falemon Posted December 1, 2012 Share Posted December 1, 2012 I think I just threw up a little. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dona_priscilla Posted December 1, 2012 Share Posted December 1, 2012 I could post a few of the photos my Facebook resident fundy posts, but they're usually so many! The entire content of their FB page qualifies for this thread. First, they are a husband and wife who share a FB profile, so I never know who's posting what. Predictably, the bible is listed as one of their favorite books. However, they also have listed a book called Pigs in the Parlor. Anyone heard of that one? I checked and it looks insane. They "like" the most bizarre evangelists, of course believe in hell and demons... extremely supersticious. The guy claims to have seen angels once. You would think they're an old uneducated couple, but they're in their early forties, with college degrees, and the guy is a district attorney. Intense religious superstition must cause irreversible brain damage in some people... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
falemon Posted December 1, 2012 Share Posted December 1, 2012 Intense religious superstition must cause irreversible brain damage in some people I had wondered about that, hearing the voice of God, seeing angels and demons ... oh dear :| So glad I never had such a gift of the spirit, eh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
inorbit Posted December 1, 2012 Share Posted December 1, 2012 Predictably, the bible is listed as one of their favorite books. However, they also have listed a book called Pigs in the Parlor. Anyone heard of that one? I checked and it looks insane. A quick Google search for the title lead me to this page. I almost spat out my coffee, if I had been drinking any: http://www.demonbuster.com/howtoid6.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BendyLine Posted December 1, 2012 Share Posted December 1, 2012 Demon Buster! That's one of my favorite looney sites ever. Even when I was still drinkin' the Cool-Aid I would make fun of that site. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Positivist Posted December 1, 2012 Share Posted December 1, 2012 A quick Google search for the title lead me to this page. I almost spat out my coffee, if I had been drinking any: http://www.demonbust...m/howtoid6.html Demon-busters? Thank gawd I made it outta the cult. Who knows what kind of nuttiness I'd be indulging in? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mymistake Posted December 1, 2012 Share Posted December 1, 2012 Predictably, the bible is listed as one of their favorite books. However, they also have listed a book called Pigs in the Parlor. Anyone heard of that one? I checked and it looks insane. A quick Google search for the title lead me to this page. I almost spat out my coffee, if I had been drinking any: http://www.demonbust...m/howtoid6.html From that website: "WARNING SIGNALS - POSSIBLE NEED FOR DELIVERANCE Characteristics noted below merit a closer look when they are pronounced, persistent or recurrent over a period of time, or progressive - tending to become more, rather than less, extreme. The following thumbnail descriptions of behavior can be a call for help: 1. Confused or disordered thinking: loss of touch with reality - delusions (persistence of erroneous convictions in the face of contrary evidence) - hallucinations; disconnected speech." The website "How To Identify And Detect A Demon" is a cry for help! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ConureDelSol Posted December 2, 2012 Share Posted December 2, 2012 Not specifically a xtian thing, but it might as well be: I am resisting the urge to say some very harsh words. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
owen652 Posted December 2, 2012 Share Posted December 2, 2012 hmm.. I thought maybe my poor diet was the reason behind my tiredness and lack of sleep, but I guess I'm just demon-possessed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stryper Posted December 2, 2012 Share Posted December 2, 2012 Predictably, the bible is listed as one of their favorite books. However, they also have listed a book called Pigs in the Parlor. Anyone heard of that one? I checked and it looks insane. A quick Google search for the title lead me to this page. I almost spat out my coffee, if I had been drinking any: http://www.demonbust...m/howtoid6.html Dude needs a web designer STAT. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
midniterider Posted December 3, 2012 Share Posted December 3, 2012 Predictably, the bible is listed as one of their favorite books. However, they also have listed a book called Pigs in the Parlor. Anyone heard of that one? I checked and it looks insane. A quick Google search for the title lead me to this page. I almost spat out my coffee, if I had been drinking any: http://www.demonbust...m/howtoid6.html Dude needs a web designer STAT. From the demonbuster page: "Magical arts, divination, wizardry, jugglers, enchantments....." Jugglers...lol 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
falemon Posted December 3, 2012 Share Posted December 3, 2012 Predictably, the bible is listed as one of their favorite books. However, they also have listed a book called Pigs in the Parlor. Anyone heard of that one? I checked and it looks insane. A quick Google search for the title lead me to this page. I almost spat out my coffee, if I had been drinking any: http://www.demonbust...m/howtoid6.html Dude needs a web designer STAT. Let us pray pay for him Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
