ShackledNoMore Posted September 21, 2011 Share Posted September 21, 2011 That's it, Shackled? You were too shy to say cunt out in the open? Sometimes the only thing that keeps me going are posts that contain the word cunt. Why, if I had a cunt, I'd be fisting the cream out if it right this very moment even if that were gay in God's eyes. And if God called me gay, I'd tell him to stop being a cunt. Nah, it wasn't just the use of the word "cunt." I've observed instances where offense was taken when talk about sexuality got too graphic. I was worried that overall, the limerick might cross the line for community standards among the more sensitive here. For the record: I am not a fan of propagating taboos. In an ideal world, it is my personal opinion that I should not have felt the need to hide this limerick behind a spoiler, and it actually bothers me that we live in a culture where something as natural as sex has been turned into such a taboo that the thought came up that this would be too offensive. I think it's really another fine legacy from a toxic religion. Or maybe I just need to be ballsier. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Foxy Methoxy Posted September 21, 2011 Share Posted September 21, 2011 I'm only messing around. You're fine just the way you are. I don't mean to be such a cunt sometimes ;-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShackledNoMore Posted September 21, 2011 Share Posted September 21, 2011 I'm only messing around. You're fine just the way you are. I don't mean to be such a cunt sometimes ;-) Out, damned goodie-two shoe residue! Out I say! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
openpalm45 Posted September 23, 2011 Share Posted September 23, 2011 This is kind of on topic... When I was 15, me and my sweet, young, innocent, godly, god loving, god fearing christian girl friends would get together about once a week, before church, to hold each other accountable to not masturbating. We all masturbated, and felt it was wrong, so we tried to help each other quit. It never worked. For any of us. I wonder what that says about us? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thought2Much Posted September 23, 2011 Share Posted September 23, 2011 I wonder what that says about us? That you were able to talk about masturbation a hell of a lot more easily and openly than I ever was, at any age. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
openpalm45 Posted September 23, 2011 Share Posted September 23, 2011 I wonder what that says about us? That you were able to talk about masturbation a hell of a lot more easily and openly than I ever was, at any age. Yeah, I've been pretty comfortable talking about it for a while. I was in a christian college this past year, and we discussed masturbation. I was the only woman who was comfortable enough in the whole class, to admit that I ever masturbated. The rest of the girls just tried to pass it off as a "guy issue". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
openpalm45 Posted September 23, 2011 Share Posted September 23, 2011 I wonder what that says about us? That you were able to talk about masturbation a hell of a lot more easily and openly than I ever was, at any age. Of course, at 15, I was also desperate to get "sin" out of my life. I thought being held accountable was the only thing that would help me. But as I said, it didnt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ireckinso Posted September 23, 2011 Share Posted September 23, 2011 Awww cum on! Masturbation Rocks! Oh wait maybe thats why its a sin.... Question...does it make you a homosexual if your wife screws you with a strap-on? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chosendarkness Posted September 23, 2011 Share Posted September 23, 2011 Jesus masturbated. He did it while thinking about big titties and humping hot middle eastern chicks. He jizzed all over himself. Just like any other normal person in the whole fucking world. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PeaceOfMind Posted September 25, 2011 Share Posted September 25, 2011 http://www.p4cm.com/p4cm/video/dameco_ex_masturbator_testimony Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderator Margee Posted September 25, 2011 Moderator Share Posted September 25, 2011 http://www.p4cm.com/...bator_testimony Oh my - I guess I've seen it all now!! I wonder why it took god 7 whole years to 'deliver' her? During that time, she was probably screaming out in guilt, frustration, anger at herself - she may even have wanted to commit suicide??? Why 7 years?? Did it take god that long to get the devil out of her hand??? P.S......... they sell Ex - masturbator and Ex -hypocrite shirts on this site. Wonder if I could order an EX -christian shirt?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stamps1962 Posted September 26, 2011 Share Posted September 26, 2011 Many years ago in my late teens when I was starting to decide it was all BS, we had a new young pastor at our church who started peppering his Sunday night sermons with a lot of political and social crap I was sitting in the back row with a slightly younger guy who was in the same boat of disbelief as I was but who like had to be there because he still lived at home. The pastor was waxing on about then evils of masturbation and made the comment that when you do this you are 'depriving your future spouse of what is rightfully hers." My friend, way too loundy muttered, 'Well next time I'll squirt it in an ice cube tray and freeze it for later.' I will never forget the look on the faces of some of these fundies around us. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overcame Faith Posted September 26, 2011 Share Posted September 26, 2011 http://www.p4cm.com/...bator_testimony Oh my - I guess I've seen it all now!! I wonder why it took god 7 whole years to 'deliver' her? During that time, she was probably screaming out in guilt, frustration, anger at herself - she may even have wanted to commit suicide??? Why 7 years?? Did it take god that long to get the devil out of her hand??? P.S......... they sell Ex - masturbator and Ex -hypocrite shirts on this site. Wonder if I could order an EX -christian shirt?? She stole my online name...... Almost...... Back in January, P4CM member Dameco wrote a blog on her myspace entitled Overcoming Masturbation, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShackledNoMore Posted September 26, 2011 Share Posted September 26, 2011 The pastor was waxing on about then evils of masturbation and made the comment that when you do this you are 'depriving your future spouse of what is rightfully hers." My friend, way too loundy muttered, 'Well next time I'll squirt it in an ice cube tray and freeze it for later.' There you go! Since it gets reabsorbed into your body if you don't ejaculate, God WANTS you to masturbate every day and freeze the ejaculate! Then, when you get married, you can give your wife the ten gallons of frozen cum that's rightfully hers instead of depriving her of it by not masturbating and having it reabsorb into your body! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShackledNoMore Posted September 26, 2011 Share Posted September 26, 2011 http://www.p4cm.com/p4cm/video/dameco_ex_masturbator_testimony This woman is just so sick that I can't work up the gumption for a five paragraph rant. This sort of thing screws up a lot of people and really makes the population at large more dysfunctional. I think she quit the wrong thing. It wasn't mastrubation that was the source of her guilt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TreeFroggie Posted September 27, 2011 Share Posted September 27, 2011 "Whatever your hand finds to do, do it with all your might" Ecclesiastes 9:10 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Suzy Posted September 27, 2011 Author Share Posted September 27, 2011 The pastor was waxing on about then evils of masturbation and made the comment that when you do this you are 'depriving your future spouse of what is rightfully hers." My friend, way too loundy muttered, 'Well next time I'll squirt it in an ice cube tray and freeze it for later.' I will never forget the look on the faces of some of these fundies around us. BTW, your pastor was maybe right about the reason why masturbation and homosexuality were considered wrong. I have read somewhere that the ancient Jews thought that sperm can run out. So every time when someone is involved in a sexual activity that cannot produce children he is wasting his sperm - and that's why it's a sin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eugene39 Posted September 27, 2011 Share Posted September 27, 2011 I have read somewhere that the ancient Jews thought that sperm can run out. So every time when someone is involved in a sexual activity that cannot produce children he is wasting his sperm - and that's why it's a sin. Too bad, women couldn't have been involved in "religion making". No woman that I know has ever thought we would run out! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DesertBob Posted September 27, 2011 Share Posted September 27, 2011 The pastor was waxing on about then evils of masturbation and made the comment that when you do this you are 'depriving your future spouse of what is rightfully hers." My friend, way too loundy muttered, 'Well next time I'll squirt it in an ice cube tray and freeze it for later.' I will never forget the look on the faces of some of these fundies around us. BTW, your pastor was maybe right about the reason why masturbation and homosexuality were considered wrong. I have read somewhere that the ancient Jews thought that sperm can run out. So every time when someone is involved in a sexual activity that cannot produce children he is wasting his sperm - and that's why it's a sin. See here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Onan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YellowJacket Posted September 27, 2011 Share Posted September 27, 2011 I couldn't even watch that whole video. BTW masturbation has been around alot longer than porn, and back in my day, there was pretty much no way a small girl could come across porn. but that didn't stop the masturbation. cuz pretty much all primates do it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yrth Posted September 27, 2011 Share Posted September 27, 2011 under this logic, technically, they ought to be worried about defecation. After all, that feeling of having your pincher forced open by an extra large log has got to have at least a few things in common with catching another man's penis. Just saying. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Foxy Methoxy Posted September 27, 2011 Share Posted September 27, 2011 I didn't need porn to start masturbating either. I had never seen a naked woman and I was making my own bangers and mash. The first time I had an orgasm, I thought I invented something new. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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