Eugene39 Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 Does this mean that we woman are gay too??? I touched myself once................. Not only that, but every woman is one kiss away from being a lesbian. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderator Margee Posted September 20, 2011 Moderator Share Posted September 20, 2011 Does this mean that we woman are gay too??? I touched myself once................. Not only that, but every woman is one kiss away from being a lesbian. Eugene! I kissed a girl once too! I am as gay as the rest of them! I am gay, happy and free! I can finally come out of the closet! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShackledNoMore Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 Does this mean that we woman are gay too??? I touched myself once................. Not only that, but every woman is one kiss away from being a lesbian. Eugene! I kissed a girl once too! I am as gay as the rest of them! I am gay, happy and free! I can finally come out of the closet! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cracked Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 Does this mean that we woman are gay too??? I touched myself once................. Not only that, but every woman is one kiss away from being a lesbian. Eugene! I kissed a girl once too! I am as gay as the rest of them! I am gay, happy and free! I can finally come out of the closet! I think you're enjoying this a bit much. Religion would have no part of people like you, and people like you are the reason religion exists in the first place. Now quit acting like a "Human," and start feeling guilty about something. I need to go and wipe my butt now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderator Margee Posted September 20, 2011 Moderator Share Posted September 20, 2011 Does this mean that we woman are gay too??? I touched myself once................. Not only that, but every woman is one kiss away from being a lesbian. Eugene! I kissed a girl once too! I am as gay as the rest of them! I am gay, happy and free! I can finally come out of the closet! I think you're enjoying this a bit much. Religion would have no part of people like you, and people like you are the reason religion exists in the first place. Now quit acting like a "Human," and start feeling guilty about something. I need to go and wipe my butt now. Cracked! help me!! I am going to repent -now! Please god , take away my sick tendencies!! It's a miracle - there gone! I'm normal again!!!!! I hate normal! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cracked Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 Cracked! help me!! I am going to repent -now! Please god , take away my sick tendencies!! It's a miracle - there gone! I'm normal again!!!!! I hate normal! Without religion, we would be just like everyone else. I love life, and I love (touching) myself. But it's better when we get to share ourselves... Kind of like masturbating in a Mall. Not that I've ever done that, yet. I blame my Christian upbringing, for my immoral, heathen ways. I am a product of the cult I was raised in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaiser01 Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 as we all know most christians assosiate any form of sexual activity out of marriage is a "sin" and so thats why they veiw masturbation the way they do. the brain is actualy altered after masturbation becuase it becomes slugish due to the loss of energy in the body and most christians inturpret it as some kind of super giult. this is why you get the idea of masturbation is homosexulaity, their trying to fight their own desiers by bashing the rest of the world for doing it. their in denial. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Foxy Methoxy Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 The official Christian guide to what is gay and what is not gay: Did you enjoy it? - Gay Did you not enjoy it? - Not Gay Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlphaToOmega Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 The official Christian guide to what is gay and what is not gay: Did you enjoy it? - Gay Did you not enjoy it? - Not Gay So that's how these preachers that have sex with other men get away with it. They didn't really enjoy it! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoulofSilver Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 I am gay at least once a day then. Twice, sometimes! Which would make me a lesbian, which means that I really really hate men and am jealous and their filthy flesh wiener as I sit being gay thinking about their flesh wiener. I'm so lost. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PeaceOfMind Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 I can, like, totally help you not be gay. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Falloutdude Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 Another one: Quote# 62318 No, God's Penis is not a biological organ. I never said God's Penis was the same as man's penis. Obviously it wouldn't be. That is why I pointed out God has a Holy, Righteous Penis. That is to say, it's not the same as man's corrupted, fleshy one. As I said when this subject first came up, once again: Penises are not just for sex & peeing. It is only because man is evil that he thinks of penises exclusively in those terms. Man is made in the image of God the Father. That is the primary reason why man has a penis. You cannot insert your evil prejudicial ideas of man's penis onto God - which is exactly what you are doing. God's Penis is not equal to man's penis. It's really not hard to understand. http://www.fstdt.com....aspx?QID=62318 LMFAO!