new2me Posted December 3, 2012 Share Posted December 3, 2012 This friend isn't even a fundie... I really want to respond "AND SO DOES A JUG OF MILK!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tzarza Posted December 3, 2012 Share Posted December 3, 2012 This friend isn't even a fundie... I really want to respond "AND SO DOES A JUG OF MILK!" Haha, yea I thought the whole 'God has three responses' bit was 1. Not biblical, and 2. Beyond logically destroyed. I'm surprised to see it! I'm reposting something I originally meant to put on this thread, though I couldn't find it at the time. [OP: Prayer before meals!! "GOOD DOGS"!] http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U6bL83U_AZc [OP comment: Dogs are Humans too, we should treat and teach them well also!! ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Positivist Posted December 3, 2012 Share Posted December 3, 2012 This one today, posted by a pastor who has a chronic painful condition for which he has prayed for decades, traveled afar for various medical treatments, and has now just had another surgery for the condition to alleviate his pain. I just don't get it. "Nobody else was"? All his praying fans, not to mention the nurses and docs that were there for him even though his god wasn't. Gawd. The lunacy. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sybaris Posted December 5, 2012 Share Posted December 5, 2012 A cousin just posted a video of her 5 year old son saying "his monthly verse". Of course she and her fundy friends commented how "awesome" (do christians own the word awesome?) it is. ..............and the brainwashing continues Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HitchWithMe Posted December 5, 2012 Share Posted December 5, 2012 Saw a fantastic bumper sticker the other day: "Jesus loves you - everybody else thinks you're an asshole" http://cdn1.bigcommerce.com/server800/a9579/products/2136/images/712/Jesus_Loves_You_Everyone_Else_Thinks_Youre_An_Asshole__87349.1326178139.1280.1280.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stryper Posted December 5, 2012 Share Posted December 5, 2012 saw a church sign the other day that said something to the effect that Christmas was about receiving, not giving. on the reverse, the sign said What's the big deal about Christmas; eternal life is a free gift. To both of these I was like, Cause the gift weren't free. Given the blood thirstiness of god somebody HAD to die. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Pixie Posted December 5, 2012 Share Posted December 5, 2012 Hello everyone. I must tell you that this thread has been so enlightening for me as I have been reading it for a while now as a lurker. So many wonderful points have been brought up. It surely has given me lots to think about. It's all so scary and exciting at the same time. Some of the comments make me laugh because of the many doubts I have been having. I have had a lot of questions answered because of this thread. Thanks a lot. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderator TrueFreedom Posted December 5, 2012 Moderator Share Posted December 5, 2012 Hello everyone. I must tell you that this thread has been so enlightening for me as I have been reading it for a while now as a lurker. So many wonderful points have been brought up. It surely has given me lots to think about. It's all so scary and exciting at the same time. Some of the comments make me laugh because of the many doubts I have been having. I have had a lot of questions answered because of this thread. Thanks a lot. It's nice to hear from you, Pixie. Feel free start a thread on a topic that you have questions about. This is a good place to vent as well. Sometimes it's hard being an unbeliever in a believing community. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silentknight Posted December 5, 2012 Share Posted December 5, 2012 This one is just weird... i think she wants to have secks with cheesus: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
new2me Posted December 5, 2012 Share Posted December 5, 2012 This one is just weird... i think she wants to have secks with cheesus: Eeeeewww. That is so totally creepy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
falemon Posted December 5, 2012 Share Posted December 5, 2012 This one is just weird... i think she wants to have secks with cheesus: All my suspicions are now confirmed, Jesus is the original hippie, the don diggidy fa' shizzo, greatest sex icon of all time, bringing women to the knees for over 2000 years. Now I understand why he must've thought he was God. Mofo had the power to erect the dead, the cross, omg, it's like he's trying to stick one in the ground! lolol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
new2me Posted December 5, 2012 Share Posted December 5, 2012 Thing is, I remember attending a fundy church and talking with a friend, wondering why God didn't bring someone into my life. I was very lonely. She told me that Jesus wanted to be my husband first, that he wanted me all to himself for a while. Even then, that just didn't compute with me. I mean dude, I love you, but I'm not IN love with you. The whole thing just came off as very creepy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thought2Much Posted December 5, 2012 Share Posted December 5, 2012 Thing is, I remember attending a fundy church and talking with a friend, wondering why God didn't bring someone into my life. I was very lonely. She told me that Jesus wanted to be my husband first, that he wanted me all to himself for a while. Even then, that just didn't compute with me. I mean dude, I love you, but I'm not IN love with you. The whole thing just came off as very creepy. I recall thinking to myself (since I could never actually say this out loud) whenever someone said something like that to me before I met my wife, "Yeah, but I can't exactly have sex with Jesus, can I? And even if I could, since I'm a guy, that's not exactly smiled upon in the church, is it?" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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