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If You Ever Need A Reminder How Deluded You Used To Be As A Christian...


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Look no further than Jesus Daily on Facebook. Holy fucking shit!! I've never seen so much delusion in one place in my life. I mean seriously, the bible says homosexuality is an abomination so stop sucking you savior's fucking dick already, damn!!

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Holy moly! Those Facebook groupies aren't sheep; those are lemmings for Jesus Spam!

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latest post:

Jesus Daily

DESCRIBE our powerful GOD in 1 WORD!!!

 

 

me says:

motherfucker

 

...and yes, it is true in a way

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Masturbation

 

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My God is bigger than your God! So I'm better than you! My God is realer and truer than your god so I am the realer an truer believer. My God can do anything he wants but he just doesn't want to do whatever doesn't happen. You better love my God or else you are going to burn in hell forever.

 

It's a form of masturbation.

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GOD, thank You for waking me up again today :)
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Wow.....

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I think I'm going to... Oops. I puked.

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Wow.....

 

The same entity has been waking me up every morning for years. Ergo, God is a little, fat tortie cat named Natalie.

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puke

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latest post:

Jesus Daily

DESCRIBE our powerful GOD in 1 WORD!!!

 

 

me says:

motherfucker

 

...and yes, it is true in a way

 

Ha ha, just write Oedepus instead. None of them will figure it out.

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Vigile:

I love being silent and inactive on facebook, so I would definitely not piss all over such a harmless post, but it's still hilarious. GONZ9729CustomImage1539775.gif

But it would be a great way to earn a few hundred-thousand haters in an instant.

 

The blue-eyed motherfucking sky-granddad Jewish ghost in his 30's is how I will picture bibleGod from now on. (man I am so damned if any of that shit is true)

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GOD, thank You for waking me up again today smile.png
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Wow.....

God is my alarm clock.

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Vigile:

I love being silent and inactive on facebook, so I would definitely not piss all over such a harmless post, but it's still hilarious. GONZ9729CustomImage1539775.gif

But it would be a great way to earn a few hundred-thousand haters in an instant.

 

The blue-eyed motherfucking sky-granddad Jewish ghost in his 30's is how I will picture bibleGod from now on. (man I am so damned if any of that shit is true)

Well if you weren't going to hell before, you are now.

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I absolutely refuse to "like" that shit. I only just "unliked" Pocket Testament League...

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Vigile:

I love being silent and inactive on facebook, so I would definitely not piss all over such a harmless post, but it's still hilarious. GONZ9729CustomImage1539775.gif

But it would be a great way to earn a few hundred-thousand haters in an instant.

 

The blue-eyed motherfucking sky-granddad Jewish ghost in his 30's is how I will picture bibleGod from now on. (man I am so damned if any of that shit is true)

Well if you weren't going to hell before, you are now.

Thanks! So you are the one validating these one way tickets. I knew I would find you here...

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The same entity has been waking me up every morning for years. Ergo, God is a little, fat tortie cat named Natalie.

 

I have two gods to wake me up each morning. Sometimes it's not very pleasant when the larger god walks on my bladder.

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Ugh!

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The same entity has been waking me up every morning for years. Ergo, God is a little, fat tortie cat named Natalie.

 

I have two gods to wake me up each morning. Sometimes it's not very pleasant when the larger god walks on my bladder.

 

Mine sticks his beak up my nostril to wake me up. Freaks me the Hell out.

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mine just stands by the bed staring at you saying in whisper "Daddy, I'm awake" then poking you in the eye.

 

That is if the alarm didn't get me up already.

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