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Falloutdude Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 I am gay at least once a day then. Twice, sometimes! Which would make me a lesbian, which means that I really really hate men and am jealous and their filthy flesh wiener as I sit being gay thinking about their flesh wiener. I'm so lost. i can help with this 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Foxy Methoxy Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 The official Christian guide to what is gay and what is not gay: Did you enjoy it? - Gay Did you not enjoy it? - Not Gay So that's how these preachers that have sex with other men get away with it. They didn't really enjoy it! And now you understand all there is to know about Christianity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlphaToOmega Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 The official Christian guide to what is gay and what is not gay: Did you enjoy it? - Gay Did you not enjoy it? - Not Gay So that's how these preachers that have sex with other men get away with it. They didn't really enjoy it! And now you understand all there is to know about Christianity. I have cum full circle and am now enlightened. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onyx Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 Does it mean that when I masturbate about men, that I'm straight? Time for a few shots of good ol' Jags and blonde bogan women on holden utes! What a logic! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vomit Comet Posted September 21, 2011 Share Posted September 21, 2011 Speaking of God Dong, Some kabbalists believe the Trinity is expressed as a pregnant hermaphrodite. God has a penis, a womb, and self impregnates. Weird concept, but it makes more sense than the father, son, and holy ghost concept. Sometimes I find myself wishing I were a hermaphrodite. But I would want the vagina to be right around where my diaphragm is. That way, all I have to do is sit on the ground and lean forward... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vomit Comet Posted September 21, 2011 Share Posted September 21, 2011 I touched myself once................. Only once? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Foxy Methoxy Posted September 21, 2011 Share Posted September 21, 2011 Speaking of God Dong, Some kabbalists believe the Trinity is expressed as a pregnant hermaphrodite. God has a penis, a womb, and self impregnates. Weird concept, but it makes more sense than the father, son, and holy ghost concept. Sometimes I find myself wishing I were a hermaphrodite. But I would want the vagina to be right around where my diaphragm is. That way, all I have to do is sit on the ground and lean forward... That would make Yoga class more interesting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShackledNoMore Posted September 21, 2011 Share Posted September 21, 2011 Speaking of God Dong, Some kabbalists believe the Trinity is expressed as a pregnant hermaphrodite. God has a penis, a womb, and self impregnates. Weird concept, but it makes more sense than the father, son, and holy ghost concept. Sometimes I find myself wishing I were a hermaphrodite. But I would want the vagina to be right around where my diaphragm is. That way, all I have to do is sit on the ground and lean forward... The following is too crass to just post, so I'm hiding it behind those patented, Vomit Comet style spoiler bars. Expand only at your own discretion. There once was a man from Nantucket Whose cock was so long he could suck it He said with a grin As he wiped off his chin If my ear were a cunt, I would fuck it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShackledNoMore Posted September 21, 2011 Share Posted September 21, 2011 Speaking of God Dong, Some kabbalists believe the Trinity is expressed as a pregnant hermaphrodite. God has a penis, a womb, and self impregnates. Weird concept, but it makes more sense than the father, son, and holy ghost concept. Sometimes I find myself wishing I were a hermaphrodite. But I would want the vagina to be right around where my diaphragm is. That way, all I have to do is sit on the ground and lean forward... I wonder whether that would make you gay or whether it would be a special exception to the "masturbation is a form of homosexuality" rule? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DesertBob Posted September 21, 2011 Share Posted September 21, 2011 Quote# 62318God has a Holy, Righteous Penis. Just how in the hell do they know that? Think of the pressure of coming up with a new three-point sermon at least once a week that won't put people to sleep. This started out as an attempt to come up with a provocative, got-you-to-listen concept that turned out to be based on a Freudian slip. Hilarious! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderator Margee Posted September 21, 2011 Moderator Share Posted September 21, 2011 I touched myself once................. Only once? O.K Vomit............twice.............. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Foxy Methoxy Posted September 21, 2011 Share Posted September 21, 2011 That's it, Shackled? You were too shy to say cunt out in the open? Sometimes the only thing that keeps me going are posts that contain the word cunt. Why, if I had a cunt, I'd be fisting the cream out if it right this very moment even if that were gay in God's eyes. And if God called me gay, I'd tell him to stop being a cunt. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Falloutdude Posted September 21, 2011 Share Posted September 21, 2011 With this kind of logic, the virgin Mary couldn't possibly of been a virgin if she "touched" herself. Does this mean that we woman are gay too??? I touched myself once................. Only once? I do this at least every other day, at least....ha ha ha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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