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New sin list. Okay I know it’s supposed to be a sin to work on the Sabbath, and to have tattoos and so one, but this old list needs to be updated so I’ll start.

 

It’s a sin to put ketchup on a steak!

 

It’s a sin to put ice in a glass of wine!

 

It’s a sin to paint a Dodge Challenger fuchsia!

 

It’s a sin to go through the 20 items or less line at the market with a cart packed full of items!

 

It’s a sin to wear skinny jeans!

 

It’s a sin to spit your chew spit in a cup/bottle while in an area where anyone is eating!

 

It’s a sin to flick your boogers on the walls of bathrooms. (I don’t even begin to comprehend that one!)

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It's a sin to wear a Bluetooth headset in public.

 

It's a cardinal sin to wear said headset and use it whilst using bathroom.

 

It's a sin to order the Super Size meal and a diet drink.

 

It's a sin to cut me off and instantly become the slowest car on the road.

 

It's a sin to start an awesome TV show only for it to end up knee deep in it's own shit (I'm looking at you Lost).

 

It's a sin to have a baby carriage...for your dogs.

 

It's a sin to keep using the Imperial system.

 

It's a sin to put an "a" in definitely.

 

It's a sin to not know the difference between then and than.

 

It's a sin to know more about the lives of the Kardashians/Lohans/Hiltons/Sister Wives/Midgets on TLC/random baby factories than the world around you.

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It's a sin to shave off your eyebrows and then draw them back in with a pencil.

 

It's a sin to dial peoples numbers with a machine with no human on the line when the call is answered.

 

It's a sin to reply "LOL" and do nothing more when someone tells you they are receiving Viagra ads from you and your computer is probably a zombie.

 

It's a sin to toss chewing gum onto the sidewalk.

 

It's a sin to declaw an outdoor cat.

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It is a sin to chew with your mouth open.

 

It is a sin to say "Well where is your husband?" after a girl says "no thank you, I am married".

 

It is a sin to *poke* someone on facebook and as soon as they poke you back IMMEDIATELY poke them again.

 

It is a sin to wear your pants below your ass, so that you cannot do anything with two hands- because you are always busy holding your pants up. (these guys cannot be tough! If they had to fight their pants would fall off!)

 

It is a sin to wake me up before 9am.

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It's a sin to distract me while I'm doing my homework, especially if I'm doing Differential Equations homework.

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It is a sin to wear your pants below your ass, so that you cannot do anything with two hands- because you are always busy holding your pants up. (these guys cannot be tough! If they had to fight their pants would fall off!)

 

Yeah, no shit. No beer volcanoes for those guys!

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It is a sin to use cheap,1 ply toilet paper in 'hard to roll' department store dispensers!! woohoo.gif

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It is a sin to use cheap,1 ply toilet paper in 'hard to roll' department store dispensers!! woohoo.gif

 

It is also a sin to waste 2 plastic bags when wrapping your eggs at the grocery store - thinking that this procedure will stop them from breaking, if you drop them on the ground!

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It is a sin to eat buffalo wings, BBQ ribs, or corn-on-the-cob on a first date.

 

It is a sin to use the urinal right next to another man when there are other urinals available.

 

It is a sin to refer to your cat as "Mr. [insert random name here]."

 

It is a sin for a man to wear a Speedo at the beach.

 

It is a cardinal sin if the aforementioned Speedo-wearing man is fat and hairy.

 

It is a sin to attempt to engage in conversation with me while I am pooping.

 

It is a sin to use the word 'poop' when you really mean 'shit'. Aww, poop!

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It's a sin to distract me while I'm doing my homework, especially if I'm doing Differential Equations homework.

uh oh. I am doomed.

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It's a sin to distract me while I'm doing my homework, especially if I'm doing Differential Equations homework.

uh oh. I am doomed.

 

Oh, I forgot to add "unless your name is Not-So-Foolish Girl."

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Yes. It is a sin that the morning news is talking about breast health and the opening song is "My humps".

 

It is a sin that we have "Save the ta-ta's" but not "save the assholes"

 

It is a sin to interrupt me while I am reading a book.

