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Starting A New Religion


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and I don't know why everybody is taking is so seriously.

 

I doubt anyone is taking him seriously anymore than when we play the god game just to unravel the poor logic. I.e., just because we pretend there is a god for a moment to point out that he is evil does not actually mean we believe in an evil god. It's just an intellectual exercise, as is this.

 

I'll play devil's advocate, then.

 

I think there are some pretty good guidelines out there for starting a religion- but it'll be all for naught if you lack the charisma to pull it off. And it's no good as a get-rich-QUICK scheme. You're gonna have to do just like Jesus and prey on the poor and broken at first so that you can build up a base. From THERE maybe you can sell it to the wealthy and powerful (like Romans in the case of christianity, or celebrities in the case of Scientology). But that's a big leap, and I'm really not sure how you make it.

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People have been selling other people crap since people and crap were invented. Why should religion be different? Chosen's brand of lunacy would be just as true as Jim Bakker's, Any idiot that would believe him is going to buy pet rocks and gas mileage enhancer, so why not get some ot the booty?

"There must of necessity be offense in the world, but woe to him by whom the offense comes".

 

Jesus said words to that effect at some point, and it's one of the better things to have allegedly come out of his mouth.

 

I don't buy the "someone's going to do it so it may as well be me" concept, unless "it" is something that decreases the entropy of the collective consciousness. Religion just makes people less connected to reality and less self aware.

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People have been selling other people crap since people and crap were invented. Why should religion be different? Chosen's brand of lunacy would be just as true as Jim Bakker's, Any idiot that would believe him is going to buy pet rocks and gas mileage enhancer, so why not get some ot the booty?

"There must of necessity be offense in the world, but woe to him by whom the offense comes".

 

Jesus said words to that effect at some point, and it's one of the better things to have allegedly come out of his mouth.

 

I don't buy the "someone's going to do it so it may as well be me" concept, unless "it" is something that decreases the entropy of the collective consciousness. Religion just makes people less connected to reality and less self aware.

 

People have been selling other people crap since people and crap were invented. Why should religion be different? Chosen's brand of lunacy would be just as true as Jim Bakker's, Any idiot that would believe him is going to buy pet rocks and gas mileage enhancer, so why not get some ot the booty?

"There must of necessity be offense in the world, but woe to him by whom the offense comes".

 

Jesus said words to that effect at some point, and it's one of the better things to have allegedly come out of his mouth.

 

I don't buy the "someone's going to do it so it may as well be me" concept, unless "it" is something that decreases the entropy of the collective consciousness. Religion just makes people less connected to reality and less self aware.

 

People who believe such things don't understand the idea of personal responsibility and integrity.

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If I started a movement, it would be based on the idea that we have all the power inside of us, and I'd try to get creative with it from there.

So what you're saying is because you don't know what it is yourself, you will create a fraud for others as some sort of an attack on the genuine article out of your own personal frustration and resentments for feeling cheated youself? If you had something to offer that was genuine, you wouldn't need to fake it.

 

i'd want to have stories and adventures in it. I think it would be fun, and believing in yourself is always a good thing.

Then why not teach sincerely? Why create any fiction?

 

I can see how people see it as lies, sometimes I look at it that way. But sometimes I also look at it as imagination. If I create something then it exists on some level, even if it's in the mind. I'm creator of worlds and ideas. I can create gods or destroy them, so can anyone else.

Using various religious symbols can be useful in religious expression and experience, but if they are understood non-literally, then the question of them being a lie is an entirely moot point. If you mean you want to find meaningful symbols, that is something different than just create a bill of goods to sell people. The former is legitimate, the latter is pathetic.

 

To me religion isn't bad, it's about having faith and emotion, regardless if it's true or not. Religion is about faith, not facts. Faith is not a lie. If you try to say religion is facts then that's a lie. Fundamentalism is all about religion being facts, not good.

Religion is more than just about faith and emotions, and if it is experienced legitimately, and authentically, then it is in fact, true. The experience reveals truth. That the symbols are not scientific facts is irrelevant. Again though, if you are wanting to offer something valid and genuine to people for their benefit, then why such an underlying tone of cynicism?

 

Also I would make money off of Christians if I could, I don't have a problem creating religious paraphernalia for profit.

This smacks of what I said in my first reply above in the post. It sounds like you want to hurt others because of some internal frustration. Forgive me, but it sounds like you want to strike at God, so to speak. This is about some form of twisted self-empowerment by exploiting and hurting those who 'are stupid enough to believe this shit', like you were.

 

Even though I don't like the bad part of cults, I like the idea of cults in general. It's so underground, kinda cool. I'm a big fan of Lovecraft and his Cthulhu cult stories. Having an evil underground cult sounds fun too, as long as no one gets hurt or does anything illegal. Satanists are all about believing in yourself, but Satan is too 80's for me.

If you're just talking about creating a fictional fantasy religious for kick, like some sci-fi reality where people wear silly costumes and all, go for it! That is not one bit like what you're suggesting, preying on people's desires, as silly as how they try to find that may go some times through their ignorance. Educate others, help them, don't fleece them in some sort of twisted self-empowerment.

 

Start a real religion, if you have something real to offer. Otherwise, find some other way to do good.

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People who believe such things don't understand the idea of personal responsibility and integrity.

 

Sweeping generalizations anyone?

