freeasabird Posted January 23, 2012 Share Posted January 23, 2012 Look no further than Jesus Daily on Facebook. Holy fucking shit!! I've never seen so much delusion in one place in my life. I mean seriously, the bible says homosexuality is an abomination so stop sucking you savior's fucking dick already, damn!! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Positivist Posted January 23, 2012 Share Posted January 23, 2012 Holy moly! Those Facebook groupies aren't sheep; those are lemmings for Jesus Spam! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bornnormal Posted January 23, 2012 Share Posted January 23, 2012 latest post: Jesus Daily DESCRIBE our powerful GOD in 1 WORD!!! me says: motherfucker ...and yes, it is true in a way Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mymistake Posted January 23, 2012 Share Posted January 23, 2012 Masturbation My God is bigger than your God! So I'm better than you! My God is realer and truer than your god so I am the realer an truer believer. My God can do anything he wants but he just doesn't want to do whatever doesn't happen. You better love my God or else you are going to burn in hell forever. It's a form of masturbation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inqui Posted January 23, 2012 Share Posted January 23, 2012 GOD, thank You for waking me up again today 163,095 people like this Wow..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackpudd1n Posted January 23, 2012 Share Posted January 23, 2012 I think I'm going to... Oops. I puked. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thackerie Posted January 23, 2012 Share Posted January 23, 2012 GOD, thank You for waking me up again today 163,095 people like this Wow..... The same entity has been waking me up every morning for years. Ergo, God is a little, fat tortie cat named Natalie. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LivingLife Posted January 23, 2012 Share Posted January 23, 2012 puke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vigile Posted January 23, 2012 Share Posted January 23, 2012 latest post: Jesus Daily DESCRIBE our powerful GOD in 1 WORD!!! me says: motherfucker ...and yes, it is true in a way Ha ha, just write Oedepus instead. None of them will figure it out. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bornnormal Posted January 23, 2012 Share Posted January 23, 2012 Vigile: I love being silent and inactive on facebook, so I would definitely not piss all over such a harmless post, but it's still hilarious. But it would be a great way to earn a few hundred-thousand haters in an instant. The blue-eyed motherfucking sky-granddad Jewish ghost in his 30's is how I will picture bibleGod from now on. (man I am so damned if any of that shit is true) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hereticzero Posted January 23, 2012 Share Posted January 23, 2012 GOD, thank You for waking me up again today 163,095 people like this Wow..... God is my alarm clock. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hereticzero Posted January 23, 2012 Share Posted January 23, 2012 Vigile: I love being silent and inactive on facebook, so I would definitely not piss all over such a harmless post, but it's still hilarious. But it would be a great way to earn a few hundred-thousand haters in an instant. The blue-eyed motherfucking sky-granddad Jewish ghost in his 30's is how I will picture bibleGod from now on. (man I am so damned if any of that shit is true) Well if you weren't going to hell before, you are now. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ConureDelSol Posted January 23, 2012 Share Posted January 23, 2012 I absolutely refuse to "like" that shit. I only just "unliked" Pocket Testament League... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bornnormal Posted January 23, 2012 Share Posted January 23, 2012 Vigile: I love being silent and inactive on facebook, so I would definitely not piss all over such a harmless post, but it's still hilarious. But it would be a great way to earn a few hundred-thousand haters in an instant. The blue-eyed motherfucking sky-granddad Jewish ghost in his 30's is how I will picture bibleGod from now on. (man I am so damned if any of that shit is true) Well if you weren't going to hell before, you are now. Thanks! So you are the one validating these one way tickets. I knew I would find you here... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kittypaws Posted January 23, 2012 Share Posted January 23, 2012 The same entity has been waking me up every morning for years. Ergo, God is a little, fat tortie cat named Natalie. I have two gods to wake me up each morning. Sometimes it's not very pleasant when the larger god walks on my bladder. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cmulgrew Posted January 23, 2012 Share Posted January 23, 2012 Ugh! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ConureDelSol Posted January 23, 2012 Share Posted January 23, 2012 The same entity has been waking me up every morning for years. Ergo, God is a little, fat tortie cat named Natalie. I have two gods to wake me up each morning. Sometimes it's not very pleasant when the larger god walks on my bladder. Mine sticks his beak up my nostril to wake me up. Freaks me the Hell out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stryper Posted January 23, 2012 Share Posted January 23, 2012 mine just stands by the bed staring at you saying in whisper "Daddy, I'm awake" then poking you in the eye. That is if the alarm didn't get me up already. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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