WILL BURN IN HELL FOREVER!!!!!!! Because I love you so much. If this isn't already a meme, it should be. I'm pretty sure others have said something similar before in the forums. It does have the makings of a good meme, though. "I love you just as you are. [do x-good thing], or YOU WILL BURN IN HELL FOREVER!!!!!!! Because I love you so much." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderator TrueFreedom Posted August 30, 2012 Moderator Share Posted August 30, 2012 Keep telling yourself that... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silentknight Posted August 30, 2012 Share Posted August 30, 2012 Keep telling yourself that... They're right. Not believing doesn't make him not exist. Him not existing makes him not exist. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thought2Much Posted August 30, 2012 Share Posted August 30, 2012 Belief in God does not prove his existence. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderator TrueFreedom Posted August 30, 2012 Moderator Share Posted August 30, 2012 Some seem to be convinced that belief implies existence. I suppose this God does exist in the same sense that he ever has....in their minds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silentknight Posted August 30, 2012 Share Posted August 30, 2012 He'd certainly have no influence on the world if no one believed in him. So in that sense, belief = existence if it's merely through actions taken in his name. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Akheia Posted August 30, 2012 Share Posted August 30, 2012 Unbelief in Hera doesn't erase her existence either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lunaticheathen Posted August 30, 2012 Share Posted August 30, 2012 Osiris died for your crops. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Akheia Posted August 30, 2012 Share Posted August 30, 2012 You may not believe in Persephone, but Persephone believes in you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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