 

Religion is a very profitable business, nothing more. I don't have the sales skills or the lack of conscience to succeed at it, but if I did I'd certainly try to turn a buck.

 

And A-man, I consider the term "real religion" an oxymoron.

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People who believe such things don't understand the idea of personal responsibility and integrity.

 

Sweeping generalizations anyone?

 

Religion is a very profitable business, nothing more. I don't have the sales skills or the lack of conscience to succeed at it, but if I did I'd certainly try to turn a buck.

 

And A-man, I consider the term "real religion" an oxymoron.

 

So you're saying someone that who would deceive masses of people for personal gain under the excuse that "someone else will do it instead" is someone who understands and values their own personal responsibility to do what is right? And to protect their own integrity?

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And A-man, I consider the term "real religion" an oxymoron.

Being the specialist on religion you are, from your single square with your single point of view... ;)

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You high and mighty fucktwats are all full of shit. "It's so wrong, it's so wrong! I would never ever lie or try to make money in a less-than honest way"

 

Bullshit. Your just like all the other religious wackos that try to act moral in order to feel right about your views. Hypocrites.

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Lemme get this straight, we are not sociopathic, therefore we are hypocrites. :Hmm:

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You high and mighty fucktwats are all full of shit. "It's so wrong, it's so wrong! I would never ever lie or try to make money in a less-than honest way"

Didn't you say just this, that you would have no conscious over lying to others to make a buck? What was it you said here, "Also I would make money off of Christians if I could, I don't have a problem creating religious paraphernalia for profit.". That is a lie. You do not believe it in, yet you exploit others beliefs for your gain! That is lying. That is falsehood. That is insincerity.

 

Bullshit. Your just like all the other religious wackos that try to act moral in order to feel right about your views. Hypocrites.

One finger pointing at others; four fingers pointing back at yourself. Your anger proves one thing. Truth burns. This smacks to me of a payback to your old belief in God by fleecing those who still believe. Aren't you better than this yet?

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Salesmen lie to sell everyday. Cars, diets, vitamins, cures, the list is endless. Why suppose religion off limits? I'm supposed to be too moral to lie to christians yet cheating on taxes, girlfriends, and resumes is forgivable?

 

But A-man, I am nothing if not consistent.

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Salesmen lie to sell everyday. Cars, diets, vitamins, cures, the list is endless. Why suppose religion off limits?

I don't suppose religion is off limits. What you makes you imagine I do? I think many salesmen, not all as I am friends with a few who have found skill in this, are in fact without conscience. I find that number to be reprehensible, shallow, and immoral; blood suckers that with enough skill become CEOs, and even more politicians or senators. Next point? Of course they suck the marrow out of those hungry for truth. What's your point? Is it religion or salesmen you hate?

 

I'm supposed to be too moral to lie to christians yet cheating on taxes, girlfriends, and resumes is forgivable?

 

But A-man, I am nothing if not consistent.

Search your own conscious. Don't let other tell you from outside what is truth. It's your own conscious that you live with.

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Salesmen who lies are assholes. People who use religion to lie are assholes.

 

Why are you calling us hypocrites because we are saying that lying and stealing money from people is wrong?

 

You're fucking nuts.

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Do you realize that you have admitted to doing wrong, and are justifying it by saying that we are religious wackos who care about morality?

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I tend to agree that you don't have to sell a lie to make it fly.

 

Protesting is big right now.

 

You can start with the Mega churches in your town.

 

If you really want to make a splash, try to get them to kick the shit out of you. It works like a charm, and you would make headlines. Get your web page started.

 

Now we need a name...............The 99% is already taken......and the 53%.........How about "Exposing the lie"!

 

I think that you could get a following.............

Now I will be watching the news this Monday, to see if you got the shit kicked out of you, by mega church security.

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Salesmen who lies are assholes. People who use religion to lie are assholes.

 

Why are you calling us hypocrites because we are saying that lying and stealing money from people is wrong?

 

You're fucking nuts.

 

I'm not calling anybody anything. I took the unpopular "side" for the sake of conversation, and have heard some good arguments, yours notwithstanding. I don't have a dog in this fight, just wanted to see what people thought.

 

And I am not fucking nuts, I only fuck turnips.

 

Search your own conscious. Don't let other tell you from outside what is truth. It's your own conscious that you live with.

 

We agree there, my friend.

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Salesmen who lies are assholes. People who use religion to lie are assholes.

 

Why are you calling us hypocrites because we are saying that lying and stealing money from people is wrong?

 

You're fucking nuts.

 

I'm not calling anybody anything. I took the unpopular "side" for the sake of conversation, and have heard some good arguments, yours notwithstanding. I don't have a dog in this fight, just wanted to see what people thought.

 

And I am not fucking nuts, I only fuck turnips.

 

Search your own conscious. Don't let other tell you from outside what is truth. It's your own conscious that you live with.

 

We agree there, my friend.

 

Wasn't directed at you, bro. Just the people who are so dimwitted as to justify their wrong actions by others wrong actions.

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Wasn't directed at you, bro. Just the people who are so dimwitted as to justify their wrong actions by others wrong actions.

 

Good 'nuff.

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Topic reminds me of this vid on youtube:

 

 

Hilarious!

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If you are trying to get into it for money and followers, then you are better off slinging french fries at the BK.

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