 

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It's a sin to distract me while I'm doing my homework, especially if I'm doing Differential Equations homework.

uh oh. I am doomed.

 

Oh, I forgot to add "unless your name is Not-So-Foolish Girl."

:) Still....

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It's a sin to distract me while I'm doing my homework, especially if I'm doing Differential Equations homework.

uh oh. I am doomed.

 

Oh, I forgot to add "unless your name is Not-So-Foolish Girl."

smile.png Still....

 

Keep in mind, when you live inside my computer, you can only distract me when I want you to.

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It is a sin to claim you talk to god.

 

It is a sin for your significant other to tease you unmerciful all day about sex, then promptly fall asleep when the kids are down.

 

It is an apparent sin to dare to take a Thomas the tank engine DVD out when it is over instead of letting it repeat, ad nauseaum.

 

It is a sin to demand that a 3yr old actually SIT at the table and eat with utensils.

 

It is a sin to expect your co-workers to actually DO their job as described in the employee handbook.

 

It is a sin to email your professor 12 hrs after the class in which there was a test and say you missed it because of your kid's birthday party and then expect to get a makeup exam.

 

It is a sin to email your professor about how much he sucks when A) you never asked for help. B) never showed up when the professor was available for questions C) withdrew from the class anyway.

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It is a sin to not clean up after yourself when you get done washing your hands in the bathroom and leave a gigantic puddle around the sink.

 

It is also a sin to not wash your whiskers down the drain if you happen to shave in the bathroom at work.

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It is a sin for automatic flush toilets to flush before a person is finished and exiting the stall. Therefore, most AFT's are sinful wastes.

 

It is a sin for automatic sinks to be set to the highest sensitivity, requiring the hand washer to do a crazy dance just for a few squirts of water.

 

It is a sin to let the batteries run down on the automatic paper towel dispenser.

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It’s a sin to put ice in a glass of wine!

But is it a sin to make wine sorbet? While I'm not a big fan of Emeril, I saw him make red wine sorbet using an ice cream maker once, and I thought it was a fantastic idea.

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New sin list. Okay I know it’s supposed to be a sin to work on the Sabbath, and to have tattoos and so one, but this old list needs to be updated so I’ll start.

 

 

And remember the sabbath is Saturday, the 7th day of the week when god rested. Not Sunday. And keep it holy, shall we? If you work on the Sabbath, STOP NOW. So what if you're a cop, fireman, 9-1-1 operator, or hospital employee. If all hell is breaking loose on the Sabbath, tough shit. God says not to work that day. :)

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It's a sin to wear a Bluetooth headset in public.

 

It's a cardinal sin to wear said headset and use it whilst using bathroom.

 

It's a sin to order the Super Size meal and a diet drink.

 

It's a sin to cut me off and instantly become the slowest car on the road.

 

It's a sin to start an awesome TV show only for it to end up knee deep in it's own shit (I'm looking at you Lost).

 

It's a sin to have a baby carriage...for your dogs.

 

It's a sin to keep using the Imperial system.

 

It's a sin to put an "a" in definitely.

 

It's a sin to not know the difference between then and than.

 

It's a sin to know more about the lives of the Kardashians/Lohans/Hiltons/Sister Wives/Midgets on TLC/random baby factories than the world around you.

 

And a sin to know more about Kendra and Say Yes to the Dress and Gene Simmons Family Jewels, Jerseylicious, Jersey Shore, Basketball Wives, Housewives of Orange County and The Duggars and Dancing with the Stars, than your own family. Wow, whatever was wrong with fiction drama on tv? :)

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It's a sin to wear a belly shirt while having a giant belly.

 

It's a sin to curl your eyelashes with one hand while holding the day's newspaper in the other, while traveling in heavy morning traffic down the interstate.

 

It's a sin to pile your plate to look like a food pyramid at an all you can eat buffet and have a diet soda as your drink.

 

It's a sin to have to be so morbidly obese as to have to purchase two plane tickets in order to sit on a flight. (Being the third passenger in the third seat is proof of hell)

 

It's a sin not to put a human skeleton doll in your carry-on so as to fuck with the TSA scanner guard at the airport. (It's a sin to do this when you only have a half hour to catch your flight)

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